Book Report

[augman7518]

Book Report
>
> Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,
>
> 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
>
>
> One student turned in the following book report,
> With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
>
> His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
>
> Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
> Clinton :...... Cost - $29.99
>
> Titanic:...... Over 3 hours to read
> Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read
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> Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
> subsequent catastrophe..
> Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
> subsequent catastrophe.
>
> Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
> Clinton :...... Bill is a bullshit artist.
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> Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
> Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.
>
> Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
> Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.
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> Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
> Clinton :... Let's not go there.
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> Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
> Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
>
> Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
> Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember jack.
>
> Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
> Clinton :...... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.
>
> Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
> Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same
> thing

[Losethem]

This would have been more appropriately posted to the political board. *shrugs*

[Riverwind]

Very good, and no this is where the post goes.

River

[Prudence]

Pretty funny.
Thanks for posting it!