The Chinese have given me a fantasy!!!

[JeffEunuch]

Your reference to "Lovers Lane" makes me most uneasy. I live on Lovers Lane.

Originally Posted by FianceeUvBigGuy

We all know that the commie Chinese execute hundred of people each year for serious crimes...jaywalking, double-parking, etc...and harvest their body parts to sell for transplants 'n other fun stuff. Now they've come up with a new and more efficient method of "doing business". Let's say that the cops visit Lovers Lane some evening and discover some guy with an underage girl (or boy), having sex.

[sliceitoff]

Originally Posted by wallenstein

You're certainly not going too far - sounds great, especially the squatting and straddling, but for most cases the procedure should focus on the balls and the peepee should stay in its place... except there were very special reasons for chopping or beheading...

I agree, not going too far at all! I do like the idea of squatting and straddling much better than just sitting down. I also agree focus on the balls for most crimes, but chopping off the peepee can be used for select crimes and being beheaded could be the punishment for lesser crimes.

[wallenstein]

[QUOTE=FianceeUvBigGuy;90135]Free shrimp and pork egg rolls for life! Well, that's ONE fantasy!



As an added attraction they could build the bus with huge side windows, like some custom private rigs, and folks could watch the action.
Well, just thought I'd mention it.


Maybe not just huge windows, but video cameras in all sections of the bus, documenting the whole procedure, the so called squatting session. Clients and other interested parties are offered to purchase a video at a reasonable price, and some of the material is used for tv-documentation etc.