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    htp2004
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    sell your dick story

    Dear Mister,

    We are an clinic helping rich people to better life and keep them young longer. We help people who need support to come back normal life after cancer or injury.

    All our customers are top names from film art industry, music business or financial business. We will take care of our customers and all people who help us to fulfill our target.

    Now we need suitable candidates for borrowing penile organ for 1 year period. This is short time for young man but it would make our customer very happy. He crashed his own organ in bike accident and is not capable to have normal sex with her wife now.

    If you wonder why we are contacting people in Finland it’s quite clear. We need voluntary people who has blood type 0 Rh Pos and who has good blood results. The operation is 100% safe only if you don’t carry N-virus which is very common virus most people but not in Finland and Mongolia. Mongolia people has different race and they have too thin penile organs it is not possible to join to our customer.

    Operation is very simple. We will choose three voluntary man and they all will be tested 100%. Operation will be made in Hawaii in clinic which makes thousands of this kind operation in every year. Operation is made safely in anesthesia. Man penises will be scalped off and they al will be put to test to customers arm to check which one of them is most suitable for operation. The best one will win and the earlier carrier can be happy. The others will be re-attached back to body and after 2 week holiday the man and their families can fly back home. They will get only 0.6 billion bonus + 10000$+tax every month their organ is not 100 % working yet. It will take about three months to be 100% working but it is possible to start sex life 6 week after operation. The winner and his girlfriend or wife will get a job for beginning two years and the year income is for winner 1.2 billion dollars and mate 0.6 billion + taxes off course. The winner will also get super nice few apartment with garden and pool. If you have children you will get teachers free to your home or you can put your children in any school. If you or your girlfriend like to use any of our clinical services while being here these all are free for you.

    The best part is this. After one year winner will get his penile organ back and also 2 inch remaining organ from the customer. There is about 5% risk the operation doesn’t work. After operation the organ will be 20% thicker. Then we will find for the winner new organ and he and his mate will keep all the benefits and jobs until penile is working 100% and is longer and thicker than now.

    This is big matter not only to you but also your girlfriend. To help your decision we quarantine also to your girlfriend to get all same benefits as you. If she will stay there support you until your organ is re-attached she will get 2 billion bonus tax free. If you will brake this in this period she will get only 1 billion. Customers inc will pay all taxes you don’t need to worry them. She also get nice job, own secretary and personal trainer. If she wants she can be after two years totally different person with help of world best trainers.

    All costs will be carried by us and you will get every time traveling documents and 2-way tickets beforehand. Every day you have to be out of work will be paid 3000 $. If you are not suitable please inform us who would be, we don’t forget who helps us.

    It is also possible you just sell yours organ to us and we will pay total cost 10 billion + taxes from that. Then you don’t get your organ back before the new owner may loose his living methods. If we find the organ not suitable for us you will still get the payment total 0.5 billion.

    Easiest way to check the organ is suitable is cut one inch part and send it to us. We will pay every sample 50000 grants.

    Please contact
    Fake Person
    Fake address
    Fake city, state, zipcode
    Fake email address
    Last edited by kristoff; 07-07-2007 at 04:34 AM.

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    Re: sell your dick story

    Interesting fantasy. Be sure to write this up as a full story and submit it once our story archive is accepting submissions again.

  3. #3
    machiel
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    Re: sell your dick story

    hi intressing i wil sell my pennis to you

  4. #4

    Re: sell your dick story

    I only wished it was an actual offer. Oh well.
    "It's the end of the world as we know it, but I feel fine!"

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    AznPuppy
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    If stuff like this actually happened I'd seriously love to do it. :o

  6. #6

    Love Ya Re: sell your dick story

    i,ll give you my weewee but you have to take my balls too

  7. #7
    balletkyle
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    Re: sell your dick story

    Only one flaw, I don't want it back, ever!

  8. #8
    harry
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    Re: sell your dick story

    Oh yes please

  9. #9

    Re: sell your dick story

    for that type of money, I'll sell it to you... Just let me know where to send it.

    Is it 100% insured like Cash4Gold?
    Cut my penis of baby! Rid me of this forsaken piece of flesh.

  10. #10
    exshvdsas
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    Sounds great! I wish it would be true, so I'll do it right now!

    Quote Originally Posted by htp2004 View Post
    Dear Mister,

    We are an clinic helping rich people to better life and keep them young longer. We help people who need support to come back normal life after cancer or injury.

    All our customers are top names from film art industry, music business or financial business. We will take care of our customers and all people who help us to fulfill our target.

    Now we need suitable candidates for borrowing penile organ for 1 year period. This is short time for young man but it would make our customer very happy. He crashed his own organ in bike accident and is not capable to have normal sex with her wife now.

    If you wonder why we are contacting people in Finland it’s quite clear. We need voluntary people who has blood type 0 Rh Pos and who has good blood results. The operation is 100% safe only if you don’t carry N-virus which is very common virus most people but not in Finland and Mongolia. Mongolia people has different race and they have too thin penile organs it is not possible to join to our customer.

    Operation is very simple. We will choose three voluntary man and they all will be tested 100%. Operation will be made in Hawaii in clinic which makes thousands of this kind operation in every year. Operation is made safely in anesthesia. Man penises will be scalped off and they al will be put to test to customers arm to check which one of them is most suitable for operation. The best one will win and the earlier carrier can be happy. The others will be re-attached back to body and after 2 week holiday the man and their families can fly back home. They will get only 0.6 billion bonus + 10000$+tax every month their organ is not 100 % working yet. It will take about three months to be 100% working but it is possible to start sex life 6 week after operation. The winner and his girlfriend or wife will get a job for beginning two years and the year income is for winner 1.2 billion dollars and mate 0.6 billion + taxes off course. The winner will also get super nice few apartment with garden and pool. If you have children you will get teachers free to your home or you can put your children in any school. If you or your girlfriend like to use any of our clinical services while being here these all are free for you.

    The best part is this. After one year winner will get his penile organ back and also 2 inch remaining organ from the customer. There is about 5% risk the operation doesn’t work. After operation the organ will be 20% thicker. Then we will find for the winner new organ and he and his mate will keep all the benefits and jobs until penile is working 100% and is longer and thicker than now.

    This is big matter not only to you but also your girlfriend. To help your decision we quarantine also to your girlfriend to get all same benefits as you. If she will stay there support you until your organ is re-attached she will get 2 billion bonus tax free. If you will brake this in this period she will get only 1 billion. Customers inc will pay all taxes you don’t need to worry them. She also get nice job, own secretary and personal trainer. If she wants she can be after two years totally different person with help of world best trainers.

    All costs will be carried by us and you will get every time traveling documents and 2-way tickets beforehand. Every day you have to be out of work will be paid 3000 $. If you are not suitable please inform us who would be, we don’t forget who helps us.

    It is also possible you just sell yours organ to us and we will pay total cost 10 billion + taxes from that. Then you don’t get your organ back before the new owner may loose his living methods. If we find the organ not suitable for us you will still get the payment total 0.5 billion.

    Easiest way to check the organ is suitable is cut one inch part and send it to us. We will pay every sample 50000 grants.

    Please contact
    Fake Person
    Fake address
    Fake city, state, zipcode
    Fake email address

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    Re: sell your dick story

    I wish someone had placed a genuine similar ad for testicles in 2001 - it would have saved me a lot of hassle and made me some money.
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    gordon..j
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    Compensation in the, Uk.for losing your manhood in an accident is £1000,
    not much when you consider a similar thing happening to a woman is £4000.
    So where's the equality there? I think in the future there maybe medical trials
    to do with penis transplants;I know of one clinic that paid a large sum to --
    volunteers to cut their finger off and then transplant it back on. Indeed one
    London clinic paid out, £10,000,to volunteers,to undergo having thier heart
    stopped, then resuscitated minutes later.I think that stem-cell technologys-
    ability to grow any organ of the human body back will bring about,quick cock
    transplants,and the need for medical volunteers beforhand. Thats where reality meets fantasy,and I think that will be soon.

    Any of you guys that maybe interested in volunteering in these trials,should
    type in ,Biotrax or just Medical trials, in the google box. some of them are-
    dangerous,but what the hell!! no more than getting your cock sliced off! Ochh.

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    No_Nads_Dan
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    Thumbs up Re: sell your dick story

    Lets go for it !!!











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    Love the smooth anyway LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by gordon..j View Post
    I know of one clinic that paid a large sum to --
    volunteers to cut their finger off and then transplant it back on. Indeed one
    London clinic paid out, £10,000,to volunteers,to undergo having thier heart
    stopped, then resuscitated minutes later.
    Are you sure? The medical ethicality of such human trials and research seems questionable, to the point that these tests would have never been approved by the medical authority in charge of approving human trials.

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