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    Mom's been home about a week now and things are finally back to normal. For example: last night, she woke me up four times between 1:00am and 9:00am. When I'm awoken, it takes me 30 minutes plus to get back to sleep. The last time she woke me was 6:30am; then she wanted me to sit with her till her panic attack left..so I did. She said, "you can sleep in if you want." She got me out of bed at 8:00am demanding I open the drapes, feed the cat, get her pain pills, etc. Then she said, "I'm tired of hearing you complain about not getting any sleep." That's almost funny
    Last edited by MacTheWolf; 11-17-2006 at 11:52 PM.

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    You should LEARN how-to fall-asleep in 5 minutes.
    Read a recent waynegreen.com newsletter about zzzzzzz . n3rf

  3. #123

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    Or, I suppose I could read "The Wit and Wisdom of George W. Bush." That might be only half a page, though, if that much.

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    When I read Your book "The Wit and Wisdom of MacTheWolf" I will stay awake all night, but tell me when Your Book is out ?? it will be worth the trouble and keep me "thinking" which takes real work - You know .. N3RF

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    The Rest of the Story Riverwind's Avatar
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    I am so sorry my friend, I do understand. I think the only thing like it is owning a cat, take Rupert for example, 2am Play with me daddy, 2:30 cat goes to sleep, daddy plays on computer for another hour. 5am DADDY, I want to go outside, Daddy were are my treats, Daddy let me in, Daddy let me out, Daddy I love you, what do you mean you want your seat back.

    The bottom line is that we love them and we cant do anything different even if we wanted to.

    River
    He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.

    Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays instead of serving you if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
    Edmund Burke

  6. #126

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    See, I've always suspected that River was more of an expert on pussy that he claimed :P

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    I lost it today:

    I had thought, until today that, I was an angel of mercy. Alas, the angel failed.

    Last night from midnight to 6:00am, mom called on me three times translating into no sleep for me. Mom then decided to get up at 8:15am. Our agreement was that I could sleep in till 8:00am every morning. When I insisted on 45 minutes more sleep till 9:00am, mom screamed out. "pack your stuff and get out of my house if you don't like the conditions here." I then lost it and called my mom a "selfish bitch." Naturally, that did NOT go over well but, I was miffed to say the least.

    I can tell this day will be a downer already.

    What's that old saying...something about watching the words you say that you will end up eating them?

    Current score: Mom 3 Wolf 0

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    So what are You doing to get mom on the "nutrition" program - so she -- will feel -- BETTER -- all around ???
    When a person has less PAIN and STRAIN she/he wont SCREAM so much.
    I go up at 4 and then back to bed. 7 - 8 sounds about a right time to RISE AND SHINE, provided it is not a RAINY DAY.
    Find out the PAIN - SCORE for Your mother so You know when she is about to SCREAM and when she is feeling BETTER. I just invented that idea.
    Report Your PROGRESS asap. N3RF
    Last edited by n3rf; 11-22-2006 at 05:03 PM. Reason: spell

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    She's on a nutrition program locally called "Meals on Wheels." They deliver once a week, seven days of complete, balanced diet. Only problem: she prefers my lousy cooking to Meals on Wheels.

    I rate my cooking skills akin to a Human Rights Violation.

    Then again, I haven't tasted Talula's spaghetti or River's legendary pancakes as so many other lucky souls have.

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    No dear Wolfi, I don't mean a "balanced meal" but a supplemental program that make sure she gets the Trace Elements and other supplements that many years and aging has made her loose.
    I am also thinking about the "secred Guide To Health" You can get from my friend WayneGreen.com and the ideas accumulated in it - the 1oo books You and I should have read. I also bought the Colloid of SIlver kit from him so I make my own every 2 weeks for me and my wife. One teaspoon - three teaspoons of this Distilled Water with its 30 million very tiney Silver Particles in it, reuces the Bugs in Your system so that Your health has a chance to improve. Lots of new knowledge out there ( right here before Your nose ) and it all ties together nicely to a steadily IMPROVED health. I take most days also a 3 mile walk and by Gosh my legs and feet are feeling much better. One side-effect of reading EA and Typing too much ..Hi (just kidding) N3RF

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    I get some nice informations - for You -
    "Get More Brain Power With Every Serving!"
    https://secure1.healthresources.net/landing/4806.asp
    but You have to read it Yourself and ponder - ponder - ponder - etc.

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING You two. N3RF

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    Re: One Day in the Life of a Wolf

    Quote Originally Posted by MacTheWolf View Post
    I lost it today:

    I had thought, until today that, I was an angel of mercy. Alas, the angel failed.

    Last night from midnight to 6:00am, mom called on me three times translating into no sleep for me. Mom then decided to get up at 8:15am. Our agreement was that I could sleep in till 8:00am every morning. When I insisted on 45 minutes more sleep till 9:00am, mom screamed out. "pack your stuff and get out of my house if you don't like the conditions here." I then lost it and called my mom a "selfish bitch." Naturally, that did NOT go over well but, I was miffed to say the least.

    I can tell this day will be a downer already.

    What's that old saying...something about watching the words you say that you will end up eating them?

    Current score: Mom 3 Wolf 0
    Mac,

    If you were a Catholic, you would be a candidate for sainthood for all of the care and kindness that you have been showing to your mother. I know her condition has deteriorated since I saw her last, and I couldn't imagine how you were doing as well as you were then.

    I hope that the two of you manage to share a very pleasant Thanksgiving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesus View Post
    Mac,

    If you were a Catholic, you would be a candidate for sainthood for all of the care and kindness that you have been showing to your mother. I know her condition has deteriorated since I saw her last, and I couldn't imagine how you were doing as well as you were then.

    I hope that the two of you manage to share a very pleasant Thanksgiving.
    Indeed, bless you.

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    Hmmmmm Saint Mac has a nice ring to it.

    However, with my luck and considering I'm 6' 2" and waver from 230 to 244 pounds, I'd be called..... Saint Big Mac...... Nah

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    Thats it, NO MORE MR Macwolf,

    IT BIG MAC

    What a HAM berger you are.

    Happy Thanksgiving to you and your mom, I am with Jesus, Saint hood is on the way.

    and remember no good deed goes unpunished.


    River
    He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.

    Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays instead of serving you if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
    Edmund Burke

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