I took $300 out of my account today and gave Edison $487.50. Hopefully, I have left for Internet and food - LOL
If I had to choose between Internet and food, I might choose Internet :P
With a non-working phone, online is my only contact with the outside world.
Ain't life wonderful - heh heh
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
My Social Security check arrived today so I have enough for groceries and Time WarnerIf only the city water company company would work out a deal on payments, I'd have running water too - *sigh*
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
I received a Care Package in the mail today containing:
• four pudding cups
• one working phone
• A grandfather shawl
• one pair of pants
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
A second Care Package arrived - containing a gilt certificate for Jack in the Box - woo hoo
Oh River, I still haven't received your check for $50,000 yet. Damn U.S. Mail system
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
The City Water Company just called me saying my water will be shutoff on Monday, May 14th. They asked if I wanted to shell out $200. I said, I had only $120 left in my account after giving the electric company $487.50, and I was going to use the $120 for food. Their reply was, too bad - LOL
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
On the plus side, Jeanette was ripped off in a drug deal. She tried to buy some weed and the dealer never returned with her stash - woo hoo
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
That just means she will steal more of your food.Originally Posted by MacTheWolf
On the plus side, Jeanette was ripped off in a drug deal. She tried to buy some weed and the dealer never returned with her stash - woo hoo
Nuke a Gay Baby Whale for Jesus
On the plus side, my new lock is holding. No break-ins...............yet
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
I was hit by an ususual thief last night. He stone one pair of blue jeans off the clothesline. I know Liz and Jeanette didn't take them - they were waist size 40 which would be a tent to them :P
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
Obviously, it was a naked thief. If he just wanted better jeans, the bastard should have left me his old ones.
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
Time Warner came by at 1:20 pm today and fixed my phone - woo hoo
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
I was up all night researching and didn't hit the bed till around 7:30 am. About 11:30 am I was awoken by a large argument. ,Apparently, Ruben, a workman friend of Liz, had caught Jeanette giving blow-jobs in her mom's bedroom. He screamed at her and was calling Liz by phone. Liz had apparently left earlier.
Anyways, Jeanette and Ruben were arguing and screaming next to my computer, causing me to panic. I ordered them both out of my room. As I was surveying the damage, I found that my lamp was broken and my new phone was torn away from the cord and missing.
So, now I'm without a phone again.
I'd scream and curse too if I thought it would do any good.
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
If my Princess Charming is out there, please come rescue me. 105 F. days with no AC sucks.
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
Today, something different occurred. Liz came into my den and begged for a sandwich and a Coke. Being the kind of guy I am, I said "NO." I doubt I have any extra food to last me till my next check, and, since it's my house and I'm a 65 year old guy, I'm not sharing with freeloaders.
Besides, I saw her later on this afternoon drinking a quart of beer. I assume she prefers beer to food.
On the water bill scene, the City Water Company contacted me today and said my water will be shut off anytime after 5:00 pm Friday night, if I don't pay the past due amount of $65.06. The total water bill is $398.92. (two plus months). Will I pay it? Well, I have $3.91 in my checking account so........
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
You need to marry a rich woman.
Certainly one with low tastes.
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