One Day in the Life of a Wolf

[MacTheWolf]

I need to tell you guys about last night -

Last night about 2:30 am I w as still up surfing the web when I smelled smoke. I traced it to the back porch and found it was an electrical cord that went from my wall to Monty's trailor. I unplugged it. Monty then ballistic, and broke in my back porch door to replug it back in. I opened my door to the back porch and challenged him on it.

Monty pushed his way in my house and in doing so I was pushed back abruptly knocked to the floor. I ordered him out of my house and threatened to call the police so Monty went into my living room and physically prevented me from getting to the phone. Only when I said that I wouldn't call the cops did he exit my house. By then it was pasty 3:12 am.

I'm not sore from my fall...yet.

[Eunuken]

He attacked you in your home, he also broke and entered, call the police and press charges.

[MacTheWolf]

I need to tell you guys about last night -

Last night about 2:30 am I w as still up surfing the web when I smelled smoke. I traced it to the back porch and found it was an electrical cord that went from my wall to Monty's trailor. I unplugged it. Monty then ballistic, and broke in my back porch door to replug it back in. I opened my door to the back porch and challenged him on it.

Monty pushed his way in my house and in doing so I was pushed back abruptly knocked to the floor. I ordered him out of my house and threatened to call the police so Monty went into my living room and physically prevented me from getting to the phone. Only when I said that I wouldn't call the cops did he exit my house. By then it was pasty 3:12 am.

I'm not sore from my fall...yet.

And you guys thought you had an exciting life - LOL

See, never a dull moment for we old buzzards

[MacTheWolf]

Fortunately, I don't drink water. WE can't do any clothes washing, wash our hands or take showers but, I've been borrowing a bucket of water from the guy next door per day - one bucket of water = two flushes.

Now, I understand that old saying much better - "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

[Uncle Flo]

Now, I understand that old saying much better - "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

But if life gives you Monty, what do you do then?

[MacTheWolf]

But if life gives you Monty, what do you do then?

Send Monty by bus to the Twin Cities to visit the Uncle Flo family?

[gareth19]

I need to tell you guys about last night -

Last night about 2:30 am I w as still up surfing the web when I smelled smoke. I traced it to the back porch and found it was an electrical cord that went from my wall to Monty's trailor. I unplugged it. Monty then ballistic, and broke in my back porch door to replug it back in. I opened my door to the back porch and challenged him on it.

Monty pushed his way in my house and in doing so I was pushed back abruptly knocked to the floor. I ordered him out of my house and threatened to call the police so Monty went into my living room and physically prevented me from getting to the phone. Only when I said that I wouldn't call the cops did he exit my house. By then it was pasty 3:12 am.

I'm not sore from my fall...yet.

Call the police and press charges. If he prevented you from moving freely from one room to another, the charge is kidnapping. It is a felony in California and the police can do something about it. If they refuse, call legal aid and get a judge to issue a writ of mandamus.

[MacTheWolf]

My city water company must be getting desperate. Several days ago they shut me off saying I owed $356.

Today, I get a pink letter asking if I have overlooked my $217.41 bill. I might be able to pay almost two thirds of that on April 1.

[transward]

My city water company must be getting desperate. Several days ago they shut me off saying I owed $356.

Today, I get a pink letter asking if I have overlooked my $217.41 bill. I might be able to pay almost two thirds of that on April 1.

I know its a stupid question, but have you explored whether your utilities have any senior discount programs? Around here most do, but I don't know about California. If not Salvation Army usually has assistance for seniors.

Transward

[MacTheWolf]

I know its a stupid question, but have you explored whether your utilities have any senior discount programs? Around here most do, but I don't know about California. If not Salvation Army usually has assistance for seniors.

Transward

Thanks Transward, I'll look into both

[MacTheWolf]

I went to city hall this morning at 8:00 am and give the water department $220.00. They said I owe another $135.00 by April 3rd.

However, my water will be turned back on tomorrow. It won't be hot water since I can't afford the gas bill.

This does cut my food rations to $12.00 till the 3rd - LOL

Oh well, at least I have water.

[MacTheWolf]

I awoke this morning to the sounds of nature - a flushing toilet - woo hoo

[Uncle Flo]

It is nice to know that small pleasures still delight you. --FLO--

[MacTheWolf]

Well, I just received another water bill. $130 for the deposit and $73 for current usage. *sigh*

[MacTheWolf]

Apparently, my phone has not been working for a few days now. Today, I went online to Time Warner phone repair. They had me unplug the phone, wait 30 seconds and plug it back in. Now it works.

Why isn't the rest of my life this easy? ha ha ha