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Thread: One Day in the Life of a Wolf

  1. #2266

    Re: One Day in the Life of a Wolf

    I waited till I was alone in the house and searched their bedroom. I found my seasoned salt, peanut butter and my jam. On the bright side, my cat returned - woo hoo
    "Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone

  2. #2267

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    Well, I have an assignment for Monty the Dumpster Diver. My TV set finally died after 9 years. I'll tell Monty tomorrow to go look for a used set. The one that died wouldn't get Cable programs so I was just using it as a monitor to watch DVD's and videotape movies on.
    "Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone

  3. #2268

    Re: One Day in the Life of a Wolf

    Monty gave me an old, old TV with no RCA port. I'm waiting for him to hook up the coaxial cable. I tried but I have 65 year old fingers.
    "Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone

  4. #2269

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    I slept in today then went to the store for cat chow. As I was walking back, I thought I'd have a bowl of shredded wheat once I got home. As I entered the house, I noticed my bedroom door was ajar. Both my cereal and my milk were gone. Jeanette had struck again.

    I called the police but they said it wasn't a legal matter. They said it was a civil problem. *sigh*
    "Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone

  5. #2270

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    Liz told me today that her son's girlfriend had her baby today. Both the mother and the baby tested positive for methamphetamines.

    In my opinion, pregnant women to take any kind of illegal drugs need to lose their baby and be jailed.
    "Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone

  6. #2271

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    I called the Gas Company Friday and payed my $64.00 bill plus $16 to reconnect me. Toay I called to see when my gas would be on.

    The Gas lady said I owed an additional $16.46 so I payed it and called her back.

    A different Gas company spokesperson now says I owe an additional $23 as deposit.

    I told her I'd call back as I won't have more money till Thursday.

    No wonder I get migraines - lol
    "Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone

  7. #2272

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    Never let it be said that my life isn't exciting

    Today, as I was doing historical research in my den, there was a loud commotion coming from the front bedroom. Soon people were yelling and fighting. As I looked in, there were about eight people in there, five of the local minority population included. Some were wrestling on the floor. Liz ordered them to leave as did I to no avail.

    Finally, I announced I was going to the neighbor's house to call the police. Just I arrived at the neighbor's door, the ruckus stopped and people began filing out of my house. Two of them came up to me and sincerely apologized.

    Going to the neighbors proved futile in one sense - he refused to let me use his phone.

    Just what I needed to get my circulation going :P
    Last edited by MacTheWolf; 02-01-2012 at 01:08 AM. Reason: stress
    "Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone

  8. #2273

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    It's good that people look to you as a wise elder of the neighborhood.
    Keep up the good work.

  9. #2274

    Re: One Day in the Life of a Wolf

    Today, I went to Wally World and bought a latch and lock to secure my bedroom door against further break-ins via Jeanette. My friend Terry offered to install it if I bought him a beer. He's working on it now.


    Terry installed my lock and I gave him $2.00 for a beer so, we're both happy.
    Last edited by MacTheWolf; 02-04-2012 at 01:18 AM. Reason: hooray
    "Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone

  10. #2275

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    Im happy that your able to keep them out of your for room now, but I am a bit worried that they can now Lock you in your room, I think it would have been better to have put a dead bolt on it.

    Ken
    10 years of waiting, Now a Eunuch as of 10/20/2011. In a Hospital, and by a qualified urologist, The only way to go.

  11. #2276

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    Strangely, I found an extra $10 so I purchased six more months and rejoined IAM-BME
    "Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone

  12. #2277

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    I let my IAM membership expire.. I do not like the way Rachel is running it any more. Rachel does not want to support piercings and castrations.. All she wants is tattoos.
    "Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important" -CS Lewis

  13. #2278

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    I went to the ER tonight. A nasty Arachnid bit my left hand. They keep me a few hours. Tomorrow, I get an Rx filled for Bactrin. They said I have Cellulitis.
    "Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone

  14. #2279

    Re: One Day in the Life of a Wolf

    It's been almost 12 hours since I was in the ER and my left hand is slightly less swolen. The Rx was for sulfameth/trimethoprim 800/160 tabs which i take twice daily for ten days.
    Last edited by MacTheWolf; 02-14-2012 at 08:05 PM. Reason: damned arachnids
    "Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone

  15. #2280

    Re: One Day in the Life of a Wolf

    Most likely you have MSRA. It will probably eat you slowly.
    Of course if you touch your dick while you're peeing that will catch
    the bugs and fall off soon.

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