One Day in the Life of a Wolf

[MacTheWolf]

WHEN IT RAINS, IT REALLY POURS

Today, as I was paying utility bills, I thought this month I'd have just enough to cover utilities and food. Good huh?

Then, the devil appeared: City Code Enforcement came by and cited me for numerous violations:

#1 - Monty's junk in driveway = I go down tomorrow to start eviction papers on Monty. If his junk isn't gone by September 16, I get fined $1,000 per day per violation.

#2 - Outside trim of house needs painting. Liz has paint and her and her friends are painting it now.

#3 - Trash cans not place d inside of gate (due to Monty's junk).

#4 - I need more grass in the front yard.

Code enforcement says I owe a $400 fine (which I can't afford to pay) by September 16th.

What I really need is the cost of a big city dumpster for a week so I can place Monty's trash inside.

Failure to haul away Monty's junk means I lose the house. HELP.

[MacTheWolf]

Monty's new roommate forked over $100 to me today Monty only gave me $20.00

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WHEN IT RAINS, IT REALLY POURS

Today, as I was paying utility bills, I thought this month I'd have just enough to cover utilities and food. Good huh?

Then, the devil appeared: City Code Enforcement came by and cited me for numerous violations:

#1 - Monty's junk in driveway = I go down tomorrow to start eviction papers on Monty. If his junk isn't gone by September 16, I get fined $1,000 per day per violation.

Failure to haul away Monty's junk means I lose the house. HELP.

Monty's new roommate forked over $100 to me today Monty only gave me $20.00

I thought you were evicting Monte; now he has a paying roommate?
You do lead an interesting life.

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[MacTheWolf]

I thought you were evicting Monte; now he has a paying roommate?
You do lead an interesting life.

Transward

Transward, I made an even more frightening discovery: I looked in my full length mirror and was shocked to realize, "OMG I look as OLD as River"

[transward]

Transward, I made an even more frightening discovery: I looked in my full length mirror and was shocked to realize, "OMG I look as OLD as River"

Don't worry. After the first few centuries you don't care as much.

And after that you don't reflect in a mirror.


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[MacTheWolf]

As soon as I can get "my" phone out of Liz's room, I'm calling Child Protective Services on Jeanette. She broke into my room today and stole Cokes and food. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[MacTheWolf]

In response to the kind call made by Jesus to me a few minutes ago, I will say I'm still alive. I'd say I'm 'well' except for a nagging migraine.

My driveway is halfway cleaned up, my front yard is mowed and my trash cans are inside the gate - all of which Code Enforcement had complained about.

And, Liz is painting my bathroom

[MacTheWolf]

I'm awaiting Liz to leave so I can call Child Protective Services and the Police. Jeanette just stole all my bread. Now, I'll run out of food before the end of the month.

On the plus side, Code Enforcement came by, looked but didn't stop.

[MacTheWolf]

Code Enforcement sent me a letter saying I now owe $550 in fines and, if it is not paid in five days, it will be added to my property tax bill as a lien.

When it rains, it pours

[MacTheWolf]

I'm shaking all over from having an argument with Jeanette. I caught her in my fridge and I threatened to toss her out bodily. She left but I'm still shaking.

[MacTheWolf]

I didn't noticed till just now that the little bitch stole my big jar of peanut butter. I was counting on that to fill in the last few days of the mouth grrrrrrrrrr

[MacTheWolf]

It appears that I underpaid Time-Warner this month and now they are saying they will cut me off till they get lots more money - everybody wants money - lol

If you don't see any posts here after today, it means the Bloody Bastards shut me off -

Ain't life a kick in the head.

[MacTheWolf]

Oh, more good news.

Code Enforcement was just here and hit me with another $600 fine.

$200 because I left a green trash can outside my gate one day after trash pickup. $200 because I need to plant grass on 25% of the law. There's a third $200 fine but I haven't figured out what the violation is yet.

[MacTheWolf]

Monty was supposed to bring me some fried chicken yesterday but he didn't. Out of hunger, I searched his trailer while he was gone and found a few interesting things. He had a brown, wooden box on a tall shelf. Inside the box was $5.00, what looked like white crystals and two glass pipes.

I tossed the crystals into the toilet, broke the glass pipes and confiscated the $5.00. Now, I have food for two more days

Am I devious or what?

[MacTheWolf]

The police just now left my house. Monty needed extra money about a month ago and invited his buddy, Gabriel, to live in the mobile home with him. Gabriel is a 68 year old guy who looks 88.

Now it seems, Gabriel is driving Monty batty with his yelling and complaining. Tonight Monty supposedly smacked him which sent Gabriel off on a screaming binge....at 1:00 am. The neighbors were complaining, Gabriel was yelling and threatening to kill Monty and burn down the neighborhood.

So, I called the police. I take fire threats seriously since my homeowners insurance expired when my mom was alive.
Normally, Gabriel and I get along great. When he's sober, he's polite and brings me ice.

As I've said before, Never a dull moment at the Wolf Mansion