WHEN IT RAINS, IT REALLY POURS

Today, as I was paying utility bills, I thought this month I'd have just enough to cover utilities and food. Good huh?

Then, the devil appeared: City Code Enforcement came by and cited me for numerous violations:

#1 - Monty's junk in driveway = I go down tomorrow to start eviction papers on Monty. If his junk isn't gone by September 16, I get fined $1,000 per day per violation.

#2 - Outside trim of house needs painting. Liz has paint and her and her friends are painting it now.

#3 - Trash cans not place d inside of gate (due to Monty's junk).

#4 - I need more grass in the front yard.

Code enforcement says I owe a $400 fine (which I can't afford to pay) by September 16th.

What I really need is the cost of a big city dumpster for a week so I can place Monty's trash inside.

Failure to haul away Monty's junk means I lose the house. HELP.