Better be careful with those women's hormones! You should guess that you will begin to:
- Grow a big butt.
- Whine for the TV remote control.
- Complain about a headache whenever your mate wants sex.
- Start conversations in the middle of your own thought processes without giving anyone a clue what the hell you're talking about.
- Want a sample of everyone else's meal when eating out.
- Complain that "we never go anywhere anymore".
- Throw a fit when you find a toilet seat up.
- Lose all the remaining common sense you ever had.
- Need a lobotomy so your brain and your body chemistry match.
-- Salami
(sorry, ladies!)