The link speaks for itself!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-officers.html
The link speaks for itself!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-officers.html
>>I copied the article over.
>>Ir seems like the Chinese have not completely figured out Western marital aids and latex appliances
>>This isn't the first time.
>
Who's more deflated? This sex doll or the 18 Chinese police officers who 'rescued her from drowning?'
By Daniel Miller
PUBLISHED: 14:31 EST, 24 July 2012 | UPDATED: 01:53 EST, 25 July 2012
Police in China launched a major rescue operation to save a drowning woman, only to discover the victim was actually a discarded sex doll.
A crowd of around 1,000 people gathered at a riverbank in Shandong Province as 18 officers worked frantically for almost an hour to save the stricken rubber toy.
Additional medical workers and firefighters struggled to get to the scene as the drama unfolded.
Rescued: The sex doll sparked a major rescue operation after being mistaken for a drowning woman
Rescued: The sex doll that sparked a major rescue operation after being mistaken for a drowning woman
The officers, who had been responding to reports of a woman in distress, eventually managed to haul the rubber toy to safety.
According to RocketNews24.com, after realising their embarrassing mistake, the rescuers presented the doll to the crowd, who quickly covered their children’s eyes and dispersed.
A spokesman said they were forced to act because the toy was so similar in size and appearance to an adult female.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz21h6rtRKc
“They also call it the Winged Isle. Some say it is because the island, if seen from above, would look like butterfly wings. And I do not know the truth of it.” Then, “ ‘And what is truth?’ said jesting Pilate.” From: The Truth Is A Cave In The Black Mountains by Neil Gaiman.
I have herd that they are very life like.
He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.
Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays instead of serving you if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
Edmund Burke
Some are very lifelike. Google for "realdoll".Originally Posted by Riverwind
I have herd that they are very life like.
The news somehow remind me of a regular event here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0AbGR7b_Rs - white water rafting on inflatable dolls.
I have heard about it, but have never attended.
Last edited by fhunter; 07-26-2012 at 09:49 PM.
Maybe I will know
What's there in my soul
And my road will flow
To place I've always had to go...
Re: You Have to Love This
She looks Caucasian.
Their confusion is understandable.
Thanks moi, I will sleep well tonight with that thought.
River
He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.
Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays instead of serving you if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
Edmund Burke
This has been blown up all out of proportion. But fhunter did remind me how much I enjoy white water rafting.
Makes me wonder where they guy who was F**king it ended up. If it was in the water, where was its owner?
--LT
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.
I'm just picturing one of those old blow-up dolls from the 70's / 80's, with straight-out arms and legs and a big huge O for a mouth, floating on its back in the river.
I apologize for my avatar.
Behold the Asshorn.
Well at least it wasn't a blow up sheep doll...
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb, the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. Some people never develop beyond this stage!
What is the proper lubricant for a blow-up sheep doll? Something that will not harm the necessary plasticizers?
At the MoM, I did mention optimizing the air pressure in the doll for optimum simulation.
Me bad.
Me sorry.
Oh, yeah!
Dang-it janekane. I'd almost managed to put that little mental picture OUT of my head, and you come along and shove it right back in there.
Gee...
Why won't the mental picture die?
"Stories are living and dynamic. Stories exist to be exchanged. They are the currency of Human Growth."
-Jean Houston
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Notice my deliberate use of "simulation" and not "stimulation"?
Why won't the mental picture die?
Reproduction...
Do we have a strange little attraction...? Church lady wants to know!Dang-it janekane. I'd almost managed to put that little mental picture OUT of my head, and you come along and shove it right back in there.
Gee...
Nuke a Gay Baby Whale for Jesus
That someone took the time to make an inflatable sheep/sex doll was bad enough. When janekane decided to muse about the necessity of adjusting the internal air pressure for purposes of improved simultaion, my fragile little mind broke.
I can never un-hear those words. Those thoughts are now with me for the rest of my life.
While I was conveniently trying to ignore the inflatable sheep in the room, janekane, the ever vigilant biological-engineer, was considering the mechanics and usefulness of such an object to achieve a maximum outcome.
I never wanted to consider that people might use a blow-up sheep doll, let alone stopped to consider that there would be a certain set of mechanical conditions to which such an object could be adjusted.
Those thoughts are in my head now. They will never not be there. A part of my innocence died.
It was one of the funniest moments of the MoM.
I don't know how many shades of scarlet I turned, but I'm now sure that janekane has a color wheel to tell me the exact color, and hue. He's a biological engineer, and bloody good at his job. I'm sure if there isn't already an answer, janekane is considering the problem.
"Stories are living and dynamic. Stories exist to be exchanged. They are the currency of Human Growth."
-Jean Houston
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