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    30 foot tall eyeball

    Was on a business trip and got to see a 30 foot tall eyeball. Thing was kept in place with some old boards otherwise it would have rolled into the road.

    Interesting stuff.

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    Re: 30 foot tall eyeball

    Am I the only one worried by this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paolo View Post
    Am I the only one worried by this?
    No, you are not the only one... I too am worried.

    30' tall eyeball? I think someone who I will not name at this time, has been playing with the jimson weed (datura, moonflower, loco weed...), the combination of several psychotropic compounds in very inconsistent ammounts make for some amazing halucenations, e.g. being attacked by little people, conversing with long lost and non-existant friend.... and now 30 foot tall eyeballs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeaconBlues View Post
    No, you are not the only one... I too am worried.

    30' tall eyeball? I think someone who I will not name at this time, has been playing with the jimson weed (datura, moonflower, loco weed...), the combination of several psychotropic compounds in very inconsistent ammounts make for some amazing halucenations, e.g. being attacked by little people, conversing with long lost and non-existant friend.... and now 30 foot tall eyeballs.
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    Re: 30 foot tall eyeball

    I know there are a lot of strange things in Minnesota, so where is this eyeball and what is it for?

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    Re: 30 foot tall eyeball

    Quote Originally Posted by Paolo View Post
    Am I the only one worried by this?
    Well Paolo, for years now talula is been showing mental strain and I believe he finally snapped. Next he'll see giant testicles.
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    Re: 30 foot tall eyeball

    There is a great FARSIDE cartoon about those mirrors on the doors of cars that say "Objects in this mirror are closer than they appear"

    I found it, just scroll down the nice lady's page about a third of the way and you'll see the cartoon.

    http://wheatdear.wordpress.com/2009/...oll-variously/
    “They also call it the Winged Isle. Some say it is because the island, if seen from above, would look like butterfly wings. And I do not know the truth of it.” Then, “ ‘And what is truth?’ said jesting Pilate.” From: The Truth Is A Cave In The Black Mountains by Neil Gaiman.

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    Re: 30 foot tall eyeball

    Quote Originally Posted by Riverwind View Post
    I know there are a lot of strange things in Minnesota, so where is this eyeball and what is it for?

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    Re: 30 foot tall eyeball

    Regarding the 30 foot tall giant eye, remember that no matter how intimidating it may be, you can see it before it sees you.
    "To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail." Mark Twain

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    Re: 30 foot tall eyeball

    >>I wonder what a neighborhood would consider the worst lawn sculpture---
    >>A thirty foot eyeball that creeps people out or
    >>a full sized replica of Michelangelo's David without a fig leaf over the genitals?

    >>Or the SIGN IN JIMMY BRESLIN's FRONT YARD:
    http://52xxi.blogspot.com/2011/10/si...ront-yard.html

    t was about three feet high and five feet wide and it was in
    three bright colors and it read real good. On the top, in two lines
    of big red upper-case letters, the sign said:

    SORRY TO MAKE YOU LOOK AT THIS BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TIRED YOU PEOPLE GET MOVING YOUR LIPS WHEN YOU READ

    Underneath this, in smaller, but still real big blue letters, was a line which said: PEOPLE I’M NOT TALKING TO THIS YEAR.

    The line was centered. Right under it, in neat columns, like a service honor roll, was the name of everybody who lives on my block. Everybody. All the couples, all the mothers-in-law, and all the kids. Every single person alive on my block had his name printed on that sign by Walter, from the Dazzle Sign Painting Company. And at the end of the list of names, I had Walter put "Dugan" for the bread man and "Stylon" for the dry-cleaning guy and "Borden’s" for the fat milkman I don’t like.

    The best was at the bottom. In clear orange italics, the little passage said: "I also am announcing a special service for people who ring my bell to tell me what my children did. This service includes a man who answers the doorbell. Why don’t you come and ring my bell and see what happens to you?"
    “They also call it the Winged Isle. Some say it is because the island, if seen from above, would look like butterfly wings. And I do not know the truth of it.” Then, “ ‘And what is truth?’ said jesting Pilate.” From: The Truth Is A Cave In The Black Mountains by Neil Gaiman.

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    That 52xxi site throws an outgoing comm warning in Malwarebytes, and is marked potentially malicious.
    Just so you know...
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    Re: 30 foot tall eyeball

    Thanks, I didn't know that.
    “They also call it the Winged Isle. Some say it is because the island, if seen from above, would look like butterfly wings. And I do not know the truth of it.” Then, “ ‘And what is truth?’ said jesting Pilate.” From: The Truth Is A Cave In The Black Mountains by Neil Gaiman.

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    Re: 30 foot tall eyeball

    Should we plan a pilgrimage to the giant eyeball for the MoM??? We could all pose in front of it for a photo to scare off trolls from the Archive.....
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    YES! We MUST go to pay homage to the giant eyeball!
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    Re: 30 foot tall eyeball

    Quote Originally Posted by talula View Post
    Was on a business trip and got to see a 30 foot tall eyeball. Thing was kept in place with some old boards otherwise it would have rolled into the road.

    Interesting stuff.

    tal
    Up next, a 30 foot penis with appropriately siized scrotum and testicles. Something that big should put an eye out.

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