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    Happy Birthday Kristoff

    OH MY another year gone, Happy Birthday my friend, see you at the MOM.

    Just think in a few more years you will be as old as the rest of us are now.


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    Re: Happy Birthday Kristoff

    Happy birthday good sir!


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    Re: Happy Birthday Kristoff

    And a big Happy B-day from me too. Have an awesome day Kristoff.
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    Cool Re: Happy Birthday Kristoff


    Have a great birthday


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    As always, for the Board.

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    Re: Happy Birthday Kristoff

    Kristoff is only 58? I thought he was at least as ancient as River. Oh well.

    Happy Birthday Kristoff, go spoil yourself.
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    Happy birthday, Kristoff.
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    A limerick for our Nun with a Habit


    Happy Birthday to good Mister Kristoff
    I hope that you do not get pissed off
    I didn't send you
    A bottle of lube
    For Happy-Birth-Day evening jerk-offs



    Happy B-day Krister!
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    Happy Birthday Kristoff! Wishing you a great day, a sturdy ruler and some young seminarians to discipline.
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    Re: Happy Birthday Kristoff

    Happy Birthday!
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    Re: Happy Birthday Kristoff

    Happy Bithday Kristoff!!! I hope you have a nice day!!!

    so far for now = later more

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    Happy Birthday Sister SIR!



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    Re: Happy Birthday Kristoff

    Thank you all. Spent the afternoon celebrating a friend's 30th birthday, shoving him over the hill. Spent the evening grilling a steak dinner with friends. Canadian Communion Whisky was well in evidence.
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    Happy Birthday
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    Re: Happy Birthday Kristoff

    Quote Originally Posted by MacTheWolf View Post
    Kristoff is only 58? I thought he was at least as ancient as River. Oh well.

    Happy Birthday Kristoff, go spoil yourself.
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    He is YOUNGER than I am...

    Happy Birthday! May you have many more...
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    Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!! --FLO--
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