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    Another dick gone

    http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local...157606045.html

    Really wish there were more details. Wonder why he did it, and whether they were able to put it back on. I hope he's happy with the end result, whatever it may be.

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    Re: Another dick gone

    It really doesn't make sense why they would even want to try to reattach it.
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    Re: Another dick gone

    An x-acto knife? He must have had a pretty small dick to use such a small knife.

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    Re: Another dick gone

    Quote Originally Posted by KewlDawg View Post
    An x-acto knife? He must have had a pretty small dick to use such a small knife.
    X-acto knives come in various sizes and functions. I have used their carpet knives for repairing small patches of damaged carpet in the suites I look after. Believe me, one of those carpet knives would be more than large enough to do the job, no matter how well hung you are. When they are new, even the smaller ones are of surgical quality, and if you are determined, could still take off an average penis in a few good strokes... If you are desperate enough.
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