Do you like pickles?

[A-1]

I'm sure you all have heard about the guy who worked at the pickle factory who got fired. They caught him with his wiener in the pickle slicer.

Oh, she got fired, too...

That's supposed to be "FINGER"... and he calls home and tells his wife. She asks him if he got his finger back and fixed the pickle slicer. He says yeah, and they fired her as well...