A precious little girl, with two missing front teeth, walks into a pet store and asks the owner,"Excuthe me mither, do you have any widdle wabbits?"
As his heart melts, the store clerk gets down upon his knees and asks, "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a cuddly wibble brown wabbit?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, crosses her arms and leans forward and says,
"It dothn't weally matter, I don't think my python givth a thit."
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
Thanks,
River
He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.
Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays instead of serving you if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
Edmund Burke
Pure evil, Mac...I like it..smooches Jackie
Great way to start the day....laughing.
Jackie! Who's Jackie?Originally Posted by butterflyjack
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
butterflyjack=Jackie --FLO--
Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance.
Oops, my bad, I misread it
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
Old age?
River
He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.
Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays instead of serving you if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
Edmund Burke
Well, according to Kristoff, it's "galloping senility"
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
I wouldn't know anything about it, save for the example you provide.
Nuke a Gay Baby Whale for Jesus
I plead the Fifth - preferably, of Gin.
"Injustices anywhere are a threat to justice everywhere"......William Gladstone
I'll drink to that
“They also call it the Winged Isle. Some say it is because the island, if seen from above, would look like butterfly wings. And I do not know the truth of it.” Then, “ ‘And what is truth?’ said jesting Pilate.” From: The Truth Is A Cave In The Black Mountains by Neil Gaiman.
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