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  1. 04-30-2012, 04:23 PM #1
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    How can you resist?

    The makers of Neuticles™ artificial plastic testicles now offer a line of jewelry and other merchandise with a testicle theme. Who wouldn’t want a pair of limited edition handcrafted Neuticle earrings (1000 individually numbered pairs) at only $109. Necklaces start at $39, depending on the size of the Neuticle and whether there are one or two on display. Key rings are also only $39. Display a testicle whenever you pull out your keys? They even sell gift packs of assorted merchandise for that special occasion.

    http://neuticles.com/merchmart.php
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  2. 04-30-2012, 06:20 PM #2
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    Re: How can you resist?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jesus View Post
    The makers of Neuticles™ artificial plastic testicles now offer a line of jewelry and other merchandise with a testicle theme. Who wouldn’t want a pair of limited edition handcrafted Neuticle earrings (1000 individually numbered pairs) at only $109. Necklaces start at $39, depending on the size of the Neuticle and whether there are one or two on display. Key rings are also only $39. Display a testicle whenever you pull out your keys? They even sell gift packs of assorted merchandise for that special occasion.

    http://neuticles.com/merchmart.php
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  3. 04-30-2012, 07:33 PM #3
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    Re: How can you resist?

    Probably won't sell big among guys, but I know some gals who might be interested.
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  4. 05-01-2012, 01:00 AM #4
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    Re: How can you resist?

    I paid good money to be rid of those damned things.
    Why would I want something like them hanging around?
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  5. 05-01-2012, 01:21 AM #5
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    Re: How can you resist?

    I can see these as big sellers, everyone will want one or two.

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    Re: How can you resist?

    I would like two to hang from my rear view mirror. Who the hell needs dice?
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  7. 05-01-2012, 02:22 AM #7
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    Re: How can you resist?

    Tugon you truly are special i love the way you think lmao !!!!!
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    Re: How can you resist?

    Quote Originally Posted by tugon View Post
    I would like two to hang from my rear view mirror. Who the hell needs dice?

    I agree, thanks for the vision and the laugh,


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    Re: How can you resist?

    Be careful if you buy them, several states have already banned Truck-Nuts as obscene.
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  10. 05-01-2012, 08:15 AM #10
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    Re: How can you resist?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dave View Post
    Be careful if you buy them, several states have already banned Truck-Nuts as obscene.
    Aw, No. what if your truck doesn't want to be castrated?
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  11. 05-02-2012, 11:48 AM #11
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    Re: How can you resist?

    Since I would not put them in my sack I can't imagine wanting them dangling from my earlobes. Gold/diamond earrings are my choice of jewelery for my pierced ears.
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