Testicle-Squeezing Death

[SplitDik]

I doubt he actually died from the testicle squeezing itself, as it seems he was already in an argument and a fight with three people, but it seems that he did die in the midst of a testicle squeeze.

http://hypervocal.com/news/2012/chin...g-balls-death/

This Chinese Testicle-Squeezing Death Is Going to Inspire Some Lovely Puns
POSTED APRIL 24, 2012 5:18PM BY HVNEWS
TAGS: BALLS OF STEEL, BALLSY, CHINA, DEATH, DEATH RISKS, OUCH


Love It Hate It Meh Craisins


A shop owner in China began an argument with a woman over her parking a scooter outside his shop. The dispute escalated, got violent and, bizarrely, ended when the woman took hold of the man’s testicles and squeezed. She kept squeezing. Then he died.

This is not an exaggeration.

The two parties soon fell into a quarrel, and then the physical confrontation. The furious woman called up her husband and brother to come help her, which resulted in a more violent fist fight.
During the fight, the middle aged woman manged to grab the man’s testicles, and squeezed them till he finally collapsed on the ground.

The man was immediately rushed to hospital, but unfortunately died there despite of efforts.

OK, there are worse ways to die. Getting sliced vertically into thin layers, starting with the nose (this is a big fear of mine). Doing a backflip into a shallow pool (although that might not hurt after a while). Playing chicken on the Brooklyn subway tracks. Choking on your dentures during sex. Drinking 10 liters of Coke every day. Absorbing the sins of all humanity.



Considering the circle of hell you enter when something as benign as a misplaced underwear seam even slightly compresses a teste, death-grab-level pain is tough to imagine. Let’s just leave it be. Instead, we’ll focus on the amateur Twitter comedians who might be struggling to find a hilarious angle on this. This, after all, is the true tragedy.

The testicle-pun smackdown will be held at Headlines That Suck. Now’s your chance to weigh in! Come on, give us your best shot. (We can take it. We’re wearing cups.)

[thepenectomised]

According to this source, the victim had head trauma too.http://hi.people.com.cn/n/2012/0424/...-16973852.html

[paring]

I remember a bout 15-20 years ago, teenagers boys in the province of quebec used to squeeze each others balls at school. After one of those squeezing sessions. one of them had ruptured testicle. He was probably too a shame to seek medical help afterward so he went home without saying anything and died.

[Dave]

GAWKER posted the story too:

http://gawker.com/5904888/altercatio...r-asphyxiation

All I got to say is "All this over a parking place?"

[DavidB]

just shows the additional advantegs to being a eunuch.

[moi621]

Another Asian woman attacks a man's . . .
Is anyone keeping score?

It may not be, P.C. but an undeniable cultural trend exists.

Moi
Truth Seeker
or
When did Susie Wong, The Geisha, the diminutive Asian lady become. . ."A Tiger"?

[nullorchis]

Although mine are dead, dumb, and numb, and do not cause me any pain if squeezed, i really would not want them squashed and ruptured.
A trip to the emergency room to have them removed was not in my master plan for them.
But then again, any port in a storm.