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    Reasons to vote Republican

    If you believe the following, you should vote Republican:

    .Corporations are people
    .Women that use birth control are sluts
    .College students and college graduates are snobs
    .Gay Americans are an abomination
    .Poor people deserve to be poor
    .Union workers are socialist thugs
    .The unemployed are lazy parasites
    .Latinos are illegal unless they prove otherwise
    .The Bible trumps the Constitution
    .Global warming is a hoax
    .The US auto industry should go bankrupt
    .The current president of the USA is a Muslim from Kenya
    There is nothing good or bad but thinking makes it so.

    Slammr

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    Re: Reasons to vote Republican

    Don't forget these other reasons

    You admire the economy of Paraguay and want to live in a country of a few incredibly rich and millions of abysmally poor.

    You admire Josef Stalin and want to live in a country with a single permitted political party that ruthlessly eliminates all with opposing viewpoints.

    You admire Josef Goebbels and believe that if you repeat a lie (Obama is a muslim, Obama's birth certificate is a fake, health care will ruin the economy, searching for renewable energy lower our standard of living) often enough, it makes it true.

    You admire the Ayatollah Khomeini and want to live in a country ruled by self-righteous, repressive hypocrites.

    You are incredibly dumb and think Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin are intellectuals.

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    Re: Reasons to vote Republican

    Now just a damn minute, not all republicans are bad or wrong, Teddy Roosevelt was a good republican, so was IKE, just a minute I will think of some more.

    River
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    Re: Reasons to vote Republican

    Quote Originally Posted by Riverwind View Post
    Now just a damn minute, not all republicans are bad or wrong, Teddy Roosevelt was a good republican, so was IKE, just a minute I will think of some more.

    River
    I believe one can safely add GEORGE Romney to that list. He was one of the best governors that Michigan has ever had. He currently spins in his grave every time his son opens his mouth.

    Speed

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    Re: Reasons to vote Republican

    Thomas Dewey, Jacob Javits, Margaret Chase Smith are a few others. The problem is the ones we named are all dead. Todays Republican Party is not your father's or your grandfather's Republican Party.

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    i am curious about something

    did not general motors file bankruptcy june 1 2009

    are you not bankrupt when a company files bankruptcy

    if this is true the auto industry did go bankrupt and dont see how that argument flies


    My sister and brother in -law are collecting unemployment when their company called her back twice and him once to come back to work over a year ago

    they enjoy not working

    i dont blame them because its nice getting paid to kill time at home

    http://money.cnn.com/2009/06/01/news...gm_bankruptcy/

    Quote Originally Posted by Slammr View Post
    If you believe the following, you should vote Republican:

    .Corporations are people
    .Women that use birth control are sluts
    .College students and college graduates are snobs
    .Gay Americans are an abomination
    .Poor people deserve to be poor
    .Union workers are socialist thugs
    .The unemployed are lazy parasites
    .Latinos are illegal unless they prove otherwise
    .The Bible trumps the Constitution
    .Global warming is a hoax
    .The US auto industry should go bankrupt
    .The current president of the USA is a Muslim from Kenya

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    Re: Reasons to vote Republican

    if i last long enough to get my hands on a absentee ballot i am voting for romney as most of the republican party hates him

    my last presidential election vote of my life.

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    Re: Reasons to vote Republican

    Quote Originally Posted by curious1111 View Post
    i am curious about something

    did not general motors file bankruptcy june 1 2009

    are you not bankrupt when a company files bankruptcy

    if this is true the auto industry did go bankrupt and dont see how that argument flies

    http://money.cnn.com/2009/06/01/news...gm_bankruptcy/
    The candidates meant when going bankrupt that GM would also close down and quit business. Such as Rambler, Kaiser, Studebaker, and Packard.

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    Re: Reasons to vote Republican

    Quote Originally Posted by curious1111 View Post
    i am curious about something

    My sister and brother in -law are collecting unemployment when their company called her back twice and him once to come back to work over a year ago

    they enjoy not working

    i dont blame them because its nice getting paid to kill time at home

    http://money.cnn.com/2009/06/01/news...gm_bankruptcy/

    I'd love to retire too.

    Not everyone that is laid off and takes the Unemployment Benefits they EARNED is just sitting around killing time. Some know that being called back is impossible and many are actually looking for a replacement job.

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    Re: Reasons to vote Republican

    Quote Originally Posted by Slammr View Post
    If you believe the following, you should vote Republican:

    .Corporations are people
    .Women that use birth control are sluts
    .College students and college graduates are snobs
    .Gay Americans are an abomination
    .Poor people deserve to be poor
    .Union workers are socialist thugs
    .The unemployed are lazy parasites
    .Latinos are illegal unless they prove otherwise
    .The Bible trumps the Constitution
    .Global warming is a hoax
    .The US auto industry should go bankrupt
    .The current president of the USA is a Muslim from Kenya
    This republican platform is quite frightening. Gareth19's additions make even more so.

    I had reason to be associated with a right-winger. He wasn't dumb or stupid by any means. However, he was quite angry and lashed out at most anyone he came in contact with over minor and petty stuff. He never had a good thing to say about anything, except how much money he had, then he seemed less angry.

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    Re: Reasons to vote Republican

    Quote Originally Posted by hazbalz View Post
    Thomas Dewey, Jacob Javits, Margaret Chase Smith are a few others. The problem is the ones we named are all dead. Todays Republican Party is not your father's or your grandfather's Republican Party.

    And that is why I left the party, its not the party of my father, or even the party I belonged to for most of my life. The republican party today is an angry, vindictive, in your face, take no prisoners party.

    River
    He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.

    Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays instead of serving you if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
    Edmund Burke

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    Cool Re: Reasons to vote Republican

    My reason to vote GOP as in 1968 (or Americans Elect) is to motivate the
    Democrat Party
    to stop being, Republican lite.


    Moi
    Two Parties, One Philosophy.

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    Re: Reasons to vote Republican

    Quote Originally Posted by gareth19 View Post
    Don't forget these other reasons

    You admire the economy of Paraguay and want to live in a country of a few incredibly rich and millions of abysmally poor.
    You have to be rich (either party) to get elected to national office or you soon become wealthy.

    You admire Josef Stalin and want to live in a country with a single permitted political party that ruthlessly eliminates all with opposing viewpoints.
    The liberal democrats want to become that party and to surpress all conservative broadcasting and views.

    You admire Josef Goebbels and believe that if you repeat a lie (Obama is a muslim, Obama's birth certificate is a fake, health care will ruin the economy, searching for renewable energy lower our standard of living) often enough, it makes it true.
    Renewable energy may become the way of the future but you can't totally shutoff the current system or make it totally cost prohibitive in the interim.

    You admire the Ayatollah Khomeini and want to live in a country ruled by self-righteous, repressive hypocrites.

    You are incredibly dumb and think Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin are intellectuals.
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    Re: Reasons to vote Republican

    Quote Originally Posted by Mac
    The liberal democrats want to become that party and to surpress all conservative broadcasting and views.
    I just listed Republican, conservative, views:

    Quote Originally Posted by slammr
    .Corporations are people
    .Women that use birth control are sluts
    .College students and college graduates are snobs
    .Gay Americans are an abomination
    .Poor people deserve to be poor
    .Union workers are socialist thugs
    .The unemployed are lazy parasites
    .Latinos are illegal unless they prove otherwise
    .The Bible trumps the Constitution
    .Global warming is a hoax
    .The US auto industry should go bankrupt
    .The current president of the USA is a Muslim from Kenya
    The problem for Conservatives isn't that no one knows what they believe, it's that too many people do know what they believe.
    There is nothing good or bad but thinking makes it so.

    Slammr

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    Re: Reasons to vote Republican

    Quote Originally Posted by Mac View Post
    http://www.eunuch.org/forums/images/...quote_icon.png Originally Posted by gareth19 http://www.eunuch.org/forums/images/...post-right.png


    You admire Josef Goebbels and believe that if you repeat a lie (Obama is a muslim, Obama's birth certificate is a fake, health care will ruin the economy, searching for renewable energy lower our standard of living) often enough, it makes it true.

    Renewable energy may become the way of the future but you can't totally shutoff the current system or make it totally cost prohibitive in the interim.

    Mac I am confused with your post, what does the statement in red have to do with the statement in black? One talks about republicans lying, which they are doing as stated above, so what does this have to do with renewable energy? Your posts are starting to look like my good friend when he has been smoking to much pot.


    River
    He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.

    Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays instead of serving you if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
    Edmund Burke

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