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    Re: Chicken Little Alert

    Quote Originally Posted by Riverwind View Post
    Oh and what will happen to Hollywood, will it be floating up the coast too?


    River
    Will the Hollywood Agent's association leave an oil slick on the surface of the Pacific? They're oily and slimy enough? Or are they like frogs -- waterproof.
    “They also call it the Winged Isle. Some say it is because the island, if seen from above, would look like butterfly wings. And I do not know the truth of it.” Then, “ ‘And what is truth?’ said jesting Pilate.” From: The Truth Is A Cave In The Black Mountains by Neil Gaiman.

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    I am going to say slimy,

    Alert: Oil slick off the coast of Santa Barbara, rich white republicans up in arms, they had a deal, no drilling oil off their shores.

    More news at 6.


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    Just in, some of the stars that live in Beverly Hills said they are leaving until things get back to normal (a relative term) heading to her other home in the south of France, but was heart broken that she will miss the 39th year get together she was so looking forward to going, she said. "the canyon is always so pretty in May, everything in bloom.

    Of course she was talking about

    Topanga or not Topanga? It's the 39th year for the tie-dyed, groovy gathering that is Topanga Days. Topanga Canyon may not be the hippie haven it used to be, but that doesn't stop its residents from breaking out the incense and Hula-hoops for three days of bands, beer, Hacky Sacking and arts & crap. The canyon setting is ideal (the parking not so much), and the high-flying freak-flag parade on Monday morning is a tradition not to be missed. The Young Dubliners, Ivan Neville's Dumpstaphunk, Fishbone, Chevy Metal, Pato Banton, the Paul Chesne Band and loads more bands of the ilk that make you want to paint your face and dance barefoot are on the bill. Adding to the old-timeyness between acts are corny games like an egg toss and sack race and even a baby derby, which may send you into an overdose of cuteness and sunburn. 1440 N. Topanga Canyon Blvd.,

    Only in LA

    River
    He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.

    Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays instead of serving you if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
    Edmund Burke

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    I was thinking sun tan oil, AXE body spray, cheap underarm deodorant, and hair gel...
    “They also call it the Winged Isle. Some say it is because the island, if seen from above, would look like butterfly wings. And I do not know the truth of it.” Then, “ ‘And what is truth?’ said jesting Pilate.” From: The Truth Is A Cave In The Black Mountains by Neil Gaiman.

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    Part of my family use to live in Topanga Canyon. Early seventies.

    It is a one of a kind place. The geology helps.
    Amazingly, isolationist gun nuts and hippies do get along as neighbors.
    I guess they both don't like <doom> The Federals <Darth Vader breathing>
    They don't have the political friction like the hippies and lumbar jacks in Eureka, Humboldt County although they generally live in peaceful coexistence too. Wide open 'nature' spaces probably help peace.

    Our back wood Topanga like place, "Cook's Corner" use to be a watering hole in the out back. Lots of bikers, peaceful ones but all in garb, would go there.
    http://www.cookscorners.com/
    Suburban sprawl moved in. Too damned civilized. The stop sign replaced by a traffic light when they widened the two lanes to four plus left turn lanes. And they have their own web page.

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    That chunk of sky missed be by mere inches.

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    Just to be silly,

    Fire at the Celluloid Factory.

    No film at 11.

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    It's Sequestergeddon



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    The Mayans were only off by a few months.

    Yesterday Obama said we might not notice for two or three weeks, or even a month, or ...

    Be sure someone in the White House is working to find the most painful cuts possible. Woodward, despite Democrat bluster and vindictiveness, has established that sequestration was Obama's idea.

    Have you noticed Obama's new political strategy? He strives to avoid responsibility for anything, unless it's an unambiguous plus. Not just on sequestration, but on everything for a long time now. Controversy leads Obama to position himself as a bemused and frustrated observer of what others do - as if he were Everyman and not the President. This is unprecedented among Presidents, so far as I know. Like the pilot of a jetliner who sits in Tourist and gripes that the plane isn't flying well.

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    If this was true Bob, why did congress leave for a three day weekend, surly not from over work, I listened to the president today at a press conference, he has put out a plan that nobody will like every part of, but the republicans ran like hell blaming the president and democrats that they have not put forth a plan, well where is the republican plan, they have not put one forth either from that point of view, look this is down to a playground fight, name calling and spitting on each other. So let the cuts begin, as things get cut that impact the working people of this country who you don't think much of, because they are not the rich shakers and makers as you have said many times, then that public outcry will gets to a point that the protests start congress will remain hiding behind there oak doors protecting the rich at all costs, even if its the cost of the country.

    What is really stupid, and I mean stupid people are still out of work and the government should be paving a path for jobs not cutting spending when were still in a recession. And no BOB giving more to the rich is not the answer, they do not create jobs, if that were true everybody would be working, they have had it there way for years.

    So quit with the BS everybody who follows this knows better, the republican party is split between stupid and ignorant, they are a disgrace both houses more to the republicans then democrats but all are guilty. The president can only do so much, he is not a dictator or king, he is the president and it would seem he is the only person in Washington who has shown any feelings or care to the people of this Country.



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    He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.

    Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays instead of serving you if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
    Edmund Burke

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    River, I'm sure you believe all that.

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    Beware The Sinkhole Under Your Bed. Something else to worry about.
    That's not a troll under the bed.
    That's the Earth swallowing your whole bedroom & contents. Gulp!
    http://news.yahoo.com/florida-man-sw...163420414.html
    Florida man swallowed by sinkhole under bedroom
    SEFFNER, Fla. (AP) — A huge sinkhole about 30-feet across opened up under a man's bedroom and swallowed him, taking all of the furniture too.
    Jeff Bush was feared dead after the floor gave way Thursday night. As he screamed for help, his brother Jeremy Bush jumped into the hole to try to help, but couldn't see him and had to be rescued himself. With the earth still crumbling, a sheriff's deputy reached out his hand and pulled Jeremy Bush to safety. . . .
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    Sweet Dreams. Don't worry, you are more likely to get hit my an asteroid or meteorite.
    It isn't like "one is chosen" is it? ?
    Especially if they are Jewish

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    Re: Chicken Little Alert

    Quote Originally Posted by bobover3 View Post
    River, I'm sure you believe all that.
    Just as you do with what you posted.
    He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.

    Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays instead of serving you if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
    Edmund Burke

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    Quote Originally Posted by moi621 View Post
    Beware The Sinkhole Under Your Bed. Something else to worry about.
    That's not a troll under the bed.
    That's the Earth swallowing your whole bedroom & contents. Gulp!
    http://news.yahoo.com/florida-man-sw...163420414.html
    Florida man swallowed by sinkhole under bedroom
    SEFFNER, Fla. (AP) — A huge sinkhole about 30-feet across opened up under a man's bedroom and swallowed him, taking all of the furniture too.
    Jeff Bush was feared dead after the floor gave way Thursday night. As he screamed for help, his brother Jeremy Bush jumped into the hole to try to help, but couldn't see him and had to be rescued himself. With the earth still crumbling, a sheriff's deputy reached out his hand and pulled Jeremy Bush to safety. . . .
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    Sweet Dreams. Don't worry, you are more likely to get hit my an asteroid or meteorite.
    It isn't like "one is chosen" is it? ?
    Especially if they are Jewish

    Reminds me of that song in Paint your Wagon,




    You wanna see sin of the wickedest kind? Here it is!
    You wanna see virtue left behind? Here it is!
    Sodom was vice And visa-versa You wanna say where the vice is worser? Here it is! I mean, here it is!
    You wanna live life in the rottenest city? Here it is!
    Women and whiskey, night and day? Here it is!
    You wanna embrace the golden calf? Ankle, and thigh, and upper half? Here it is! I mean, here it is!
    No name city No name city The Lord don't like it here
    No name city No name city Your reckoning day is near
    No name city No name city Here's what he's gonna do
    God love this town And swallow it down And goodbye to you
    Will you go to heaven? Will you go to hell? Either repent, or fare thee well
    God will take care of no name city Comes the end, and it won't be pretty Here it is! I mean, here it is!
    Here it is! I mean, here it is!
    Here it is! I mean, here it is!
    Amen!





    He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.

    Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays instead of serving you if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
    Edmund Burke

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    It's Sequestergeddon


    Are YOU feeling the sequester?
    How about the recovery? No not really. Don't answer that.
    ( )0( ) are YOU feeling the sequester, not just watching airport news.

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    Meanwhile, Today's Chicken Little Alert
    Beware Sick Camels or Hump Fever

    NO! not that hump.

    http://zippy.zapto.org/Science%20-%2...13/Science.pdf
    Page 11 on counter, 127 in text, takes a while to load up. Good issue. Worth a scan.
    Abu Dhabi
    Camel Connection
    To New Coronavirus?

    Scientists in Germany are hoping that a
    camel owned by a man from the United
    Arab Emirates who died in Munich on
    26 March will give them clues to the ori-
    gins of a new coronavirus that has killed
    11 people so far.
    The patient, a wealthy
    73-year-old man from Abu Dhabi, was
    taken to the Klinikum Schwabing in
    Munich on 19 March and was confirmed
    to suffer from the new virus, nCoV, 4 days
    later (Science , 5 April, p. 17).
    The patient owned racing camels and
    had been in close contact with a sick camel
    shortly before he fell ill, says Clemens
    Wendtner, a physician at the Munich hos-
    pital; a male relative also became sick after
    contact with the same camel. Researchers
    from the group of Christian Drosten, a virol-
    ogist at the University of Bonn, are planning
    to travel to the United Arab Emirates to take
    samples from the camel, Wendtner says, to
    find out if it was infected with nCoV. Previ-
    ous anecdotal reports had linked the virus
    to livestock, but so far, its origins remain a
    mystery.
    http://scim.ag/CamelCor


    New strains of Chicken Flu and now Hump Fever.
    This is Science magazine. Not predigested Science.
    And if they are ringing the bell over Hump Fever, do you think it is all about Ivory Tower polish?

    Moi
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    That's just GREAT!

    A fatal disease that you get from camels. A whole ethnic group is now at risk...


    ...but moi, have no fear. Most still prefer women to camels...

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