Preserving your trophy

[stewie69]

I know this subject has been discussed here before, but I've had some new thoughts as to what to do with a severed penis. Ideally, I'd like to have mine preserved, dildo-style, in it's erect size and appearance. However, I've seen arguments why human skin would have to be tanned and such. So, if I can't hold my former organ, I'd still like to keep it appearing as it did, erect, when still attached to my body. I'm wondering if it's possible to preserve it in glass or Lucite, as I've seen done with scorpions, tarantulas, etc., in paperweights. Could the cavernosa be filled with silicone to keep it "erect"? I'd love to see it proudly erect forever. And, after I'm gone, what an interesting conversation piece it will be for someone.

[humanbean]

this is pretty much a do-it-yourself project, i think. consider what might happen if you approached a professional taxidermist, for example. you would almost certainly would be reported & experience many unpleasant consequences(arrest, mandatory psych eval., seizure & destruction of your trophy, etc...). even getting help from someone you encounter on a site like this one would have risks. there may be a few people here who would be willing to lie, cheat & steal in order to get their hands on a severed penis.

as a last resort tho'... Rule 34. you can find everything & anything online if you long & hard enough. including taxidermical info & resources that would meet your needs, hopefully. good luck.

[Cainanite]

I know this will defeat the desired point, but I think the best way to accomplish what you want is a combination of life cast sculpture, and dehydration.

Here is how I see it working. You will need to make a life cast of your erect member. You may need to do a bit of research on how to accomplish this, but I'm sure Plaster-of-Paris would do for your purposes. Once you have the mold, you could fill the cavity with resin, to achieve an exact replica of your phallus. With a little paint and artistry you could make it look quite convincing.

Now hollow out the bottom.

Once you have succeeded in safely removing your penis, (please, please be safe.) take the removed member and drop it into one of those food dehydrators, and leave it until it turns into a shrunken dry little husk. Once deprived of all the moisture, it should be quite small enough to deposit into the hollowed out end of your replica phallus.

Fill up the hollowed end with more resin, and it will permanently seal in the real penis into the replica.

Here is the benefit. You have the dildo like object you want, exactly as your member was alive, AND it is also a permanent storage vessle/monument to your member, because it actually contains your preserved member.

You avoid all the problems of how to make a severed penis rigid again. You avoid the problem of how do you actually preserve the flesh so it doesn't rot away. You keep the benefit of a usable dildo. Heck, once that resin hardens the darn thing will be dishwasher safe. Painted up with some high quality acrylic paints, and sealed in clear lacquer it will last for ages.

Let's face it. A taxidermied bit of flesh like that isn't going to be very honest to what your member was anyway. There are only a few people on earth who even know how to plasticize dead flesh, and I doubt they are going to share their secrets for something like this.

If this is really what you want, I think this would be the most satisfactory, and realistic way to accomplish what you desire.

I have no idea why I'm suggesting this. I just sat back and read what I've written, and I'm having a "What the hell am I doing?" moment.

Anyways, I hope this helps you.

[heavymetal]

The best way to preserve your penis is with plastination. They can be found on websites from China and Russia right now, Google it.

[heavymetal]

This is a link http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/31...cal_model.html

[kristoff]

I know this will defeat the desired point, but I think the best way to accomplish what you want is a combination of life cast sculpture, and dehydration.

Here is how I see it working. You will need to make a life cast of your erect member. You may need to do a bit of research on how to accomplish this, but I'm sure Plaster-of-Paris would do for your purposes. Once you have the mold, you could fill the cavity with resin, to achieve an exact replica of your phallus. With a little paint and artistry you could make it look quite convincing.

Now hollow out the bottom.

Once you have succeeded in safely removing your penis, (please, please be safe.) take the removed member and drop it into one of those food dehydrators, and leave it until it turns into a shrunken dry little husk. Once deprived of all the moisture, it should be quite small enough to deposit into the hollowed out end of your replica phallus.

Fill up the hollowed end with more resin, and it will permanently seal in the real penis into the replica.

Here is the benefit. You have the dildo like object you want, exactly as your member was alive, AND it is also a permanent storage vessle/monument to your member, because it actually contains your preserved member.

You avoid all the problems of how to make a severed penis rigid again. You avoid the problem of how do you actually preserve the flesh so it doesn't rot away. You keep the benefit of a usable dildo. Heck, once that resin hardens the darn thing will be dishwasher safe. Painted up with some high quality acrylic paints, and sealed in clear lacquer it will last for ages.

Let's face it. A taxidermied bit of flesh like that isn't going to be very honest to what your member was anyway. There are only a few people on earth who even know how to plasticize dead flesh, and I doubt they are going to share their secrets for something like this.

If this is really what you want, I think this would be the most satisfactory, and realistic way to accomplish what you desire.

I have no idea why I'm suggesting this. I just sat back and read what I've written, and I'm having a "What the hell am I doing?" moment.

Anyways, I hope this helps you.

Don't use plaster of Paris - you'll burn your dick severely. Get a "Make a Dildo" kit.

[Cainanite]

Don't use plaster of Paris - you'll burn your dick severely. Get a "Make a Dildo" kit.

Did not know that plaster-of-Paris would burn you. I remember making hand prints in the stuff as a kid. Didn't know it was harmful.

[hdlss_hrsmn]

Don't use plaster of Paris - you'll burn your dick severely. Get a "Make a Dildo" kit.

http://www.cloneawilly.com/

(I'm not affiliated with them in any way, I just think it's a funny presentation.)

[gareth19]

Did not know that plaster-of-Paris would burn you. I remember making hand prints in the stuff as a kid. Didn't know it was harmful.

Plaster of Paris is dehydrated calcium sulfate (gypsum crystals); when the lost water is restored the molecules realign and release heat; it also absorbs water from the skin. Genitalia need lubrication and without a surface coating of water they get chapped and irritated. Your hands will get rough and chapped playing in plaster of Paris, but they will recover easily; other parts don't bounce back quite so easily.

[Cainanite]

Plaster of Paris is dehydrated calcium sulfate (gypsum crystals); when the lost water is restored the molecules realign and release heat; it also absorbs water from the skin. Genitalia need lubrication and without a surface coating of water they get chapped and irritated. Your hands will get rough and chapped playing in plaster of Paris, but they will recover easily; other parts don't bounce back quite so easily.

As I said, I had no idea about that. As I did say, you'll have to do a bit of research on how to make the best life-cast of your member. Once you do that part, the rest should be relatively easy.

I'm still wondering what the heck I'm doing here. Why am I responding to this thread? I have zero desire to see this accomplished in real life. I guess I got caught up in the creativity of the idea, even though the thought of it confuses me.

I'm going away now.

Remember kids, Plaster-of-Paris = Bad for your ding-dong. Clone-a-willy = fun times for all.

When they ask me where my life went off the rails, I think I'm going to point to this thread as the culprit.

Play safe everyone.

[Hash]

Sounds like something the T.V. program "Oddities!" would like to have!