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    stupid criminals, File#234897615-a

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    Cops: Man leaves date during movie, steals her car
    When she called, he laughed, authorities say; auto found four days later
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    WESLEY CHAPEL, Fla. — The truth is sometimes stranger than the fiction you see at the movies.
    Deputies in Florida say a man stole a woman's car while they on a date at a Tampa area movie theater.
    The St. Petersburg Times reports that 27-year-old Michael Pratt told the woman he needed to get something from the car while they were watching the movie.
    She gave him her keys. When he didn't return, she called him. Authorities say Pratt laughed, then told the woman he had stolen her car.
    Pasco County Sheriff's deputies say now faces grand theft charges.
    Car was a rental
    The victim, who is 35, tried contacting Pratt for two days before calling the sheriff's office, according to the paper. Pratt called her four days after the movie outing and said he dumped the car in a Walmart parking lot in New Port Richey, authorities said. Deputies found it and arrested Pratt on Wednesday. The car, a silver 2012 Ford Focus, was a rental.
    According to the Times, Pratt previously served more than a year in prison for the same charge, as well as fraud, uttering forged bills and failing to return rental property.
    He is in the Pasco County Jail. No attorney was listed on Pratt's jail records.
    “They also call it the Winged Isle. Some say it is because the island, if seen from above, would look like butterfly wings. And I do not know the truth of it.” Then, “ ‘And what is truth?’ said jesting Pilate.” From: The Truth Is A Cave In The Black Mountains by Neil Gaiman.

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    Re: stupid criminals, File#234897615-a

    wonder what he got outta it.

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    Re: stupid criminals, File#234897615-a

    Free room and board for about 5 to 10 years.

    River
    He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.

    Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays instead of serving you if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
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    Re: stupid criminals, File#234897615-a

    Quote Originally Posted by Riverwind View Post
    Free room and board for about 5 to 10 years.

    River
    In very substandard housing.

    Could make a funny tv show "worst date EVER" but where to go for more episodes?

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    Unhappy Re: stupid criminals, File#234897615-a

    Sadly
    It may have been on a Lisa Ling's America
    There was an interview of a very large, not pretty, maybe 20 y.o. Black woman who finds jail room and board preferable to whatever she can attain on the outside. So she intentionally gets sent to jail time for minor offenses.
    The photo, visual, was no one I would feel for as a homeless person;
    lookism, bad me PC Moi
    Her story haunts me an I am stuck with her image.

    Moi

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    Re: stupid criminals, File#234897615-a

    I knew blind dates were a bad idea.

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