COUNTDOWN!!! : Top 10 Reasons Why the World Will End in 2012...

[A-1]

10. Bob/3 will be old enough to collect Social Security... D.O.B. March 10, 1950 (He should get several checks before 12-21-2012 if he goes at 62.)

9. Paolo will go to Alaska during Spring break to cool off.

8. The E.A. Story Archive will be just half finished but people will finally stop griping about it.

7. River will go to Florida during Spring Break to warm up.

6. Jesus will join a NUDIST colony and be too busy to go to the 2012 MOM.

5. A-1 won't make a post ON THE MESSAGE BOARDS for 6 months.

4. The world will FINALLY realize that Mitt Romney only has one wife.

3. The Tea Party will fall apart and Al Gore will start bitching about the Debt Ceiling.

2. Rick Perry and Sarah Palin will be caught in flagrante delicto but individually, alone and NOT with each other.

BUT THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012 is...

OBAMA GETS RE-ELECTED!









comments?

[Jesus]

Another reason: The Mayans, whose calendar started this whole idea, are now converting to Islam!

http://english.aljazeera.net/indepth...432487342.html

[A-1]

woo hooo!!!

[Riverwind]

If Obama does not reign in these republicans in the house using the world as we know it is already ending.

Nothing worse then a bunch of self righteous religious fanatics trying to run everything because they truly believe GOD is only on their side.

River

[jockey_elance]

I'm not worried about the end of the world in 2012. A group of friends i met told me that we can all escape eminent destruction on an intergalactic mothership by wearing matching Nike sneakers, drinking plenty of kool-aid and having our balls cut off. Sounds like a good enough excuse

[tugon]

President Bachman we have told you time and again not to push the red button.

[A-1]

President Bachman we have told you time and again not to push the red button.

Happy Birthday, Elvis Presley...

...er DEATHDAY?

...oh! F$&^ IT!

...Palin has NOTHING on this one...

[Paolo]

Nibiru / Planet X is coming.
The end is near.
Be prepared.

[Riverwind]

I am holding my breath,

I wonder what the odds are, this is the kind of bet that you could make and if you win you loose.



River

[janekane]

Is not the end of the world, as known to a caterpillar, akin to the birth of the world, awaiting discovery by a butterfly?

[A-1]

Mac and Bob/3 support...

OBAMA?


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...yep! that ought to do it...

that AND moi NOT wanting to be noticed

Sorry moi, break's over.

..we still luv ya, though...

[A-1]

Is not the end of the world, as known to a caterpillar, akin to the birth of the world, awaiting discovery by a butterfly?

What is with these butterflies, anyway? Are the entomologists on strike? Or did they just run out of those wood cases with glass tops?

[Paolo]

I like #8.

[A-1]

I like #8.

Re:

2. Rick Perry and Sarah Palin will be caught in flagrante delicto but individually, alone and NOT with each other.

Like David Carradine they will REMAIN in the closet, however, unlike David Carradine, the incident WILL NOT be fatal except politically...

Your Card...


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[A-1]

How about...

Obama proposes TAX CUNTS...

...then becomes a Tea Partier?



Barakie, Barakie, Barakie...

...when you gonna pay th' 'effin' bills?