Penis in blender

[Togadong]

A blender is a tool with unusual possibilities. In most cases, it is a tall glass jar with spinning blades at the bottom. This means that it is mostly harmless because you can't normally reach any part of yourself down to the bottom where you could be injured. Certainly it would be hard to imagine doing it accidentally, even to a finger.

For a penis to be damaged by a blender, it needs to be as long as the blender is tall. Therefore a blender could be a way to absolutely fairly punish a person for having a large penis. It could also be used as a punishment for getting an erection, since a soft penis is almost certainly short enough to be safe.

You could make a bet. You put your penis in a blender and turn it on. While you are soft, you are safe, and if you can keep it soft for a predetermined amount of time, you win a prize. But if you accidentally get an erection, the tip of your penis gets chopped up.

[kizahakan]

You could make a bet. You put your penis in a blender and turn it on. While you are soft, you are safe, and if you can keep it soft for a predetermined amount of time, you win a prize. But if you accidentally get an erection, the tip of your penis gets chopped up.

What is this a new version of Russian Rouletté?

Cheers,
Dorian Gray

[nullorchis]

Or, if you have a really small penis you could try a coffee bean grinder.

How about a paper shredder.

It would be too difficult to get into the garbage disposer.

Oh, this discussion is really going down the drain.

[Togadong]

All the coffee grinders that I know require the lid to be on before it will grind, but I guess there is some way to work around that problem, and there might be versions that don't have that feature, even though it seems like a minimal safety thing.

All the paper shredders I know have nothing but a slit for accepting paper. I can't imagine how that could be made to work.

[fhunter]

All the coffee grinders that I know require the lid to be on before it will grind, but I guess there is some way to work around that problem, and there might be versions that don't have that feature, even though it seems like a minimal safety thing.

Such safeties are really simple - usually mechanic (a pin on a lid and a switch on which it presses). And they were not built to withstand tinkering, so can be bypassed simply, by anyone with minimal mechanics/electronics knowledge.

No, I do not suggest putting anything living in a blender/coffee grinder. In case of penis - it can be fatal (lots of blood vessels + possible erection).

PS. In any case I would prefer a safer way of removal

[nullorchis]

I was just kidding; one would have to be completely zonked out on something to be so unthinking that they would do something like this. While I never used non-prescribed drugs some who are on drugs and alcohol loose the ability to think rationally and do wind up harming themselves. If anyone had a penis that would actually fit into a paper shredder I send my most sincere sympathy to them.