What is it about, Cats ?

[moi621]

I have. Smoked, in tea, infused in oil, steeped in vodka, in brownies. For me nothing; a terrible disappointment. My cat seemed to enjoy the experiments though.

Transward

When neurophysiologist started doing exotic brain research they found the cat a handy lab animal because they are cheap and their head size is very uniform like a research rat.
So all the neurochemisty, neurophysiology and cat brain research was done only to later discover they are unique. Rats, Pigs, Dogs, People are more similar in neurophysiology.
Go figure how far back they must have split off, from us to be so unique.
Cats can react to people drugs, but also uniquely to Cat Nip.
Moi
My wife abused Valerian to intoxication

[moi621]

Four nights now, Orange Kitty, see first post or -
the cat that was breaking into pet owners homes for pet food,
I convinced to rendez-vous at my porch for sunset feeding for over a year.
Orange Kitty does not come when called and does not allow me within ten feet. Although at a distance we can exchange posture & eye language -
four nights now, Orange Kitty has not made an appearance.
Hopefully just fat on fence rats but, my neighbor's cat was just coyote harvested about a month ago.
Good luck Orange Kitty where ever you may be.
Moi

Orange Kitty came to dinner

[twaddler]

Orange Kitty came to dinner

Hooray!

[MacTheWolf]

Cats rule. Dogs submit. Damn, I forgot which line I was in. Ain't STM a bitch.

[Riverwind]

Nellie likes to chase Rupert in the house, right up until he turns and slaps the shit out of her, she forget about this for about a week then it starts all over. Actually I really think they all like each other but there is a line the dogs know not to cross.

Rupert is the king,


River

[A-1]

Nellie likes to chase Rupert in the house, right up until he turns and slaps the shit out of her, she forget about this for about a week then it starts all over. Actually I really think they all like each other but there is a line the dogs know not to cross.

Rupert is the king,


River

DO you think that the pet stores will sell us a "pet" version of the "woman beater "T" shirt" that we could buy for him?

Our young male cat took charge of out "dog pack" the other day by beating the shit out of "general schnauzer" who tries to intimidate the pit bull-mixes, one of whom is about 75 lbs.

Amazing how animals can get a long when properly supervised, much like the "E.A." message board...

[Riverwind]

how true, the get along fine when there both on the couch with me or on the bed together but when one runs down the hall, all bets are off.

General Rupert usually wins over Private Nellie. plus he out weighs her by 4lbs. she is 7lbs, he is 11lbs. that's a lot of difference.

River

[moi621]

My plan to get rich with cats has been thwarted.
It was my belief a cat could only have a chance to live off the land if it was taught hunting, killing, eating by Mama cat.
As a kid I observed Mama cat bringing half alive pray to kittens to learn how to be a cat.
So I figured I would find confirmed killing female cats and breed kittens guaranteed as mousers.
Now I find out cats can pick these skills up on their own.
I admire Black Persian kitty who does hunt and i have had to teach her, don't bring it near the house. Upon capturing her pray, she meows a most sorrowful sound that I think she is hurt. Now I know and check out, rodent or bird.
Moi


BTW, any cat haters on Board?
Never understood people who just dislike cats.
Allergy doesn't count.

[moi621]

Has anyone tried kitty pooped coffee? Kopi luwak
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak
Only eighty dollars a cup. The coffee fruit is eaten by the cat and the 'bean' is defecated after the fruit around the bean has been digested.
Wonder if we could import ripe coffee fruits and make it into kitty food, harvest from the kitty box and make beaucoup $ $ $ .
Moi
There must be a way to make a buck off cats.

[Dave]

It's high on my list of things to do like finding out about the gynecology of elephants and skydiving into a cactus patch or finding out if rabid rats will bite the hand that feed them.
You know what they call a bucket list? Well this is on my chamberpot list.

[moi621]

With Spring sprung, old fat black kitty eats a light breakfast for what is seemingly an appetizer and demands out for a completed breakfast of fresh rodent. She makes a bee line for her favorite rodent patch, returns making a mournful meow as if she is hurt and then dines. Luckily she now understands I do not want any.
Moi
interspecies food offering is a sign of high intelligence

[A-1]

With Spring sprung, old fat black kitty eats a light breakfast for what is seemingly an appetizer and demands out for a completed breakfast of fresh rodent. She makes a bee line for her favorite rodent patch, returns making a mournful meow as if she is hurt and then dines. Luckily she now understands I do not want any.
Moi
interspecies food offering is a sign of high intelligence

^^^^

...this is how I get to go out to lunch...

[KimiRhoze]

I always loved kitties, but my mom was allergic so I was never able to have one. Then for a while, I couldn't afford one, now I can't have pets where I live :/ Least I get to admire other people's cats

[Riverwind]

Yesterday Rupert got up on the couch with my son and after a year of him being here he went up to John and started rubbing his head up against John's face, this is Cat language for you are now accepted as one of my servants, and I hope you understand this and are happy about it, as I don't do this to just anybody.

Later John was in the kitchen when Rupert went to him, nudged him then Mewed, and looked to the cubbard where the caned cat food is kept. John looked at me and I said, you better get him a can.

Dogs have masters, Cats have staff,

God = Rupert
Rupert's staff,
River,
John,
Nelly, the dog,
and Angelo the dog he is working on.

Its good to be king,

River spoken in behalf of the cat.

[A-1]

...There must be a way to make a buck off cats...

Have you tried running a CAT HOUSE?