Penis bitten by Racoon

[SplitDik]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2172612.ece

A FIESTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

[Francis]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2172612.ece

A FIESTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

Hurray for the racoon!!!!

[Hash]

What are American raccoons doing in Russia? in Europe? How did they get there?

http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,,1390574,00.html
http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight...es/008527.html
http://jonathanturley.org/2008/08/28...-stalin-crabs/

[Kortpeel]

A FIESTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

Sometime in the eighties I had a building crew working on an extension to the home of a senior manager of the company I was working for at the time. It was a kind of tax dodging perk for the man concerned.

He owned a pit bull terrier that was normally locked up. The dog had been watching the progress of the work with great interest. One day it got out and made straight for one of the labourers. The dog got him in the crotch. The man screamed and spun around. The dog hung on to whatever it had got its teeth into.

In the end another labourer clobbered the dog on its head with a shovel. It let go and ran off whimpering.

The victim was taken to hospital and was off work for a week. When he came back we asked him how he was, being very careful to be polite and solemn about it. This was South Africa in the good old bad old days and the last thing we needed was a race riot. The union was taking it all very seriously.

The labourer concerned was a mature person of the old school. "I'm fine boss," he said cheerfully. "It doesn't matter. It didn't work any more any way."

The dog was put down and the manager who'd ordered the job was fired soon after for misappropriation. Sometimes justice is done.

Kortpeel

[jemagirl]

I found this picture while doing a search on a completely unrelated topic.

What ever you do don't click this link - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

PS: The word search did not even include the word raccoon, furry, or testicle. Go figure!

PS: PS: Kids don't try this at home!

[Kangan]

I found this picture while doing a search on a completely unrelated topic.

What ever you do don't click this link - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

PS: The word search did not even include the word raccoon, furry, or testicle. Go figure!

PS: PS: Kids don't try this at home!

OUCH!!!!! Those little furry guys have very sharp teeth. Definitely not the thing to do.

[balletkyle]

[QUOTE=jemagirl;124739]I found this picture while doing a search on a completely unrelated topic.

What ever you do don't click this link - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

[QUOTE]

That is just so wrong on so many levels.....and just what where you searching for?

[wannabe]

yes i think a few of us would like to know how you "accidently" stumbled upon this photo!

[jemagirl]

[QUOTE=balletkyle;124810][QUOTE=jemagirl;124739]I found this picture while doing a search on a completely unrelated topic.

What ever you do don't click this link - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

That is just so wrong on so many levels.....and just what where you searching for?

I'm not sure which terms brought that pic up but if you try an image search in google using "What in gods name" or "WTF" you will get some pretty weird stuff. Just a word of warning though.....

What has been seen cannot be un-seen!

[balletkyle]

uh huh, What Ever!