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    Charis
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    Condom Shopping at Walmart

    A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

    She asked, 'What size condoms?'



    The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants.He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Register 5.'



    The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill.

    When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.

    She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5.'



    A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.

    She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...












    'Cleanup, Register 5'

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    Re: Condom Shopping at Walmart

    NOW THAT IS FUNNY! I am going to e-mail this to some friends it is so good.

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    Re: Condom Shopping at Walmart

    agreed, this was a good one


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    Re: Condom Shopping at Walmart

    Good joke!

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    lol, nice one :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charis View Post


    'Cleanup, Register 5'
    I went out witha young boy once,I think this joke was about him as u only had to touch him and he was pumping up

    thanks for the joke charis

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenny View Post
    I went out witha young boy once,I think this joke was about him as u only had to touch him and he was pumping up

    thanks for the joke charis
    One need must remember that the proper definition of the term "teenage boy" is "perpetual erection followed by a body."
    Nuke a Gay Baby Whale for Jesus

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    Charis
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    Re: Condom Shopping at Walmart

    I believe Robin Williams said " God gave man a brain and a penis, and just enough blood to run one at a time." Which would explain a lot about teen age boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kristoff View Post
    One need must remember that the proper definition of the term "teenage boy" is "perpetual erection followed by a body."
    thanks for that but you forgot to mention the lack of a brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenny View Post
    thanks for that but you forgot to mention the lack of a brain
    It is usually located in the glans
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    Re: Condom Shopping at Walmart

    Great joke!! I loved it!!

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