Chemicals to destroy a penis?

[ChemistryKid]

I've written a story called Chemistry Nightmare where a guy's penis is destroyed when his girlfriend throws some random chemical on it. It was never made clear what chemical was used and it wasn't important.

However, I am now thinking about a story where a guy is using some internet penis enlargement cream, the sort of stuff you rub on your penis or perhaps soak your penis in.

The girl is going to put something into his cream that is going to ruin him. I am thinking of writing it from the girl's perspective, because the guy is never going to know what hit him.

Because this is going to be a carefully planned sabotage, I would like to know what chemical she should use. It doesn't have to be precise and scientific, but I think this story calls for more detail about this than Chemistry Nightmare. It would be great to know where she got the chemical and how she thought of using it.

The effect that I am looking for is that the guy will coat his penis in this stuff and leave it on while he sleeps. He won't notice anything at first, but when he wakes up his penis will be either much smaller than it was, melted, burned away, or seriously damaged in some other way.

My ideas:
Drain Cleaner
Bleach
Baking Soda
Sulfuric acid
Lye

I have no idea what the above would do to a penis. Perhaps baking soda would do nothing, though I know that it is a potent cleaning chemical.

A tricky bit is that the guy should survive this. Is there any real chemical out there that could make the story even moderately realistic?

[kristoff]

Futuresque... Penis Be Gone (or such) from the local pharmacy and viagra provider?

[dicklesWB]

How about call it agent "D" (dickless),.. a secret chemical agent created by the CIA to be spread secretely in certain parts of the world to control population of countries the US does now want to see grow by natural propagation.

a nerve agent that strategically targets the reproductive system and prevents erection, while simultaneously destroying and preventing the penis's ability to perform. making it totaly unusable and tiny as hell. it however does not effect the testicles, leaving the males having and wanting the desire to perform, but with a tiny shriveled up micro penis that wont get hard, and after a certain period of time just dies and drops off. hey the sky is the limits. its fictional. have at it.

after the specified period of time when agent "D" has taken effect, a second dose of agent "E" (eunuch) is then dispersed causing chemical castration, and eventual death to the testicles which ater several months fall off leaving a man a total nullo eunuch with no desire to fight or do anything. despondant.

the girl could have either stumbled on to it by mistake, or stolen some of it unknowingly from her father who works for the CIA.

Either way, just my wild imagination at work. just a thought. hope it helps. Cant wait to read the story.

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[dicklesWB]

Oh yeah, i got this idea from my over active imagination after sitting here doing my tax return for this year. i feel as if ive already been castrated.

just kidding, but have at it.

Dave

[Sydion]

Hmmm.... how about he 'sleeves' his dick in something (to keep the cream from drying out of course) and she puts something... oh i dunno...
superglue and some kind of benzene/gasolene mix? that would both saturate into the flesh fo his dick and 'melt' the inside oft he sleeve... fusing the two tegether. In the morning he either can't pull it off or peels off a lot more than he intended to - that might be gruesome though - but if you want a ruined penis,s tripipgn the skin and nerves off might do the trick!

[ChemistryKid]

Yeah, that does sound a bit too gruesome for my tastes, but it's a very interesting idea. I think I can avoid the gore pretty well, since it's not as if he would rip his own skin off. He'd take it to the hospital and they would have to do it surgically.

Benzene is an interesting chemical that I hadn't thought of.

Another idea is to have the girl be as ignorant of what chemicals to use as I am and just have her make up a nice chemical soup of everything that she can find.

[Sac_mec]

I would be very suprised if a Government agency possibly working with a private
Medical company isn't already working on such a project. Preventing male performance is equally a valid area of discovery as enhancing male potency.
Used as a method by the one and only super power to neutralise a potential
enemy sounds deeply worrying. I'm sure a combination of drugs exist already
that could ensure shrinkage and absolute performance loss. Let's face it Androcur by itself has this long term effect, but nuts don't fall off in that reality.
As a novel between a loving couple, where one of them is fed up with dick, I think you could come up with an interesting storyline. Good luck.

[dicklesWB]

now dont forget, this was purely fiction. i was using my wildest fictional imagination to enhance the story. that was all. it was just a thought. thats all.

i tried... keeping that in mind, that its pure fiction,..i kind of thought it worked as a story line tho. oh well. it excited me.

sorry,

Dave

[Sac_mec]

Ah, dickless WB I would never want to cramp your style or imagination. I added a note of Political Correctness from a non US perspective but I see the potency in the fictional idea. Enjoy your dream and excuse my interruption, OK

[Sydion]

maybe flesh eating enzymes?

[numnuts]

I wonder if a good experiment would be to soak a Q-Tip in alchohol and then ram it in and out of the urethra for a minute?

I don't know, I just wonder.

[dicklesWB]

No Problem Sac. Its all good. Im new, i just didnt want to ruffle feathers of anyone, and the post was all in fun.


Dave

[ChemistryKid]

No Problem Sac. Its all good. Im new, i just didnt want to ruffle feathers of anyone, and the post was all in fun.

It was a great post. Everyone likes to see posts, especially if the contain unique or unusual ideas. The ideas you gave are not what I am looking for with the story I am writing, but I am still glad that you posted them.

I seriously think that you have absolutely nothing to worry about posting here. Everyone is friendly on these forums.

[Sac_mec]

Absolutely. I agree and as someone who has been here just a little while, please ignore any feather ruffling. This thread is fantasy and I'd like not to upset you but say "Hiya and welcome indeed", OK.
Regarding the question in hand, how about a magical moisturising cream or j/o creme which when well absorbed would simply shrink the member by 99%, always to remain limp like that. That would be a fictional Good morning suprise

[speedostevenick]

When I was younger I used to spray Right Guard on my privates becasue it burned like hell....made me feel as if my cock and balls were on fire. Either I got used to it or they changed the formula but the idea of a chemical eating away the meat is hot....perhaps does it slowly as the guy is tied up