Another idea you might explore is someone having an affair with a novice nun at the convent, and a crazy mother superior comes after him (i.e., father nelson) with hedge shear.... Just a crazy thought...
Took a look at some of your writing. You do it pretty well. Keep it up, please. We can always use good, imaginative, and well written authors here. You have some good company, and I'm sure they'll make room for another.
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That's a great idea! If only I knew something about convents...I'd have them play a game of cat and mouse around the convent, where the mouse is naked and running for the life of his dick!Originally Posted by kristoff
It's exciting because you start to think that she might not catch him. You begin to wonder how she will ever get him to hold still long enough to give him the snip!
I'm glad to hear it! I hope people appreciate my stories. It seems like we need more stories about invulontary emasculation, because it seems like when I choose stories at random I find a guy who already wants it most of the time.
What parts of which stories did you especially like?
Even more interesting, who is this good company that you mention? The archive is huge, it has tons of stories and sometimes I wonder which are the very best.
Re: Penis in a car door? Other ways to lose it?
Okay, it is now official. I have written and submitted the "jumping over a chainlink fence" idea. Sadly, I could not justify a penectomy from getting caught on a sharp fence. It sounds like he'd injure his penis, but I seriously doubt that he would lose it.
For the sake of believability, it is my first story where our hero gets to keep his penis. Don't worry, I doubt it will be repeated. He'd have lost it if I could have found a way for it to happen.
On the other hand, his balls are in serious trouble.
I expect to see it in the archive whenever it gets approved.
it sounds like its up to the reader those who want to thionk that he would lose his penis will belive that when reading this like the idea my self
Hey Chem!! Let me say A) Awesome stories and B) keep em coming!
If you are still looking for ideas, I think a jealous 'girl next door' should 'accidentally' let her dog outside while Mr. Hungstud is out nude-sunning. Nothing like having a sun-warmed doze interrupted by the feel of teeth against your giblets!
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Thanks, Sydion!
That's a great idea! As soon as I work out the rest of the details, mostly why she is jealous, I'm going to write that one! I think I'll call it "Sic'em."
I'd really love to know which of my stories you liked best and why!
I always like stories about hot guys who lose their dicks against their will, normally through accidents- or their own stupidity. They best part of the story is when another guy finds out.
Frostbite…
What about a guy who hooks up with a girl at a bar. She already has a date, but it’s not much fun- so she tells our hero that she’ll come over his place later that night once she ditches her date. He gives her directions and says it’s only a few blocks down the street.
Our hero walks home more than a little drunk- stopping in an alley to take a piss, and then forgets to zip back up. He stumbles home through the cold winter night, with his prodigious dick hanging out in the freezing air.
He gets home- ready for some action with his date and strips. That’s when he notices that his cock looks strange, shriveled, and stiff to the touch. He grasps it dumbly, and finds it numb.
Realizing that he froze his cock on the walk home, he jumps into the shower and gets the water as hot as it can get.
His dick quickly thaws as he massages it in the hot steamy water (not a good thing to do with frostbite) - only for intense pain to begin shooting through it.
Jumping out of the shower, clutching his painful and now discolored penis- our hero stumbles to the kitchen. He grabs a big bag of ice, and thrusts it into his crotch. He blindly gropes through his pills, popping what he thinks are aspirin.
Hobbling to his bed, he collapses- and passes out.
He wakes up to a pounding on his door- and thinks it’s the girl.
Sitting up he finds the half-melted bag of ice plastered to his crotch. He removes it and finds his once huge cock blue and shriveled- like a frozen worm. It is, in fact, half frozen again.
Stumbling out into his living room- he sees that it’s day light. Confused he pulls open the door, and finds his two buddies. Their eyes go wide as they see his cock.
The story wraps up with the two men poking fun at their friend’s predicament.
Burned…
Three well hung guys (the ones from the story above?) go out camping. When they get to the site, way out in the middle of the woods- they unpack and realize they forgot the food (hotdogs)- bringing with them two coolers- one empty, and the other full of beer.
They choose the beer, and get stupid. They start a fire in one of those big oil barrel grills- the kind cut in half and hinged, with the little vent holes.... They decide on a contest to see which guy can hold his dick over the fire for a “weenie roast” the longest. The two losers will have to drive back to town that night to get food.
All three unzip, and stick their half stiff cocks through the lid’s holes. They begin to sweat and swear as the closed grill gets hotter and hotter- each waiting for the other two to give up. The first one gives up, and attempts to withdraw his cock- but realizes that his fully erect cock is to big to pull out of the hole. All three try to withdraw- but all are stuck.
They can’t open the hood- because their dicks are stuck in it- nor can they call for help- because the phones are in the truck.
The panicked men struggle to pry the heavy rusty lid open- but only succeed in tipping the grill over, and them with it. The hot coals spill all over their dicks- burning them terribly. The strain of the heavy grill tipping it too much, and almost wrenches their cocks from their bodies.
They drag the grill to the lake, and douse it.
Finally they are able to pull their burned dicks from the grill. Climbing out of the water they examine each other’s destroyed manhood- knowing the damage is done- and unsure of what to do next.
Crushed…
A studly repair man who likes to work in his jump suit- but wears nothing underneath, drives around in a repair truck with two other guys. He has a huge dick, and two big hairy balls that he likes to let swing loose in his overalls while he hauls furnace parts, or fixes pipes. He whips his cock out all the time- showing it off to his two partners and making dumb, jock jokes.
When he pulls up to the repair site he has a hard on. The two guys with him are used to this though- although they’re sick of his boasting.
He gives orders on the street while the other two struggle to move a large water heater from inside their truck.
The repair man saunters up and makes a snide remark about “what a bunch of pussies” his two partners are, and lays his big fat cock out on the raised truck floor. “The first of you to break something today can suck it.”
Just then the water heater tips too far, and falls right on the repair man’s dick- crushing it against the truck floor.
All three struggle with the heater- as the repair man swears and grunts in pain.
Fed up with their partner, the two other repair men get into front of the truck, and begin to pull away…
So those are my ideas for now…
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Are you considering writing some of these ideas out in full?
We could definitely use more stories like that! I have tried to do my part, but there never seems to be enough of this sort of great accidental stuff.
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I think my favorite is the frostbite idea. They are all rather unlikely in real life, but I think the frostbite one has the most feel of reality, as if it might actually happen.
The oil barrel grill one also seems like it might really happen, it's just a lot less likely. On the other hand, it is a whole lot of fun! I think I'll give writing it a try.
The crushed by a water heater one feels a bit too fantastic for my tastes. That just doesn't seem like something that someone might ever really do.
what about real life accidents? There must be some EMT or emergency room folks who know of such things.
It seems that things like this are actually quite rare! In fact, I expect most accidental injuries are quite rare, and the common ones are all rather boring and not very serious.
I'd guess that most accidental injuries are to feet and hands because they accidentally stepped in something or grabbed the wrong thing.
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Wow. How'd that happen? And how big was it originally? What on earth were you doing with a big thing like that to cause it to break? Or were you trying to break it?
Williewoofer35 mentioned something that I've always had a fantacy about. Losing your penis to flesh eating insects. Like maybe fire ants.
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