This morning I watched a truly brilliant film. Or actually I finished it. I paused it about a third of the way through last night, even though by then I was well 'into it', due to general tiredness. Plus I needed to stop checking hotmail and facebook.

ADN is a French film. The odds of me ever seeing it were hugely against. I only got it as a part of a four dvd collection which included an Audrey Tatou film. It was cheap, so I thought that trying out the four films was worth it. ...

Yesterday afternoon I did it. I went all out. There were no hesitations, no maybe's about my interest and commitment levels. I've attempted to slam dunk her with some poetry.

Getting close to three quarters of a day on, and there has been no response. It wouldn't surprise me if there never is. Often when I write something profound there isn't. And in this case there are many complications which would make me understand. I don't love her like that.

And she knows it. ...

"Oh my goodness! You have had some glazing done to your eyes?"

"Oh yes indeedy."

"It looks thick. Very protective. Not just single glaze. Double hey?"

"I am triple glazing actually."

"Triple! But whatever for?"

"Some things should stay the same."

"You mean your body?"

"No. Not really."

"Your ...

During it’s early years this Kawasaki would endure a couple of incidents of pain. Firstly, he had the thingy that connects to the rear wheel – sorry, I ain’t big on motorcycle knowledge – severely twisted. Secondly he had his front light scratched. The latter scar still remains.

This was one Kawasaki that was a little different to the rest. Most shed their baby wheels after a few years, but not this bike. His originals remained for so long that he gave his wheels names. That's how ...

Coach loveableleopardy was rather joyful. For he had stumbled upon a wonder pup.

Carla ‘The Wella’ Maree was the queen of the backboards. She cleaned the glass with total regularity and aplomb. The coach was in desperate need for her. Lately the losses had been mounting, but now he was posting some wins once more.

The Wella was the best at her craft since Dennis ‘The Worm’ Rodman had dominated at both ends of the court for the bad boy Pistons, Spurs and Bulls. We could ...