Things have changed greatly for humanity, but some people have used this new situation for their benefit. One strange and weird thing has caused a laughable stir in our society. Women are using this new phenomenon of regrow to hold sadistic parties. Since all body parts now regrow, women are hacking off their husbands penises at the smallest impropriety. The penis only takes one month to regrow, so they’re not afraid to remove it. Yesterday I was invited to a “weenie roast.” My wife and I went and there were about 100 couples, and another 50 single women. There were several grills set up but no one was cooking. A bell rang and a woman stood up and said, “We need some weenies to roast and we know where to find them. If you don’t give them up willingly, we will take them. Then she said, “Wives, will you agree not to have sex unless your husband gives up his weenie!” All the wives, mine included, shouted, “YES!” Thanks I said to her, but she said, “Oh come on, it’ll be fun. You know it will grow back any ways!” But before I could agree, two women grabbed my arms and put handcuffs on me. They were doing this to all the men. Then my shorts were ripped from my body and I found myself being pushed forward. There were three men in front of me and we walked up on to a small stage. Two woman brought out a tall shinning silver instrument and immediately I knew it was guillotine of some sort. A woman took a large pepperoni and shoved it into the hole. Then she yelled for everyone’s attention. When it was quiet, she said, “We need to test this thing to see if it’s sharp!" Immediately she pulled down on a large lever and the pepperoni flew into the air. Everyone clapped! The woman yelled out, “It’s sharp!”

Then they led a guy up to the machine and the woman yelled, “He’s got a nice sausage, ladies!” The crowd roared with laughter. She pulled him forward but he hesitated. Two women poked him with pitch forks and he moved up. The woman in front pushed his penis through the hole and grabbed it from the other side. Then she yelled, “One, two, three, and the man’s penis flew into the air!” Here’s lunch she said! The next man went up to it willingly and the woman said, “Hey, he’s got jewelry! A nice big ring through his head! And she held up his penis by the ring so everyone could see. Quickly she pushed and pulled it into the guillotine and in an instance, it was sliced off of his body. Again the woman held up his penis by the ring, only this time she held it higher then ever before and threw it to the women grilling. I heard it sizzle when the threw it on to it. The man slumped down and fell back, I could see the empty place where his manhood once hung, but it stopped bleeding quickly and they cleaned him up and released him to his wife. Finally it was my turn. I just wanted to get this over, but I couldn’t help but push my wang sexually towards the woman who manned the guillotine. She realized what I was doing and she bent over and bit my man meat! Ouch! I yelled out! "That tastes pretty good," the woman laughed. "I think I’ll eat this one myself and make you watch!" I was pushed forward and my penis was forced through the hole. The woman pulled on it hard and instantly pulled the lever. My penis flew into the air and the woman caught it with her hands! She yelled out to the crowd! This one’s mine, and she threw it to a woman who put it on the grill. I was pushed into a chair next to it. I looked down and watched the blood coagulate where my once proud penis used to hang. Then I looked up and watched another six men have their man meats dissected from their bodies! About this time the woman who was grilling yelled, “It’s done! I looked over and saw her put my golden browned penis into a bun. “What do you want on it?” The woman manning the guillotine yelled, “Mustard and relish!” Then my wife got up on the stage, I thought she was going to defend me but instead she asked the woman, “Can we share that? I’ve been waiting to taste it for a long time!” The woman laughed and asked for a knife! There on the stage they cut my grilled penis in half. My wife asked for the part with the tip. She said I need more mustard on this and she squirted mustard on my dick which she had pushed towards my face. Then they turned toward the crowd and then towards me. They put part of it in their mouths and both of them bit down hard and started to chew. I got a sickening feeling in my gut, but then my wife yelled out, “There is nothing better then a big fat grilled dick. You’ve got to try one ladies.” There was an uproar and a great push to the front. Women were trying to get to the grills, but only a few men had become manless.

I left the stage and went home. I went upstairs and took a shower, which was interesting. This was the first time I had lost my penis. I was a bit scared. I started to wonder if it would grow back, I started to have an anxiety attack. Then I saw a commercial about how quickly things regrow and it calmed me down. When my wife came home she started to initiate sex. I told her, “I can’t have sex, you ate my dick.” She said, “I you don’t need a dick to satisfy me, I want you to lick me and rub me and if you do a good job, I’ll bring you to orgasm without your dick. So I started to rub her and lick her and massage her. She started to get excited and said, “I ate your dick and I enjoyed it, it tasted sooo good,” and she smacked her lips. Then I touched the right button and she bucked and shook with a violent orgasm. She rested and I massaged her back for a while. Finally, she turned over and said to me, “Now it’s your turn.” She made me lay back and she started to rub my balls, then she started to kiss them and pull on them. Finally she took her hands and felt what was left of my penis, I had an erection and she rubbed it as well as she could, I started to sense an orgasm and the sperm flew out of the little hole where my once proud manhood stood. It looked like an erupting volcano. My wife clapped and yelled, “I got my dickless man excited!”

Well, that was a month ago and thankfully, by penis has regrown and it looks even bigger then it used too. Maybe that's because I haven't had it for a month. I've tried to masturbate and it gets excited quickly, but it's tender. The skin is soft like a baby's skin, so it needs to be used, but I'm not sure how long I'll have it. My wife asked to see it the other day and after I showed it to her she came back with a hotdog bun and put it into it. Then she put mustard on it and licked her lips! She looked me in the eyes and said, "You can't believe how good they really taste!" I jumped up and ran into the bathroom, locking the door. She begged me to come out promising me that she wouldn't eat it until she allowed me to use it on her. So I agreed, but I doubt I'll have it long.