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One day, a burly redneck went into the clinic run by the woman doctor who served his backwoods village.
"Doctor," he boomed in a loud, deep voice. "I'm tired of women harrassing me and making my life a misery....I want you to castrate me!!" "A-a-are you sure??" stuttered the doctor. "Of course I'm sure!!" said the redneck. "Stop messing about, hurry up and castrate me!!" Sure this was what he wanted, she put the redneck under the anaesthetic. She cut out his two male jewels, and put them into the incinerator, where she put all discarded organs. As the redneck came round from the anaesthetic, the doctor said, "I notice you were never circumcised. Do you want me to do that while you're still here?" "Th-th-that's what I meant!!" screeched the redneck in a strange, high-pitched voice. "'Circumcise'....that's what I meant!!D-d-doctor...w-w-what have you done??"
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