THE QUIZ SHOW By Ms. Athena

It is 9:00 AM, almost time for the taping of the countries most popular, and best loved quiz show. The ticket holders have been waiting in line, some for as long as two hours. They have all requested their tickets as far as six months before, and had signed all the necessary papers regarding their agreement to the rules of the quiz show if they were selected to be contestants. Finally the doors of the studio open, and they are allowed to enter. Finding seats they wait for the taping to begin. At last the producer of the show comes out on the stage, and welcomes them. She explains about the applause sign, and the on the air sign. Another woman comes out on the stage, and tells a few risque jokes to amuse the audience, and warm them up. She leaves the stage, and the on the air sign lights up. The announcer begins her usual opening before introducing the star of the show. "Good evening Ladies, of the viewing audience. A.T.N. (Amazon Television Network), and The Fix Him Right Burdozzo Company, makers of the Fix Him Right Burdozzo. The burdozzo with the patented cock cutter in the handles. The burdozzo no woman should be without, proudly presents your favorite quiz show, You bet his balls. Here she is your favorite Hostess and Mistress of Ceremony, Ann Applegate."

The curtains behind the stage part to reveal a raised platform with a pair of X frames. Between the frames is a small table holding a golden burdozzo. Standing in front of the platform is Ann Applegate flanked by two beautiful women. The audience applauds her. She waves and blows kisses to the audience, then moves to the front of the stage. A stagehand wheels out a glass drum containing cards, one for each woman in the studio audience. She spins the drum then reaches in and pulls out one of the cards. Our first contestants are Judy Smith, and her man. A woman in the audience jumps up and begins jumping around when her name is called out. The rest of the audience applauds. Two of the women who came on stage with the Hostess, go into the audience to escort her and her man to the stage. She takes her place behind one of the two contestant rostrums. The women take her man to one of the X frames, strip him naked, and secure him to the frame. Ann then spins the drum a second time and announces the name of the second contestants, Linda West, and her man. The other two women go into the audience to escort them to the stage.

With the contestants behind their respective rostrum, and their men secured naked to the X frames, it was time for the quiz game to begin. Ladies, Ann said, you know the rules, but I will go over them for the few who do not know them. The game has three rounds. In each round I will ask ten questions. The first lady to buzz and give the correct answer gets one point. If the first lady to buzz in gives the wrong answer her opponent has a chance to answer the question for two points. If no one buzzes in the question will be replaced by a different question. At the end of each round the women with the most points in that round gets to use the golden Fix Him Right Burdozzo to crush one ball of her opponent’s man. At the end of the third round the woman who has crushed both balls of her opponent wins $50,000. If the same woman wins all three rounds, she gets to use the patented cock cutter built into the handles of the Fix Him Right Burdozzo. A special feature, I might add, that no other brand of burdozzo has. She gets to cut off her opponent man’s cock and wins the $100,000, grand prize. Alright ladies lets play "You Bet His Balls."

Ann started asking the questions, and the contestants buzzed in to answer them. Some were answered correctly by the woman who buzzed in, some were not, giving the other contestant a chance for extra points. Some questions were not answered at all, and had to be replaced. At last ten questions had been asked, and answered correctly. The audience cheered, and clapped each correct answer. Ann signaled that the first round was over. The scores were tallied, and Linda was the winner of that round. Two of the women who came on stage with Ann escort Linda to the X frame platform. One of them begins to feel Judy’s man remarking on the size and weight of his balls. The other woman hands Linda the Golden Fix Him Right Burdozzo. The women in the audience are chanting "Make him scream. Fix him right", over again and again. Linda places the head of the burdozzo on his right ball. She squeezes the handles together crushing his ball. He screams in pain as his ball is crushed into jelly. The audience applauds, cheers, and screams in pleasure as she crushes his ball.

The second, and third round of the game are repeats of the first, except Judy wins the second round, and Linda win the third. As Ann counts out the fifty $1,000, dollar bill prize into Linda’s hand, Judy goes to her man. She grabs the Golden Fix Him Right Burdozzo, and uses the patented cock cutter to chop off his cock, screaming that is for making me lose you useless slut. The credits crawl across the screen as the announcer speaks. "That’s out show for today Ladies, be sure to join us again tomorrow when two more women will play You Bet His Balls." If you want to be a contestant on our show, or just be a member of our studio audience, send a request for studio tickets to "You Bet His Balls" care of the A.T.N. studio Amazon City, Amazonia. The announcer then goes to commercial. "Ladies does your man cheat on you? Does he look at other women? Does he fail to obey you? Does he fail to be attentive to your needs? Does he fail to give you multiple climaxes? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, don’t get mad at him, fix him right with the Fix Him Right Burdozzo. The only burdozzo with the patented built in cock cutter in the handles.