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Something I dreamed up one night. Accidents can be pretty sexy, sometimes.
A Quick Bite I tilted my head back whimpering inwardly as Patty-Anne swirled her tongue around the purple head of my large, rubbery penis. Gingerly, she peeled back the foreskin as she sucked hungrily at my huge meat. She'd been at it for ten minutes, and still my penis refused to stiffen. "God, Kelly! What's wrong with your dick?" She pulled away from me, sitting back with a sigh. Patty was always the hot one; thin, toned, and tan, with short blond hair and a perpetual smirk. Compared to my somewhat pudgy, pale figure, she was a supermodel. I sighed, face flushed with embarassment for the fourth time this weekend. "I-I just...it's not..." I stammered, trying to think of an excuse for as to why the monster between my thighs wouldn't erect. I'd let Patty watch me masturbate before...she knew it worked, and so did I! "Whatever." she muttered, "I'm gonna go get a shower." Patty stormed over to the stairs. My eyes were locked on her ass the whole way, my brain pleading with my penis. She paused halfway up. "Y'know, if you can't get that big, ugly thing hard, maybe you should just cut it off!" I winced, biting my lip. She was MAD. I sat there, naked on the sofa, staring at my seemingly impotent penis. It was even huge soft. I was always proud of my size...I was hung like a horse, honestly...especially considering I wasn't a guy. Now, though, I found myself cursing my favorite appendage. In the far corner of the room, Patty's dog, a rotty named Boxer was quietly watching me. "I bet you don't have this problem..." I mused to him. Reaching down, I hefted my penis in both hands, jerking it slowly. What was wrong with it? I wanted her, she wanted me...why wouldn't it get hard? I began to try in earnest, imagining her riding me, bucking like I was a rodeo bull. My penis flopped wildly as I jerked it, but my mind kept coming back to one thing. I kept hearing her voice :"...big, ugly thing...! Cut it off!" Suddenly, my penis sprang to life, stiffening as I imagined her with a pair of scissors, between my chubby thighs... I stood triumphantly, my foot long behemoth jutting up over my pendulous balls, thick as my arm! It's purple head throbbed proudly, like a crown for a king! "PATTY! PATTY! COME QUICK! I GOT IT---" My voice lodged in my throat. Boxer was fast! He tore across the room, leaping at me, mouth agape. I raised my hands, but he wasn't aiming for my face...no, he was aiming for my other head! His teeth came down around the base of my swollen shaft, my cock rigid still. I screamed in agony as he began to wrench at my penis, pulling and gnashing, growling furiously! Patty walked in as her dog was shaking his head from side to side between my spread legs, blood running down over my huge balls. She watched in horror, hands cupped over her mouth as, with one final wrench, he tore my girth free just as an involuntary orgasm hit me, fear sending me over the edge just as my penis was severed. It was reattached at the hospital...but Patty knows why it won't get hard...now.
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