Welcome to the palace of The Caliph Conrack the Magnificent.  Your first few weeks here will be somewhat traumatic for you, and this pamphlet is designed to give young adolescents like yourself an idea of what to expect and also what is expected of you as you embark on the next phase of your lives.

            Upon your arrival you will be immediately escorted to your quarters and issued your wardrobe, which must be worn at all times unless you are in the process of bathing or have specifically been ordered to disrobe.  Pay attention to the care instructions for these garments, as it will be your responsibility to keep them clean and in good repair. You will also be given instruction on palace protocol and etiquette.  Pay attention to these also; you will be severely punished if you fail to show the proper respect to your superiors.

            During the next few days, eunuchs will give you instruction and demonstrations on the proper techniques of oral copulation.  Although you will no doubt find these sessions quite pleasurable, please remember that it is supposed to be a learning experience for you.  Listen carefully to what they say, and pay particular attention to their technique because you will soon be required to apply what you have learned as you service the Caliph, his sons, and other male ministers and visiting dignitaries within the household. 

           Your castration will take place during your second week at the palace. Castration is the removal of the testes, or male organs of reproduction.  The testes, also called the testicles, or balls, are responsible for the production of sperm as well the generation of hormones that impart masculine characteristics, such as the deep voice, body hair, and muscular structure that males possess.  Most male livestock animals are castrated to produce higher quality meat and to reduce their aggressiveness, family pets are usually castrated to prevent them from breeding and to make them more docile, and all young men that have been selected to serve The Caliph’s family are always castrated.  This prevents sexual encounters with the female members of the household and also makes the servant legally capable of providing comfort and recreation to the male members of the household.

            On the morning of your castration you will be given a warm bath, during which time you will also have all body hair except that on your head removed.  Some of it may grow back later, and it will be your responsibility to keep it shaved off.  After you have been shaved, your anus will be fitted with a plug that will prevent you from soiling yourself during the procedure.  You will then be secured to a low table, and finally a rubber tourniquet will be tightened around the neck of your scrotum, or what you may now be calling your ball sack.  At this time a eunuch will orally extract whatever semen remains in your prostate gland.  Next you will be given a rubber bar to bite down on, and the court physician will make a small incision on the bottom of your scrotum, through which each teste will be excised and removed.  While this procedure is somewhat painful, it is your duty and lot in life to accept it, and you should try to avoid excessive and unnecessary theatrics.

            You will be allowed to recuperate for ten days, during which time you will be frequently orally stimulated and any remaining semen will be extracted.  During this time you will also be required to practice oral copulation on selected volunteers, and your performance will be evaluated and graded.  You also need to know that any wound inflicted with your teeth will result in all of your teeth being removed, which is an extremely unpleasant procedure.

          You will also be introduced to anal copulation and shown the positions that you will be required to assume when requested.  Try to relax during these sessions; the act may seem revolting at first, but you will soon come to realize that the average male’s penis is no larger than the defecations that you produce daily.  Also pay close attention the preparation and application of the lubricants.  It will be your responsibility to apply them to both yourself and your partner, and their proper usage will greatly lessen your discomfort and increase your partner’s pleasure.  

            It is quite possible that you will continue to experience erections during the early phases of this training, but they should diminish as the residual hormones flush from your body, and finally cease completely.  At that time you will be allowed entry to the inner palace and will be granted all of the privileges of the household servants.  You should consider yourself lucky to have been selected for palace service.  Do a good job, and great prestige and wealth will be accorded to you and your family:  Failure of any type will result in severe punishment, and possibly even mutilation or death.  Good luck to each of you.