My name is Merlin, and I own a custom-built guillotine.

Not your common, ordinary model, of course. This is a one-of-a-kind model that I designed for my own special purposes. Your classic model consists of a blade, a manual lifting rope, a latching mechanism, and a manual release rope. You've all seen the pictures - they were used extensively during the French Revolution to rid the country of the nobles and the royalty. As they were intended to be used as an execution device, there were no concerns for either hygiene or safety.

Mine, on the other hand, has a totally non-lethal purpose, and was designed accordingly. The 25 pound blade is not only lighter than the common blade, but is made from surgical steel - and is kept honed to a razor-sharpness for the cleanest, and least painful cut possible. It is also kept as clinically sterile as possible, and is re-sterilized between each and every use. To compensate for the lighter weight of the blade, springs are used to accelerate the blade to maximum speed for the cut. The lifting and release mechanisms are motorized, electronically controlled, and sealed to avoid accidental contamination. The restraining bars are padded, equipped with additional features we'll examine later, and contain a unique locking mechanism. Once the top bar has been lowered into position, it cannot be lifted until the blade has dropped, which unlocks the restraining bar for the next use.

So, why would I want or need such a unique machine?

Easy - I host parties....

gay sex parties....

and whether you leave the party as a man or nullo will either be a matter of conscious decision - or just plain luck.

I see I've left out one very important feature of my machine - the blade guard. There are 3 distinct settings - on, off, and russian roullette. The party-goer makes a conscious decision when he arrives as to which of the 3 settings will be used during his 'play' time, and pays me accordingly (while signing the appropriate contract, of course).

The contracts are important - and have survived challenges all the way up to the Supreme Court.

For guys wanting to experience the 'thrill' of losing their manhood, but aren't ready to totally commit to nullification, I charge $100.00 and their contract simply absolves me from any accidental injury to their penis or scrotum. Even with the blade guard on, a 25-pound spring-accelerated blade will at the very least leave bruising and will potentially cause the man to become a eunuch due to accidentally crushing the cords. On principle, I limit each party to no more than 2 of these.

For guys that are committed to becoming nullo, I charge $1,000.00 and their contract gives me the right to not only remove their package, but also to keep the removed parts and use them in any way I choose.

Which leads me back to those additional features that I mentioned earlier. Everyone knows that cutting an erect penis will have 2 extremely annoying side-effects. 1) the blood loss from the penis will cause the erection to deflate almost immediately  and 2) the blood loss from the body side, unless sealed off almost immediately, can lead to the person bleeding to death. Plus, quantities of blood on and around the machine is not only messy and un-hygenic, but will really spoil the party atmosphere. To eliminate this problem, two banding attachments (similar to an elastrator) are triggered prior to the blade release to seal off any blood loss from either the body or the penis once the blade has dropped. This also maintains the erect state of the penis should I choose to preserve it.

The final type of party-goer is the 'russian roullette' player. These guys are literally betting their manhood that they will survive the party intact - and actually have a 50-50 chance of doing so. They are charged $500.00, and their contract is a composite of the other two contracts. 'Winners' (those remaining intact) get $400.00 back at the end of the night. 'Losers' (those nullified) leave their manhood with me.

Since it IS my machine, and I'm the party host, I get to make the rules as to who will be allowed to attend.

First, the guy has to be of legal age - and you can bet your life that I check, double-check, and re-check (with full documentation) to insure that he IS of legal age. An under-age man can NOT sign the contract (and have it be legal), and I won't allow anyone else to sign the contract for him or in his behalf.

Second, he has to be at least reasonably good-looking. I mean, it's primarily a sex party - and if he's fat or ugly, no one is going to have a good time having sex with him.

Finally, he has to be at least 7" long. I don't care if he's cut or not, but if he doesn't pass the ruler test, he won't be at the party.

All pubic hair will be removed either prior to the party or as a preliminary function at the party. Sorry guys, but hair in a wound can cause infection, and I've got a reputation to maintain!

Every participant will shoot their load twice, once by fucking, and once by being sucked.

Every participant will be fucked once, and will suck once.

So, how does a party work?

A typical party consists of 6 guys. As each one arrives, he draws his position, pays his fee, and signs his contract. If his pubic hair has not yet been removed, he goes in to the medical area for removal, otherwise he strips down and proceeds to the play area. I log his type of play (thrill, removal, or roulette) and his position into the computer that controls the machine. None of the other party-goers will know which type of play he has selected. Once all 6 guys are in the play area, the party begins. Food and beverages are supplied, along with various pornographic movies and magazines to get everyone in the mood.

Sex occurs in a round-robin fashion:

#1 fucks me.
#2 fucks #1 while I suck #1.
#3 fucks #2 while #1 sucks #2.
#4 fucks #3 while #2 sucks #3.
#5 fucks #4 while #3 sucks #4.
#6 fucks #5 while #4 sucks #5.
I fuck #6 while #5 sucks #6.
#6 sucks me.

Why so structured? Because, with the exception of me, the person being fucked and sucked is also locked into the guillotine. A sensor connected to the computer registers when both have shot their loads and initiates the triggering sequence. The 2 elastrator bands snap into place, and the blade drops. Whether the blade guard is in place is determined by the initial programmed entry as to the type of play involved.

The 'thrill' player will always have the guard in place, but will feel the effects of the guarded blade hitting his manhood. The 'removal' player will have his manhood severed, and the sucking person will find himself with the unattached manhood in his mouth and hands. The 'roullette' player will find out his fate. In his case, a clock starts ticking just as soon as the restraint bar is locked into place and continues to tick until the triggering sequence is initiated. If the time stamp is even, he wins and keeps his manhood. If the time stamp is odd, he loses and I add another manhood to my collection.

Of course, once the blade has dropped there is a 'free' period. The guy in the machine will need a visit to the medical area no matter what the result of the blade drop was.

An intact man will still need the bands removed and his equipment checked for obvious damage, while the new nullo will require additional medical treatment. This gives the guy doing the fucking a chance to 're-charge' his batteries before his turn in the machine, as he has to wait for his 'sucker' to return from the medical area.

Depending on the number of attendees, a party can last from several hours to an entire weekend, and can end with as few as zero nullos (rare, but it has happened) to all attendees (except me) nullified.

I then have the happy task of determining the ultimate 'fate' of each new trophy. Most become part of a banquet or as 'nibbles' for the next party, but special sets are preserved and become part of my permanent collection.

Maybe some day I'll give you a tour of my trophy room, but until then....

there's a party scheduled for next weekend. Want to come party?