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[STRAIGHT] [TG] [PENECTOMY] [TESTICLES] [NULLIFICATION] Other: Magic, pseudo-castration


Five short stories, with five very different ways to loose it all. 
None of these are true. This is my first castration story so enjoy 
and feel free to use these idea

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1 That old Black Magic.
Bike racing was his passion and women were the rewards. He could get 
any woman he wanted because he was Biker Mike. He always treated 
them nice until they made him choose between biking and them, no 
woman was worth giving up biking. It was fun, it made him well known 
and it let him get any woman he wanted. Of course you and I know 
that mike has made a dangerous mistake, he insulted and then forgot 
about hundreds of angry women.
     Now I could list them all and tell of each individual pain 
suffered by each but we both know what this story is about. So let's 
concentrate on the one woman who counts, Paige Cabal (roughly 
translated, secret page. groan :] ). A beautiful woman just old 
enough to drink and the object of many a fantasy. She looked like 
the culmination of millenia of work on the human form. Some of the 
best features of every race and ethnicity were melted together to 
form a vision of perfect beauty (purpsely vauge, my ideals are way 
differant from yours; trust me [yes they are human females of adult 
age, wise ass. But lets just say that women don't come in that 
particular color or have quite such an alien form.] And half the fun 
is picturing her for yourself).
Paige had been so excited when she met Mike, she had dreamed fairy 
tale dreams about meeting someone as handsome and charming as him. 
She almost sqealed with delight when he hit on her. She did some 
squealing of a differant kind when she got drunk on their second 
date but the next morning was a very differant situation. They had 
an argument, he made it perfectly clear she was delusional if she 
thought she was worth him giving up racing to settle down with her.
     We all know how it feels when dreams are pulled out from under 
us, and most of us can do nothing but get pissed off. Well as you 
probably guessed Paige is not like the rest of us, and not only did 
she have her dreams destroyed and her virginity taken by someone who 
practicly did this for a living she suddenly knew the pain of every 
other young girl to fall for this prick. But as he left her on the 
bed with a fairly large physical bruise to match the emotional 
bruise, she began to plan how to make that prick fall for all those 
women.
     Now one thing I should have told you about Paige (if I wanted 
to spoil the story in the begining) is that along with the best 
looks of every race and creed she had the best of all their magical 
heritage as well. (Dun-Dun-DUUUUN).
     So as Mike went off on a week long bike trip Paige began her 
work in the middle of the living room floor. First she boiled some 
bees wax with a touch of bloody until it had a nice fleshy color. 
Then she cast a spell as the wax cooled. and finally she too a lump 
of the wax and affixed one of mikes hairs, from the shower drain 
(EEEWWW), ontop of it. The lump of wax assumed the form of her 
intended victim almost instantly. Smiling she picked up a peice of 
nylon thread.
     Mike was a little uncomfortable on his bike seat as his groin 
felt like it was being pinched. But being a man about it he ignored 
it and continued on his trek along a abandoned California highway. 
It took a good half hour before the pinching stopped but it was 
replaced by a mild numbness throughout  all of his genitals. Then he 
remembered hearing that some men have a similar problem from time to 
time if they do a lot of biking. But hey that Lance somthing or 
other had a kid and he does a lot of riding so it can't do any real 
damage. Still he should talk to his doctor abot it during his 
appointment next month.
     That night at his hotel when he went to empty his bladder 
before bed he was disconcerted by the fact that the only way he knew 
he was holding his own penis was that his fingers felt it, but it 
didn't feel his fingers. Mike woke up and showered quickly before 
heading out on his bike. He decided to contact his doctor as soon as 
he got to his destination. He was bothered by the same problem 
throughout the entire day, and it concerned him so much he pedaled 
two days worth of travel before he stopped at midnight. He no sooner 
got to his room then callapsed on his bed into a deep sleep. When he 
woke up he looked at the clock and realised how much he had worn 
himself out he was asleep for over eighteen hours. He ached 
everywhere and decided that a long hot shower would soothe the aches 
of the day before.
     As He climbed into the shower barely awake he felt the water 
blast his skin with its needle like streams of water, and that woke 
him up. And it also reminded him of one part of his body that didn't 
feel the water at all. Looking down at himself he was shocked to see 
a shriveled black mass of flesh dangling between his legs, reaching 
down he touched it but felt nothing. Paniced he flicked it but still 
nothing, finally he smacked it. This time somthing happened, but he 
still felt nothing as he stared in total shock at his disembodied 
manhood resting in the shower drain.
     Paige had an orgasm as she watched the dolls member fall off 
leaving the small expanse of smooth unscarred flesh behind. She 
could see the real deal in her minds eye as well, and got a wicked 
idea. Taking the little wax gonads up into her hand she walked over 
to a candle and placed them just under the lit wick, and masterbated 
as she watched them melt.
     Mike in his shock just stood still for so long that anyone 
watching would think his a statue. Then he snapped to and convinced 
himself that he could just stick it back on and everything would be 
back to normal. As he began to reach down to pick up his severed 
genitals he halted in shock again as they began to melt and oozed 
down the drain.
     From miles away a little girl on a playground heard his girlish 
shreek.
     Paige sat in her bed holding the doll, she removed the hair 
from ontop of it and crumpled it into a ball. The neutering was now 
perminant. This thrill her so much that she began to write to people 
she saw on the news. Ones accused of rape and murder but who got off 
on technicalities. She would say that she thought they were good 
looking and wanted to have a lock of hair. Each of these people soon 
found strange things happening to them, a few who ended up in jail 
found their torment even more terrible then castration. Strangly 
they appeared to be normal men accept for their obvious lack until 
they were surrounded by fellow prisoners with no guards within 
sight. Their bodies would shift and reform, always into beautiful 
women to entertain their freinds. After these adventures in 
nightmares she would always revert to her castrati self in time for 
the guards to see nothing wrong. What could they do no one would 
beleive him if he told.
     Meanwhile Paige had found all of mikes past victims and they 
formed a new club, writing to convicts and some who where on trial, 
for locks of hair. They did make sure that they researched their new 
freinds very well, they didn't want any innocents to get hurt, they 
wouldn't even consider destroying somone elses fairy tale dreams 
over a case of mistaken identity.

2 Big mistake that I don't regret.
Becoming a fake eunuch wasn't what I had in mind when I did this but 
thats how it turned out.
It all began when my freind returned from europe and told me about 
some of the programs he had seen there. Apparently we Americans are 
a bit prudish, the things he mentined were a teenagers dream. But 
one item stuck in my mind, a proceedure some men do to themselves. 
Apparently men can use a proceedure similar to that used by some 
body modificationists who wish to increase the size of peircings. 
But these men used the technique to enlarge their urethra. He told 
me that he heard that some men made their urethra so big that 
another mans penis could fit into it, we laughed at this but two 
weeks later I began to try stretching my urethra. And it worked, I 
don't know why I was doing it, I am not intrested in other men but 
the idea of an opening big enough to fit somthing into seemed like 
such a turn on. Well it took a long time but I soon could fit my own 
finger into it. Then I thought of somthing, and sure enough it 
worked. I was able to turn the top half of my penis inside out. Well 
with practice I soon got it to turn more then 90 percent inside of 
my body. Then one night for the first time I decided to try and go 
all the way. First I pushed my balls into my body so I looked like I 
had no balls, then I started. It was easy to get it into the 90 
percent spot like before and then I theld my breath, and began to 
push the rest in. I was so turned on that it was getting hard and 
even more difficult to invert, when suddenly with a pop it 
completely inverted deep into my body. The root was further back 
than I had thought and my penis was now farther in my body then I 
had expected. As a matter of fact even my scrotum was pulled up  
leaving nothing but a puckered hole on the outside of my body. It 
felt so good but looked so strange, I decided that I should get it 
back to normal. But I couldn't get a hold of anything to help me 
pull it out, I tried for the better part of an hour but couldn't 
even get it started. I figured I would have better success when I 
wasn't hard anymore, so I thought I get my balls out while I waited. 
Yep you guessed it the inversion had plugged the hole but good, they 
were stuck too. I waited and waited but fell asleep before I 
softened again. When I woke up the next day I remembered trying to 
gouge out my manhood the night before and looked down it was still 
stuck, and worse the effort to get it out had caused some swelling. 
I couldn't even get my finger in. I couldn't pay attention in 
classes all day and found sitting to pee very uncomfortable. It took 
two days for the swelling to go down but still I couldn't get it 
out. I couldn't tell anyone cause they would think I was some kind 
of pervert. So It was nearly a year before anyone found out, and it 
was my doctor who saw it. By then I had grown kinda used to it and 
even gotten an (vibrating) electric massager for myself to enjoy 
orgasms with. I'm still fully functional but don't look like a guy 
down there. Of course my doctor thought it had been surgically 
removed (no visible scarring) against my will. Which removed the 
'pervert' fear from my mind. He suggested three options one male 
hormones to keep me developing like a man or I could  go without 
hormone or remake myself into a girl. Well I went no hormones for a 
long while, but it was a lonely way to go. Luckily I had a small 
soft build to begin with, so all I required was a boob job and a 
little cosmetic surgery (nip, tuck, chisel and suck) to complete the 
illusion of femininity. I actually looked better than some of the 
other girls in school, but I have to watch what kind of exercise I 
do; I still produce testosterone and bulk up pretty fast. And good 
news, sex is even better when your with another girl. She knows the 
truth but says I'm girl enough for her, and against all odds I'm 
soon going to be a father. (Hey there still there there just hiding, 
but my sperm count is very low.)

3 (quickies) Tube trick.
Magic can be fun but it can also ruin your life. I got these little 
magic tricks at a yard sale when I was younger. My favorite was one 
where you could take a cucumber and put it in a tube so that each 
end stuck out just a little. Then with a twist the tube seperated in 
the middle. I used to love that trick but it took me so long to 
figure out how to get the cucumber back together. Well I finally got 
it to work and was showing some freinds how it could be broken in 
half and then put back without any sign of damage. They loved it, 
and joked that I should use it on my little sister only not put her 
back together. I still had no clue how the machanics of the trick 
worked but even if I did, I had no clue if the devision would kill a 
living creature. But over the years I developed a kind of solitaire 
truth or dare game. Shave every hair off your body or tell your mom 
you masterbate, so I was completely hairless for a while. It was 
always kinda a rush to do something this weird or have to tell 
someone your deepest darkest secret. Well one day I decided the 
ultimate dare was to use the tube on my genitals or to ask the girl 
I had a crush on to marry me. I did what any teenage boy would do, I 
used the tube. I mean the tube can be put back together but a broken 
heart can't. So I slid the tube on to me and pulled my dick and 
balls out the other end (and boy was it a stretch). Then with a 
quick twist and a pull I was hold my manhood infront of my face and 
watching it get hard. I was turned on but I was also kinda freaked 
out. I tried to put it back together but I couldn't get it to work, 
and then the unthinkable happened. The tube was twelve years old and 
made of cheap metal, and I was so frantic. Well the tube broke and 
my genitals dropped to the floor, and I felt them hit. Both parts of 
the tube just came off now showing smooth skin on both ends. I 
picked up my dick in shock and it started to get hard again. And 
thats how it happened. Oh I still keep it in my pants, and with some 
creative use of superglue can even have some pretty good sex. But If 
you only knew some of the adventures this has caused, maybe I'll 
tell them to you some time.


A cold day of hell.
I was always a weird kid but that night was just too weird for me. 
Some college buddies of mine were getting together to play a weird 
game of poker. Each person wrote down a strange dare and used it as 
betting chips. The winner gets to choose one of the dares for the 
looser but nobody knows what the dare cards say (we fold them in 
half) and only the writer and the winner see it before the looser 
get to do it or have all the dares forced on him. To make it even 
more wild we made a rule that said that all those who fold (and 
avoid loosing) have to drink a shot of tequila. Needless to say it 
was a short trip to rip roaring drunk. And several of the dares had 
become crimes, like stealing Liquid Nitrogen from the Chem Lab. Most 
of us couldn't even read our cards anymore but we played on. At one 
point the bets got weird and sexual. And then came the hand that 
only the devil could have dealt. My best freind lost the hand with a 
pair of aces (I mean what are the odds that four others would get 
better hands then a pair of aces?). But Mitch won and man oh man did 
he pick the worst dare of all.
"Put your dick in the liquid Nitrogen."
And of all the times to refuse he chose the one where everyone had 
picked a form of genital torture as a joke thinking that no one 
would pick their dare.
I still feel guilty to this day. Mitch grabbed my buddy Dave and 
held him down. The first dare he picked up was pour tabasco sauce 
into his urethra, and did he ever scream. We just watched as Mitch 
drunkenly carried out the next card tie off his dick and balls with 
a rubber band and use the vacume to fill it with as much blood a 
possible. Man I have never seen a dick that swollen and purple in my 
life. The third card read soak your dick in rubbing alcohol and 
light it on fire, girls don't even shreik like he did. Then Mitch 
read the next to last card, and brought over the liquid nitrogen and 
submersed Daves genitals into it reaching just short of the rubber 
band. Ignoreing Daves wails of agony Mitch read the last card to 
himself. He left the room breifly and moved Dave back to his chair. 
Then with a sudden move that surprised us all Mitch drunkenly held a 
nail against the head of Daves frozen solid dick and swung a hammer 
at it. We all knew Mitch was too drunk to aim well but still we had 
no idea that it would happen like this. The hammer missed by a mile, 
at least it missed the nail. Have you ever seen a rubber ball thats 
been dipped in Liquid nitrogen shatter like glass. Now picture four 
suddenly sober men standing around an unconcious man with only a few 
frozen shard of his manhood left infront of a rubberband turniquet. 
Out of guilt for writing the dare to nail someones dick to his chair 
I called the hospital and swept the shards of dick into a jar of 
preservative (an earlier bet). We never saw Dave again but he wrote 
us to tell us he understands that no one meant it to go this far. 
All of us have quit playing the game, accept Mitch. He now plays one 
on one dare poker with the new girl, I think her name is Dana or 
something starting with a D. Which is kind of Ironic since it was 
Mitch who destroyed a man whose name started with a... oh my god! 
(Screams heard in the background)

Nuts and blots.
Shrinking potions are great fun, if your carful. I wasn't and man do 
I ever regret it. I got the recipe from my grandmother. The first 
thing I did was go to the gym and take a drink infront of the girls 
lockerroom. I squeezed under the door and witnessed one of my 
boyhood fantasies. The second time I used a longer lasting dose and 
made the worlds smallest smoking pipe from a splinter of wood. The 
thing I learned the second time was that I was going to need a mini 
toilet if I was going to stay small for so long. I built a tiny one 
from a thimble and a tiny hexagonal nut. The next time I shrank 
myself down for a entire day and built a tiny model house that was 
simple but nice (I precut all the peices earlier so they just needed 
the detail work done to finish). I had to go to the bathroom again 
but I wasn't sure if I should wait for another thirty seconds to 
grow and use the big one or just go now. My body opted for now, so 
as fast as my little legs could carry me I was on the the toilet. As 
I sat on the toilet doing my bussiness I examined the smoking pie 
from the day before and realised that it wasn't very good. For 
starters even the shrunken me couldn't fit my finger into the tabaco 
hole so... Wait a second, I could yesterday. Oh man I was growing. 
Suddenly the toilet seemed way too small, I tried to stand up but 
the seat came with me. The tiny hexagonal nut was snuggly wrapped 
around my genitals and getting tighter by the second. Quckly I 
waddled to the house to get my miny hacksaw. But it was no good, my 
hand was already as big as the nut and growing by the second. Soon 
the pain was too much and I crumpled to the ground writhing in 
agony. It took ten eternally painful minutes for me to reach my full 
size again and when I did I strugg

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