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Bad time at the old folks home

Taken from a real story

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My parents decided when My dad Mike was 49, and my  mon June, was 53, 
that they did not want any maintenance, or cleaning work. They also 
didn't want the constant noise of kids playing near their home, caus 
it distracted Mom while letting Dad make love to her, she did it out 
of her love of him, as she had a Hysterectomy a few years earlier and 
no longer got aroused by him .

Also dad had a minor heart attack a few years earlier, so they wanted 
to have instant access to doctors. So they needed a small place to 
live, without the work, nor the risk of not having instant access to 
doctors. That's what they thought they wanted alright.



So they found a senior community where they had to pay a Very large 
sum up front, ($ 250,000) and they could live there as long as they 
lived. Well they sold their home, cashed all of their stocks, Bonds 
etc, and came up with the cash. There were a trained nursing staff, 
and at least two doctor at the medical building right there in the 
complex.



 They moved in, and five days later, their hopes of a worry free life 
died. There was a seemingly small thing that they had not thought 
through. For safety reasons, there were no locks on the doors of each 
apartment, so if a medical emergency occurred, the nurses, and 
doctors could get in instantly. 



The orderlies that did the cleaning had regular hours, and they were 
predictable. As were the times that food was brought to each 
apartment if You did mot want to eat in the cafeteria. But with the 
first few days of getting settled in, they never realized that there 
were several visits each day, by Social workers, Nurses, a Dietician, 
etc..



So after five days of getting every thing put away, dad was Horny, 
and wanted to make love with his sexy wife, he whipped out his stiff  
8" Cock, and walked into the bedroom where she was resting. When she 
saw him standing in front of her, getting ready to stick his 
monstrous dick in her mouth, she groaned, got up and pulled off her 
sun dress, reveling her shapely naked body, as dad forbad her to wear 
any undies under her clothes. They were making love in the afternoon, 
when in walked the Social worker, and  instead of everyone being 
embarrassed, and the Social workers leaving, she got very angry, and 
asked just what they thought they were doing?



Dad, getting a little hot under the collar, said that it was 
perfectly clear what they were doing, and if she would just leave, 
they bloody well  would continue. She told them that any sexual 
encounters were strictly against the rules. They were incredulous, 
got dressed, and went down to the office, where they were told that 
it was a rule set up to protect both the Community Members, and the 
staff .



After all they could not have old men running around exposing 
themselves, frightening the single ladies, and perhaps even taking 
advantage of some women who were not quite as alert as they were in 
younger days. Then they said that its clause 7 in your lease, and 
binding on you both. My dad was livid, and told the manager that no 
mealy mouthed bean counter was going to get between him, and his wife.



Three days later a nurse walked in on them while they were again 
trying to make love, she reported them to the office. They were 
called down, told that they had been warned, they were still 
violating the rules, and that had to be stopped.  Dad asked just how 
in the Hell the manager thought that he could stop them from making 
love?



He answered that he had already done so, as he pushed the red button 
that called in two orderlies, he told my mom that her room was 
changed, and that from now on she would be sharing a room with a very 
nice lady. My mom just started to cry then, and my dad started 
towards the manager calling him a worthless bastard, as the two 
orderlies restrained him. A Nurse cam in with a injection for my dad 
to calm him down.



They called me, I got my attorney to look at the lease, and he said 
that it was very well written. Most likely it could not be broken, 
and still get the $250,000 back, at least without a long, and costly 
fight. He also said that there was another clause #9 that was signed 
by both my mother, and father.



This clause #9 said that it was in the best interests of all 
concerned, that clause 7 be stickily enforced.  It also says that 
this clause requires all of the residents to allow what ever 
modifications the management sees fit, to bring them into compliance 
with clause 7.  They always have the right to refuse, but in so 
doing, they were Both waving any further rights to the $250,000, on 
deposit, and that they would leave within 6 hours of the refusal.



We agreed that with both clause 7 and clause 9 being clear and signed 
separately by both of them, they could either stay there without sex, 
or move, and try to live off of my dads pension. So I called my Dad  
back, and gave him the bad news. I also said that while they could 
not make love at the site, they were only a half mile from my house, 
and they could go there any days they wanted, and use the spare 
bedroom, so it would at least he would not be in the land of noki-
nono. 



Dad laughed, and said; "Son You've grown to be quite a man, and I 
will throughly enjoy your offer."  Good Dad, after all you and Mom 
still have a very nice place to live. You are also young enough to 
enjoy all of the pleasures of a good sex life.



This was as good a solution as we could come up with, and for four 
months, all went as planed . After four months, with no further rule 
breaking, they applied to be put back in the same room. The 
management agreed, but reminded them of the fact that, if they were 
ever caught having sex again, they would have to chose between sex, 
and living there as Clause # 9 dictated.



 One month later, on a bright sunny morning, Mon woke first, and as 
she started to get up, she looked to her right, and dad had a full 
piss hardon sticking up under the sheet. She pulled back the sheet so 
she could Look at it, thinking "If he wakes up now, he'll want to 
fuck me, and then I' ll have to put up with his smelly sweat, and his 
stinking cum, I'll have to douche, and shower both." She  loved Mike, 
even though he like most men, thought entirely too much of his Cock, 
but a quick jerk off would serve to stop him from being able to fuck 
her, So she gently stroked it, trying not to wake him.



As her hand  touched his Cock-head, she thought, "why don't men lose 
interest in sex like we women do?"  So thinking, she stroked it all 
of the way to it's base, so she could suck it to speed him up, and 
get it over with, as she swallowed his eight inches and her lips were 
touching his hairy balls, the door opened, and the dietitian walked 
in. Taking one look, she yelled, "That's Not on Your Diet June, spit 
it out NOW!"



Several hours passed, and there was no call to go see the manager, 
Lunch came, and it was as usual, quite good. The soup was a real 
treat, it was the first time they had soup as a first course other 
then on sundays. After lunch, they both felt a little sleepy from all 
that great food, and decided to take a nap.



When June awoke, the nurse was just putting a empty syringe down on 
the tray next to her as she wiped a slightly sore spot on her ass 
with a #1 Alcohol towelet, and lowered the edge of surgical scrub 
outfit back down over June's ass. Mike was Strapped naked, on a 
Gynecological exam table with his feet and legs tightly bound in the 
stirrups, his legs were spread so far apart that she knew he would be 
sore for days, and his Cock and balls had  been shaved by a good 
looking Red Head Nurse, who was just wiping the last of the shaving 
gel off of him with  a large #4 Alcohol towelet. June was lying on a 
Gurney next to his exam table, naked except for a surgical scrub 
outfit, open at the back. 



June asked what is going on here? We were in the lounge taking a nap, 
when we woke up, we are here, and Mike's got his Cock, and balls 
shaved, Why? The redhead looked over at her, and said; June, it is 
time to chose between sex, and living here.



 June said; "We want to live here!" "Good choice June," said the 
nurse, now when he wakes up, if Mike agrees, we can fix the 
situation, and move on from here." The nurse finished wiping his 
balls, laid down the 4" by 4" Alcohol towelet, and gave six 
injections  to his ball sack, 3 to each Ball, His Cock base on the 
exact middle of it's bottom where it joined his ball sack, both sides 
near where it joined his body, the Glans where it had the pee slit, 
as well as six more near the joint to the rest of the shaft under the 
rim, and two different types to his ass. 



June thought; "that's a funny thing to do", as he got the last 
injection, he woke up.  While the nurse was at the other end of the 
room, June went over to her dazed husband, and kissed him on the 
forehead, and whispered, "Honey we have to chose between having sex 
here, and living here, with Miles house so close, let's just tell 
them we chose to stay here, OK?" he shook his head to clear it, and 
said Yeah ok.



She called over the nurse, and told her that they both choose to stay 
here, with No more sex. The nurse asked Mike if he agreed, and he 
said yes. Good, now I will tell the manager, and the Doctor that You 
agree, so we can precede.



June was slowly feeling so good, nothing on earth was of any 
importance, and she let out a little giggle as she playfully pinched 
mike's ball sack, and he did not feel it. So she pinched as hard as 
she could, and he still could not feel anything at all. Then she 
grabbed his Cock, and jerked it out as far as she could with her left 
hand, and with her strong nurse's grip she squeezed his dickhead as 
hard as she could using her right hand, with no affect at all.



The doctor was by then standing in the doorway, and smiled at her, 
her Raven Black Hair pulled up into a bun, so it would not compromise 
Mike's sterility. Well, I see that you have checked the Novocain for 
me June, that was very nice of you, thank you. "Your Very Wellcome" 
She said as the Valium injection started to really  take hold. 



Now I want to ask a few questions June, and have You both sign some 
consent papers, so we can proceed with the Final Solution to your and 
Mike's Woes. Okey Dokey said June, that's just fine with me. The 
Young Doctor asked Mike, do You have any problem with inconvenient, 
pain causing Erections? Yeah Doctor Evilyn, You know the mess we keep 
getting into cause I keep getting Hardons. -Yes I do Mike, would You 
say that as a result of these unwanted erections, which are caused by 
Your over-active testicles, that your happy life is in jeopardy? Of 
course it is doc., but how -It would be so much better for us all if 
only they would not keep causing you so much pain, right Mike? Yeah I 
guess so, Bu -Would You want me to take the pain away Mike?  Yeah I 
would, B -June, You have been listening to Mike and me talking about 
the extremely Painful possibly life threatening conditions his penis, 
and testicles are causing him, and you heard him ask me to remove 
them right? Uh Er Um Yeah Doc, I just heard him ask you to take away 
the pain, But he -Very Good June, as You are a registered Surgical 
nurse, would You care to assist me help Mike? Ah Yeah doctor Evilyn I 
would like to help You and mike. -Good, please read this consent 
form, while I explain it to mike in lay terms. OK Doc. 



Mike I think the way I can best help You, is to preform some minor 
and at your age, mostly cosmetic surgery, named Scrotectomy, 
Bilateral Orchieotomy, Penectomy, and Urethral relocation. This will 
help you to stay here at the community, You do want to stay don't 
You? Yes doc, but wha -I thought You would Mike, Now as that is the 
only way You can stay, do You want me to proceed?  Uh ER Um yes i 
guess so, but wha -Great Mike, As soon as both You and June sign the 
consent forms, we will fix You right up! June Did I just explain what 
WE am going to do to help the two of you stay here? Yes Doctor Bu -So 
then sign the form June, and Help mike sign it also. June  ,.,.,.,.  
Very Good June, now help mike, Mike .,.,.,.,.,

All right we are ready to start as soon as we Scrub up.



I saw the doc., lead June over to some stainless steel sinks, and 
watched as they washed up, her pert ass showing out of the open back 
of her scrub gown. 



Boy did I ever feel whoosey for some reason, I felt just like when 
the medics shot me up with morphine back when I was in Nam. That 
can't be it though, after all why would anyone want to give pain 
killers? Maybe I just aint all the way awake yet.



Then I remembered that my Cock and balls were numb, and that June 
said that the redhead nurse shot them full of Novocaine, Why? O well 
what does it matter, I know everything is working out the best it 
can, now what did the sexy  good looking doctor say she was going to 
do to help me???? Boy I haven't felt this relaxed in years, I think I 
will jack off, o,,,, I forgot, I can't feel my Cock and balls.  



Ok June, that's good, now let them air dry under the hot air blower, 
just like I am. Sure doc, I am a nurse remember, Giggle hehehe look 
at him trying to play with his stupid Cock Doc, with all the Shit the 
nurse shot it and his balls with, he won't ever be able to get them 
to work Giggle.  Well it can get hard again, from visual sexual 
stimulants, but your right about his never getting it to work, cum I 
mean, but then you know that, you read the consent form, and know 
when he leaves the OR, he will be as smooth between his legs as 
Barbie's Eunuch boy friend Ken.



Giggle hehehe Giggle, Yeah, he won't pester me to fuck him ever 
again, this won't hurt him will it doc?  NO, he won't feel a thing 
honey, but he will be a little sore down there for some weeks to 
come. Giggle hehehe Giggle, cum, he won't be doing that ever again 
will he sweet doctor Evilyn, ooow I feel sexy hot, that's the one bad 
thing about a man, they only think of their stiff Cock, never of 
their wife's stiff Clit, right Evilyn?



Well well theirs more to you then meets the eye June, here how does 
it feel when I stroke Your clit like this, with some of your naturel 
lubricants from your pussy lips? Emmm, that's more like it, he never 
knew I was Bi you know, but now thinking about it, I guess I am all 
lesbian now. That's just as well honey, cause after we get done with 
him, he won't have anything between his legs, except a asshole, for 
gay men looking for a sub, to fuck, and then he can suck their Shit 
covered Cocks afterwards.



He's watching us June, see how even your preferring a woman sexually 
gets his Useless Cock hard, men are so dam stupid, they get excited 
at the smell of a juicy hot pussy, even when they are tied to a table 
with their legs tied wide apart, making their crotch so deliciously 
vulnerable to us.  Yeah that feels so dam good, he has a big one too, 
8 inches long and two and a half across the shaft, with the head a 
half inch thicker across the rim, it always made my cunt feel like he 
was going to rip it apart. Well, now you can give him what he has 
cumming June, would you like his set as a trophy? YEAH!!



But I don't want to have to keep it in a jar of formalin though can 
we have it tanned, and stuffed, so I can leave it out on the coffee 
table for the other ladies to pick up and play with, while we play 
cards? What a great idea June, it may even get me some more Cocks, 
and balls to cut off. That's GoooooOOOOODDDD))))))),,, Ahhhh! That 
was so fucking good, thank You Evilyn, now shell we get started on 
him while it is still big? Sure lets do it to it!



Well Mike, lets get started solving this whole mess that your Cock, 
and balls have gotten us into, let's start by tying your hands to the 
table at your sides like this. Very good June, would you like to 
explain the procedures to your husband, or should I do it? Mike do 
you see where Evilyn is drawing those bright Blue lines on your Body, 
next to Your Stiff Cock, well that's where she has to make a few cuts 
to reach your pelvic bone to scrape loose the ligaments that hold the 
back end of your Cock to it and anchor it there.



Using a skin scalpel, she will make one cut from 1/2" to her left of 
the underside midline of the penis, and scrotum, clockwise around the 
base of your Cock, to 1/2" to the right of the penial midline. After 
that she must circle cut around the entire base of your Cock, deep to 
the end of the root, with a Cauterizing scalpel. Slicing  through the 
ligaments and all other tissue, including all of the nerves, except 
the blood vessels.



 Those she has to double suture, all of them, to and from your Cock, 
as well as the tube holding the urethra. After that, she must cut 
between the sutures so as to prevent Amy bleeding from either your 
body, or your cut off Cock.  Next she will using the Cauterizing 
scalpel, slice off your scrotum, leaving it's top attached to Your 
Cock skin by that 1"wide piece left uncut for that purpose. 



At that point, she cam place Your Cock, and scrotum anywhere she 
wants, till later. Perhaps in a convenient body cavity, Yours or 
ours.  After that, she has to double suture all of the blood vessels, 
Cords etc., attaching your balls to your body.



Then she has to cut between the sutures so as to prevent any bleeding 
from either your body, or your tied off Balls. Which could caus 
either dangerous Blood loss, or infection after we close the wound. 
we will use surgical glue so as to not have to remove sutures later, 
and also to keep Your Crotch looking pretty for me. It leaves very 
little scarring.



After all of that, she must cut a small v shaped opening through the 
skin of your crotch, half way between where Your balls had been, and 
Your ass hole. Next she must again using the Cauterizing scalpel, 
slice  through  all of the tissue, including all of the nerves 
between the skin, and the tube holding the urethral remnant. Which by 
using a bent forceps, can be forced down the Cauterized opening to 
the crotch, where it will also be glued in place, and a Foley 
catheter inserted into it and into his bladder where it will be held 
in place for a week by the inflated balloon just inside the bladder.



Well Mike what do you think about that? I can't  say I like it June, 
but if that's  what You want, then that's what I will have to get 
used to, won't I?

So that's what we did to help mike and me stay in my new home, and he 
is a very good  Eunuch now, he even helps the ladies who come to my 
twice weekly card games, relax and enjoy a good oral sex session, as 
well as the two or three who want him to strap on his old Cock and 
balls, which are now almost eleven inches long due to what had been 
hidden deep inside his body, and Fuck them silly.



Sexecuter
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I got the idea for this from a real posting complaining about the 
hard time one of those expensive pay up front senior home complexes 
had given the author's parents.  Even copied and only slightly 
modified the sex descriptions between the father and mother. (I 
spiced them up a bit) In the real story, the son didn't say anything 
about castration, but he did say that after what ever they did do, 
that his young venial dad was a broken man, and that he died of 
heartbreak about a year later. It may be awful in real life, but it 
makes a good fantasy don't it.

Limpone