Naked and Wondering

It was night and new years hour was almost upon, and all was well for Josh. He was at the best party he had ever been to and was enjoying the luscious taste of alcohol and experiencing those never ending spasms of euphoria; entitled drunkenness.

His friend Glen had hosted this party and it had been months in the planning. The inner circle of Glen and Thomas had been organizing the people the food the drink and the venue for what seemed like forever. The final plans had placed them at Glen’s house, which was a one storey, wide based house with plenty of room. You could walk out the lounge room glass doors and be in the front yard, which overlooked the surrounding hills which sloped towards the sea, they were at this hour covered in glittering lights.

There were about fifteen people at the new years eve party, ten guys who had been friends since the start of high school, and five chicks, who were only there because Thomas was going out with Kelly, and everyone was ‘friends’ now. Glen’s parents were away, which was very convenient for what Glen had planned for his party guests.

Josh was very drunk and he was trying to remember why he was naked. He looked around at the other party guests and noticed that they were also undressed. Everyone was really drunk, except for Glen, who never drank. Glen was sitting near AJ, they were both naked on the couch, just inside the glass doors, AJ was currently unconscious and Glen was taking advantage of AJ’s private parts. AJ’s rather large penis was throbbing in Glen’s hand. Josh reckoned that it was about 8 inches long, only half an inch bigger than his own. Glen also had his hand over his crotch, playing with himself.

Josh came to the window for a closer look at the proceedings, everyone seemed to be paying no attention to what was transpiring on the couch, they were all to busy giving each other drunken kisses and David and Shannon were comparing the sizes of their dicks, Josh gave them a smile as he crept closer to the couch.

The alcohol got the better of him and Josh fell over and smashed his wrist on the tiles, he lay there in a drunken haze until the pain subsided. He pulled himself up to a sitting position and was level with Glens spread legs. Glen didn’t even look down at Josh; he was too busy playing with AJ'slarge cock. The lure of Aj's saggy scrotum was too much temptation for Glen and he brought his other hand over to play with the two bulging balls and the hairy sac.

Josh couldn’t believe his eyes when Glen removed his hand from his groin, because where there was supposed to be a penis, there was nothing, There was a small patch of pubic hair, beneath which hung Glen’s large ball sac. Josh fell back on his hands and tried to push away from the strange sight that was laid out in front of him. But his wrist that he had previously smashed on the tiles gave way and he collapsed on the floor, his head opened on top and blood started to drip onto his face because he quickly sat up. The blood continued to poor down over his shoulder and bare chest. It hit his abdomens and followed the rise and fall of his six-pack. Josh’s 17 year old body felt like it was 50 at this stage, the alcohol was really catching up with him and the sight of his own blood made him feel sick, and to top it off Glen’s dickless crotch now was only 6 inches from his face as Glen extended a helping hand to help the smaller frame of Josh up off the floor.

“You don’t look well, Josh, come into my room and I’ll clean you up.” Glen said as Josh reluctantly took his friends hand.

Josh stood shakingly and gave a weird look into his friends smiling face. “Why am I naked and bleeding, and where the fuck is your cock?” Josh grabbed Glen’s shoulder to steady himself.

“Come into my room and I’ll clean you up, and I’ll offer an explanation to your questions.” Glen said rather peacefully, in a tone that made Josh feel as if everything was going to be all right

Josh was half carried into Glen’s room. The rest of the party watched them go and thought nothing of them going off together, Glen was always the one to help a friend who was in trouble. Everyone else was getting ready for the new years countdown, and they loved the fact that they were all naked and were wondering why they had never done it before. It had all be Glen’s idea which he put to them a couple of hours ago in a party game.

Glen shuffled the smaller Josh through the door and dumped him on the bed. Glen turned around and locked the door.

“What are you doing Glen, why did you lock the door.” Josh asked, his head was getting clearer now that he was on a soft bed.

“Just because. We wouldn’t want anyone to see us naked would we?” Glen jokingly answered to a face that looked like it had been in a battle with a knife. The blood on Joshes head was running slowly but was covering just about all of his face.

“Lie down, I’ll get the tissues and wipe you down.”

“Josh lied on the bed and followed the naked body of his friend around the room as it went about getting the equipment to clean him up. Glen finally came to be standing at the end of the bed looking down at Josh. Josh put his hand over his groin as blood began to fill the inside of his penis. Watching the tanned, muscled and dickless body of his friend was tuning him on. Josh moved his hand to cover his swelling penis.

“Don’t be ashamed Josh, you have a really big penis I hear, let me see it.”

Josh moved his hands away and his 7 1/2 inch circumcised cock sprung and swayed to a half erection and steadily rose to full attention. It was perfectly straight; there was not even the slightest bend in it at all, unlike AJ's he had seen earlier which curved slightly to the left. Josh never thought he had a big penis; his 15-year-old brother Jesiah had a bigger penis than him. Josh always thought it was because his bro was uncut, but the books say different, he wished his parents had had some sense of continuity and cut his brother as well, so he could have known.

“Now that is a really big, really nice looking penis, Josh.” Glen commented

“I wish I could return the comment, Glen. Where is your fucking penis, man.”

Glen looked down at his empty crotch, and gave it a rub. He held onto his balls for a second and then let them drop, Josh watched their pendulum motion.

“I guess I owe you an explanation.” Glen moved over to the bed and started wiping the drying blood off Josh’s face and body. He tried to wipe the blood that had flowed into his pubic hair of his crotch but it wasn’t coming off. Josh looked like a big red mess, but at least the blood had stopped flowing and he was sought of clean. Glen reached out and grabbed Josh’s dick and started to massage it. Josh lolled back into the pillow and let out a quiet moan. Glen began his explanation.

“When I was fourteen I cut off my own penis because I was angry with myself for being gay. I took a knife and sliced it off at the base. Then I cut it into little bits so it couldn’t be reattached. I didn’t want the thing. It was 9 inches long and had the wickedest cut, high and tight, just the right way. I used to jack off day and night and I became addicted to my penis. I saw the only way to stop the behaviour was to remove the cause, so off it went.”

“Shit man, what did your parents say” Josh asked.

“They actually don’t know, they were away at the time and my older brother found me and drove me to a clinic where he knew the nurse. She managed to stitch me up well enough, and I was on my feet in a couple of days. I don’t ever regret doing it, it saved me I think.”

“Your parents don’t know, but can’t they tell by looking at you when you’re clothed?” Josh probed.

“Well you never knew did you, and I haven’t had a penis for 3 year now, and we see each other just about every day.” Glen smiled. He was still stroking Josh’s penis, and Josh knew his load was ready to blow any minute.

“But what about the swimming carnival and the beach outings at school, I’ve seen you in Speedos.”

“I used a prosthetic under them, to make it look like I had a dick, it’s been only at this party that I have been ready to let people know I have no dick.” Glen was getting more vigorous on Joshes penis.

“How do you piss” Josh was panting heavily in between the words, he was about to shoot it up.

“I pull my balls aside and I push down on what’s left of the base. A bit messy but it works.” Glen watched as Josh blew all over himself, the white slime ended up mainly on Glens cheek and on Josh’s bare chest. Glen leaned in to lick it up.

Josh whispered into his ear as his head go close. “I want you to cut my penis off, but I want to cut your balls off. Does that sound like a fair trade?”

Glen pulled back and grinned. “ I thought you would never ask, I have been meaning to get rid of these annoying things anyway.” Glen fondled his massive balls in their massive sac.

Glen rolled on top of Josh and reached his bedside table, he opened the draw and pulled out a sharp pocketknife. Glen gave it to josh as he sat up. He reached over and grabbed Glen’s massive scrotum. Glen started to gather the bed sheets in his hand to stop the bleeding that was going to follow. Josh held the sac and gave a quick twist of the knife and before he knew it he was holding a warm chunk of scrotum and testicles in his hand. Blood started to drip down his wrist. Josh looked at the knife and then at the flesh in his hand, he chucked it away as if it were deadly.

The entire colour had drained out of Glen’s face and Josh could tell he was in pain. One of Glen’s hands was holding the now blood soaked bed sheet towards his crotch, his hand was shaking from the pain. “Now its you turn, Josh.”

Josh handed him the knife and Glen took it with his free hand. Josh held out his semi erect penis and shut his eyes.

Josh didn’t even feel the blade slice away his manhood, at first all he felt was his arm move away from his body still holding his penis, as the blade detached it and the laws of physics carried his hand holding his penis upwards. He opened his eyes and was greeted by a bloody sight, he looked in his hand and saw his perfect penis lying there, he unclenched it, leaving palm and fingerprints of blood all over its smooth surface. Josh looked down and saw nothing where his penis used to be but a small flow of blood and a scrotum that looked bigger than usual. Josh looked over at Glen, but his friends great body was doubled over on top of himself, with his legs underneath his back.

And then he felt the pain. It surged through him like molten sliver filing a mould, a pain that made his voice yell for all it was empowered. The last thing he remembered was falling forward, still clasping his penis in his hand, his face ended up on Glen’s groin, his heavy breathing from his nostrils made Glen’s pubic hair sway to and fro, and then darkness drew across his vision and he wondered what he had done to his beautiful body.

Josh woke up in hospital. He was lying naked under a sheet in an intensive care ward. His parents were a blur off in the distance talking to a man in a white coat; his friends all had their clothes back on and were standing beside his bed.

He groggily reached for his penis; he could not feel anything in that area and he wondered if his recollection of the events he thought had only just aspired minutes ago were true. Time is relative to the individual he remembered and he wondered how long he had been lying here.

His friends looked concerned and they knew he was starting to stir. He finally got his hand to his crotch; he fiddled around and found his penis where it should be.

Josh snapped out of his groggy phase immediately and sat up, pulling several leads off his bare chest and making the monitors beep in alert, he flung the sheet aside and he and all his friends stared at his penis, it had a ring of stitches around it’s base.

They had sewn it back on.

Josh couldn’t believe his predicament. First he lost it in his drunken state and thought he was going to have to live with that choice and now here it was back on his youthful body, then he realized all his friends were looking.

AJ just stared dumb founded, “Wow, looks like Glen really cut you bad, lucky that doctor is good at what he does.”

Josh just stared blankly at his friend. He could make out the outline of his massive penis hidden beneath his jeans. AJ was the only friend to make a move, he reach down and pulled the bed sheet from the floor and helped Josh cover himself. His other friends took their cue, and left, wishing Josh well as they walked out to the waiting room. AJ sat on the side of the bed, and reached across Josh and pushed him back into a laying position and covered him further.

“What happened AJ, where’s Glen?” Josh blurted out in a croaky voice.

AJ looked away and said nothing. He finally stared at his feet and spoke “Glen’s dead, Josh. The paramedics said he lost too much blood. It was lucky Thomas and me found you both when we did, we heard you screaming, and we smashed the door down. Everyone was really worried.”

“Glen’s dead?”

“Yeah sorry, Josh, he cut his scrotum off and then he must of attacked you. You’re lucky to be alive.”

Josh reached for his attached penis under the covers, and felt around the base, He guessed he was lucky. He still had his Cock.

And what more could a teenager ask for.

The End