Men With Penises Now in the Minority

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For the first time, in a trend that will reshape the destiny of the sexes, more men lack penises than have them.

Estimates show that just over half of America's men have been born without the once-defining characteristic of males. Genetic engineering is phasing them out in a trend applauded by women and men alike.

"This is a milestone in sexual engineering," said geneticist Laura Smith. "The average man is now incapable of penetrating a woman. Men are happier, more compliant, and able to let women control their sexuality."

In some places, a penis is an oddity. On nude beaches, they are no-shows. Few men dare to show them among today's assertive, powerful women and their fellow men.

Many young girls admit it's a disconcerting thing to see on a man.

"I'm so used to seeing men with nothing but a little sac between their legs," said one 16-year-old. "That's the way it should be. On one first date last year, I reached into my boyfriend's pants and felt that awful thing. It freaked me out. Now, I make sure to find out before we get too far with each other."

Sexual behavior has radically changed over the past decades. The dominant activity is for men to perform oral sex on their girlfriends and wives. Women buy strap-ons with the enthusiasm they once reserved for vibrators. Men have transformed themselves

from penetrators to penetratees. Sexual engineering has allowed men's rectums to become stretchier, thus making them good candidates for anal sex, which they have overwhelmingly embraced.

Threesomes involving two men and a woman are so common that there are no X-rated movies made without them. Men are very comfortable loving other men. Most adult movies show men rubbing their penisless crotches together.

Rape is down 85% over the past century. Indeed, female rape of men is up, a trend likely to continue as men's posteriors have become so much more vulnerable.

This engineering has also created interesting twists. Many men and women are now born without body hair.

"That's one of the things I like best," says Sherry, a 24-year-old writer. "I don't have to be offended by stinky balls when I touch a man."

Many women are now engineered with large clitorises through which they can urinate. Men find this very attractive. Indeed, men's urinals are becoming less common in men's rooms and more common in women's rooms. Most men now sit to urinate.

The women's movement was largely behind the gradual loss of the penis. In their quest to create a better world, women had, as one put it, "no time to cater to those things. They're always so demanding. And they call us women demanding." Eventually, women came to see men's organs as useless and irrelevant. So mothers programmed their sons to be born without them. Now, a generation of men is finding relief in being penisless down there.

"I look at some guys I know, and they're just slaves to their penises," says Mark, a computer programmer. "I'm so glad I have no desire to stick anything of mine into a woman the way these guys do."

And the move is on to rid the world of penises that already exist. Penectomies are cheaper than ever. Penis-cutting is officially allowed as a penalty for rape, with the victim allowed to do the cutting. Women who cut them off out of spite are rarely prosecuted. Female singers routinely sing about wishing their men would cut theirs off, as in the song "Be a Man" by The Dominants:

I'm telling you it's not enough,

To show me that thing when you're in the buff.

Cut it off, cut if off

You'll know I'm happy

And I'll know you're really tough,

When you cut it off.

Be a man. Be a man.

Some women even refuse to marry a man unless he first cuts off his penis.

When penectomies are figured into the totals, about 65% of today's men lack their male appendages.

Estimates are that by 2240, the human penis will be extinct.