Kashtan, the Transgender Dreamland

If you are one of them, I suggest you to visit Kasthan, our lovely country. Located deep inside the Sahara desert, Kashtan is a haven for people who wanted to experience Arabian hospitality.

Yes, Kashtan is a dry country. But it is also very beautiful. No need to become thirsty or hungry here, because there are eight natural wells and four natural Oasises that gave life to our country. Desert flowers abound, and in the areas around the Oasis, we can grow our food and especially palm dates, which are amongst our source of income. We also have sheep and goats, which are well fed and fetch handsome prices on the markets.

Do not think of our country as just another fundamentalistic Muslim country. Up here, the laws of the Koran and Hadith has been reinterpreted to the wish of our Sheik, who are a humanitarian and a man of reason. Our women here are not veiled, and we respect people from other beliefs. All those cruel punishments like beheading and mutilation has been replaced by forced labours and expulsions. And we welcome all scientific and technological advances from the West.

The capital of Kashtan is called Waha-Ali, which means the oasis of Ali. The Ali dynasty has been rulers of Kashtan for centuries. They are descendants from those Berber tribes who fiercely resisted Western colonization and recognizes no boundaries of present-day Arab countries. To the Berbers, there are no Tunisia, no Algiers, no Libya, no Egypt. To them, the entire Sahara Desert is their country, and nobody could change that.

Due to their pride and their independence, the Berbers makes perfect mercenaries. The Romans used them. The Carthaginians employed them. After they embraced Islam, they have become somewhat more pacified, but still, to the modern North African governments of today (and to the Western colonials of old), they are unsubjugated barbarians, who likes to plunder, steal, smuggle, trade illegal goods, breach borders and set fire to oil pipes just for the fun of it. The nomadic lives of the Berbers makes it harder for the government to catch them, and they know the Sahara like the back of their hands.

While they might sound like uncultured, unprincipled cannibals on your ears, let me assure you, that they are amongst the kindest, most hospitable people on the face of Allah’s green earth. The Berbers have this unwritten law, that if someone shows kindness to them, they will repay tenfold. Allow me to tell you a story to illustrate this interesting traits of the Berbers.

Once upon a time, there was a person named Jack Mossel. He was an American, a con man, who lives in Paris, France. Even though he was a con man, he is, at heart, a kind man. When one of our Sheik visited Paris, Jack befriended him and showered him with kindness. Our Sheik was moved by this act of friendship and he swore that he will replay Jack’s kindness tenfold.

One day, the French government wanted to arrest Jack because they finally aware of his criminal activities. Jack escaped to Kashtan, where our Sheik Ali accepted him with open arms. Not just that, Sheik Ali arranged a most unusual way for Jack to help him become a free man.

Using his immeasurable wealth, Sheik Ali bought the latest surgical technology and use it to turn Jack into a woman. Well, half-woman actually. Jack has been transformed into Jacqueline, a beautiful woman with gorgeous body. Jacqueline is a lady in every way, except for one thing, that she has a penis in place of a clitoris. And she has a testicle embedded deep inside her body, so she can cum like a man. Using this new sexual identity, Jacqueline was able to return to France, under the guise of being “Sheik Ali’s adopted sister”, and lived happily in Paris for the rest of her life.

Seeing this succesful transformation ticks Sheik Ali’s business instinct. He sets up a special clinic, called a Transgender Parlour. Into his clinic came dozens of men who wanted to become women, and indeed, they left the Parlour as beautiful woman, just like Jacqueline. Within a few years later, Kashtan were flooded with transexuals who always wanted to be women, and, for a reasonable price, they all get what they wished for.

One of the unusual operation that Sheik Ali’s clinic had done is a special surgery for the poor little Amran. Amran was an 8 years old Egyptian boy who got a terrible accident when he was undergoing his circumcision. A terrorist’s bomb exploded near his house, making the doctor lost his concentration, and his scalpel slipped, cutting Amran’s penis head off. Amran’s parents were understandably sad. A relative of the Sheik heard about this accident and arranged so that Amran and his parents could fly to Kashtan and have him admitted to the Transgender Parlour.

When Amran arrived, doctor Inga, doctor Aisha and doctor Elle (the three surgeons who operated the parlour) examined him, and declared that his condition can be repaired. By grafting a penis head of a man (who does not wish to be a man anymore) to Amran’s penis, they were able to restore Amran back into manhood. In fact, Amran had an added bonus, for it was a penis head of an adult that is grafted into his own, and when he become a man, he had such a large penis head, that he instantly becomes popular amongst the ladies.

So, if you ever had any problem with your genitals, I humbly suggests that you visit Kashtan, our country. I am sure you will enjoy your stay. Until next time!

Tiara