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***** All the guys that are girls... Oh the humanity... Oh the waste... So many of us just begging to be de-balled... Quickly (like 10 years before yesterday), but safely too if we can remain sane. ***** EVERY guy that still has his gonads wants them gone right away. It's tough enough to wait and wait if you are gay or straight, but pitty those who really need complete SRS (sex reconstruction surgery) to even feel like they are alive. The wait for them is absolutely fucking maddening. Time to begin a collection for a collection. This can be a win-sin situation for all. We just have to realize that every piece has its price. For example, we all know that scallops sold just miles inland from the sea are not really scallops but shark meat shaped as such. The same goes for human gonads -- when we order them, as we often do, at the many fine restaurants where they are on the menu, we often unkowingly get sheep or bull or some other species of culinary testes. We are shocked when we learn that the so-called fresh-fried boy balls we paid up to $30 for were actually from something tended by Little Bo Peep. We were ripped off, and not cheap. Time to solve the problem Quid Pro Quo. Something for something. The solution is right there in front of us, actually right there below us. Let every guy satiate his apetite for stir-fried testicles by having his own testicles served up. And for the many men who have become vegetarians by choice, let them sell their sell their surplus balls for profit. Trouble is, these obvious solutions are often the most difficult to achieve. When it comes to so many things, including our de-balling dilemma, mankind can be so stupid. Without prompt and proper action, so many continue to suffer -- the guys who want to give up those pesky sperm and testosterone sources once and for all; and the guys and gals who deserve the genuine article when they pay more than $20 for what are advertised as human gonads a la carte. Now, I didn't major in culinary arts, so I don't know how to get this solution underway, but it is way past time our only solutions remain underground. Not safe. Not the best return on investment. Like I said earlier, time to start a collection for a collection. A money-for-balls campaign. If the United Way can raise funds for so many good causes, can't we all chip in a little more for public-funded, safe and quick castrations. In addition to the United Way, we need a Separation Way -- the sensible community-oriented way for our balls to be gone. It's a no-brainer. The public funds can all be recovered by selling the fresh testes to restaurants (who need to be better monitored by the Better Business Bureau anyway to assure that when they advertise human testicles they are actually serving human testicles). Meanwhile, with the fried-brain people still in control, our balls remain in the fire when they should be in the frying pan.
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