A: The Clitless Club

Q: What do you call women with clits in Egypt ?

A: Tourists

Q: What’s the Taliban’s words for women with clits ?

A: Infidel bitch

Q: What kind of sex toys is deemed as ‘unmarketable’ in Egypt ?

A: Anything with clit teaser on it ( there is no clit to tease )

Q: If most Egyptian women are clitless, why is the clit pump sells better in Egypt than in America ?

A: It’s the perfect tool to do clitoridectomies

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Three Egyptian women are having coffee and talk about how stupid their husbands are.

Ameena: My husband bought this set of fitness equipments and never use them. Abdullah is fat like a cow.

Nabila: My husband Ahmed bought a lawnmower. We live in an apartment and don’t have a garden

Jamila: Last night after my husband, Ali took off to Thailand for a business trip, I open his drawer and found a cock ring with a clit teaser on it. What a stupid guy. He knows I’m clitless

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Q: How do you insult an Egyptian woman ?

A: Give her a clit teaser

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Here’s a list of movie produced by Pyramid Production in Cairo, most are rip off of Hollywood movies.

The Clitless Club ( The Cotton Club)

Clitless in Cairo ( Sleepless in Seattle)

Clitless ( Clueless)

Dude, where’s my clit? ( Dude, where’s my car ?)

Clithanger (Cliffhanger)

Cut Clit Island ( Cut Throat Island )

Q: What kind of piercing is not available in Egypt

A: Clit piercing ( There is no clit to pierce, lol )