Bad Movie Date

By: jon doe (eunuch@bmeworld.com)
[STRAIGHT] [PENECTOMY] Other: Near penectomy

A true story about my movie date gone awry because of a dumb idea.

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This is a true story.  About 6 years ago, when I was 16, I went out
on a date with this girl I had been wanting to date for years (her
name was Kelly).  Anyway, we decided to go to the movies.  She wore
a very short split skirt that drove me crazy.  All through the movie
she kept rubbing my thigh and giving me signals that she wanted to
fool around during the movie.  Well, I was incredibly horny.  I 
thought she might get a kick out of it if I took my dick out and let
her play with it.  Well, I got the brilliant idea to go out to the 
lobby, buy a big bucket of popcorn, go into the bathroom, punch a 
hole in the bottom of the bucket, stick my dick through the front of
my underwear, zip up, go back in and sit down, carefully and
inconspicuously take my cock out through my zipper, and stick it
through the bottom of the popcorn bucket into the popcorn.  Well,
this is exactly what I did.  God, I was so excited at the thought 
that eventually (after we ate enough popcorn) she would reach her
hand in there and suddenly feel my cock.  I'm sure I was leaking
precum all over that popcorn.  Well, sure enough, eventually she
reached her hand in and I felt her touch the head of my cock.
I could see the confusion on her face as she wondered what the hell
had been put in our bucket of popcorn.  She apparently thought it
was some foreign object that had fallen into the bucket and she 
tried to pull it out.  Of course, she soon got the idea just exactly
what was in the popcorn bucket.  I saw a strange look come over her
face.  She looked at me, smiled, and politely massaged the head
of my cock inside the bucket for the next 10 minutes.  It was
heaven. 
Then she excused herself. Said she needed my car keys to go out and 
get her makeup.  I gave her the keys. she left and came back about
5 minutes later.
Well, the movie ended about an hour after that.  We walked out of
the theatre.  Neither of us said a word about the popcorn incident
and it was starting to get a little awkward.  We got in the car, 
and she suggested we go someplace quiet and park.  I gladly did 
just that.  But as I put the car in park, a cord was placed over
my head and my neck was held tightly to the headrest of the car.
I could breathe, but could not move.  then my hands were grabbed and
pulled behind my seat, and I heard the click of handcuffs bind 
my hands together.  I looked into my rearview mirror and saw two
of Kelly's friends back there. 
Kelly then got relly pissed, told me that these were her friends, 
that she had called them when she excused herself from the theatre
and that they were here to help her teach me a lesson about taking
advantage of girls.  She made it quite clear that she did not like
the little popcorn stunt I pulled in the theatre.
While she swore at me and told me my cock was a filthy disgusting
thing that no one would ever want to touch, she undid my pants.
She pulled down my underwear to reveal a throbbing hardon.  this
enraged her, and she grabbed an object from one of the back seat 
girls.  Kelly grabbed my nuts in one hand and squeezed as hard as
she could.  She then grabbed by dick and place the V of a pair
of scissors at the base of it.  I screamed and begged her not to do
it.  She told me that she should cut my pathetic little dick off so
I would not molest any other girls.  My dick promptly became limp
I was in so much terror.  When my dick became limp, she said she
would not cut my dick off, but would do something so I would never
be normal and girls would know something had happened to me.
She grabbed my dick at the base, took the scissors, and snipped off
the tip of my dick (not the whole head, thank god, but just the end
half-inch).  As I writhed in pain, I could see the girls in the back
seat mesmerized with huge smiles on their faces.  Kelly grabbed the
tip of my cock she had removed and threw it out the window into the
trees.  She then grabbed another set of handcuffs from a back seat 
girl and tightly cuffed my dick and balls to the steering wheel.
They then undid the handcuffs behind my back, got out of the car,
and told me to drive home to mommy and have her bandage up my
pathetic maimed, mutilated dick.  
I drove to a friend's house and he helped me cut the cuffs off my
genitals and bandage my cock.


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