Advice Column followup of Straight Couple
By: Johnny

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[GAY] [STRAIGHT] [PENECTOMY]

Please read "Advice Column" first, or this may not make sense.

Also, it is about the penectomy of a straight man, but the sex in the story is gay.  Sorry, I don't know anything about straight sex, I only know how to have sex as a gay man.


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Followup to advice for the married couple.

Thursday, 2:15 p.m. telephone conversation

"Hello," Bruce answered the telephone.

"Hello, Bruce? This is Sheila."

"Hi Sheila, How are you dear?"

"I'm fine, Bruce. How are you and your husband Robert?"

"We're both fine. How is your husband, Johnny?"

"He's fine, but he still won't cooperate with having a penectomy," Said Sheila.

"I'm sorry to hear that," Said Bruce, "Did you write to 'Dear Grabby'? And what did he say?"

"Yes, I did. 'Dear Grabby' aggreed with me. He told me that the penis of a married couple belongs to the wife and that my husband is being unreasonable. He also told me that if my husband doesn't go along with me, that I should take up your offer of kidnapping him," Said Sheila.

Bruce replied, "Sheila dah'rling, I have great news for you. We had a cancellation for this Saturday, the day after tomorrow. The guy had pain in his penis and had to be rushed to the hospital. The doctors couldn't figgure out why he had pain, so they did his penectomy."

"That's wonderful, Bruce. What time can you kidnap him?"

"We'll kidnap him at 6:00 a.m., when he goes for the newspaper."

"Perfect!" announced Sheila. "Does he need anything for a prep?"

"No, except, let's throw him off a bit.. Ok? Tell him that you changed your mind about him having a penectomy, for now, but that you'll reconsider it in 4 or 5 years."

"Perfect! I'll see you Saturday!"

Bruce replied, "Sheila dah'rling, I told you that you can't be present at all because we don't want him to know who it is kidnapping him. We're going to make this seem like a mistaken-identity penectomy. I'll tell you what dah'rling, we'll tape it and you can watch the tape this Sunday, say 3:00 p.m., tea time?"

"I know, I know, I was just seeing if you remembered. I'll see you for tea and penectomy vid on Sunday."

Saturday 5:58 a.m.

"Johnny, would you be a dear and get the paper?"

"Sure, Sheila. Oh, and thank-you! Thank-you! Thank-you, for letting me keep my penis! I promise to fuck you every day, just as you like it."

"You're welcome! But remember, I would prefer you without one. Now, where's my paper?"

Johnny, wearing only his boxer briefs, slipped out the front door, and walked to the curb to pick up the morning paper. A van pulled up. A man's voice, (Robert), said, "Excuse me sir. I'm looking for the grade school."

Johnny pointed and replied, "Oh, it's down the block, turn right, and go UNNHK" as a bag grabbed him over the head and he was thrown into the back of the van. The van drove away slowly, as to not raise any suspicion.

"Well, well, Timmothy, you thought you would get away without paying us." said Bruce.

"What?" said Johnny, startled, "I'm not Timmothy, I'm Johnny. Johnny Wrey"

"Nice try, Timmothy. We knew you would try to get out of this, but really, trying to act like you're someone else? As if we haven't spent all those days together...?" said Robert, "We sucked each other's cocks and you're acting like you don't know us!"

Bruce said, "All the evenings we spent naked, our cocks pressed against each other, our chests bare, our nipples rubbing each other, as we french kissed, and you act like you don't know us?"

The van pulled into the garage of Bruce and Robert's clinic. Bruce and Robert, dressed in tight fitting black clothing, wearing ski masks, dragged Johnny into the clinic.

"It's time to pay-up faggot!" snapped Robert. "We gave you the info, and now you'll pay us what you agreed to!" said Bruce.

"Wait, I tell you, I'm Johnny Wrey, not Timmy, and I'm straight. I never had sex with a man."

"Nice try faggot. Pay-up and you get to go home." said Bruce

Johnny thought about this and figgured, maybe he should just pay them before they did anything, so he said, "Just how much money do you say I owe you?"

"Money!" exclaimed Bruce. Robert said, "You didn't agree to pay us with money. You agreed to pay with your penis."

Bruce threatened, "You better have a working penis. If you even thought of having a penectomy, we'll KILL YOU!"

Johnny gulped. He thought how lucky he is that his wife gave up on the penectomy plan.

Robert took a knife and cut Johnnys shorts off. He was now completely naked. His 13 inch penis was half hard.

Bruce said, "Nice. You have a penis, so I guess we won't have to kill you." and motioned to the stack of 50 pound bags of portland cement, in the corner.

Johnny gulped again, relieved that he would live.

Bruce and Robert tied Johnny to a table. They tied his arms to the sides, and his legs to the sides of the table. His legs were spread apart, giving them complete access to his genitalia. Bruce and Robert both shed their clothse so that they were naked from the waist down. They kept the ski masks on.

"Let's begin, the penectomy" said Robert.

Penectomy, thought Johnny. Oh no. He started to scream, "NOOOO!" so they stuffed the shredded remains of his shorts in his mouth and taped it shut.

"Relax," said Robert, "You'll enjoy this."

Bruce started sucking Johnny's cock. It was the best blow job he ever had...guess it's true what they say about guys giving the best head.

Robert climbed on top of Johnny, his chest pressing aganst Johnny's. Their nipples rubbing each other. He started kissing Johnny's neck and licking his ear lobes.

Johnny felt incredible. His cock was never harder. Sex had never been so intense. They kept it up until he started to cum. Then after his climax, they switched positions and started over.

After Johnny came a second time, Robert lay on top of Johnny. He started kissing him on the neck and slowly licked his way south. After Johnny came, Bruce repeated the process.

All total, Johnny had 8 orgasms that day. The last 3 were completely dry.

"It's time to do the cutting." said Bruce.

Robert wheeled a table with medical instruments on it over to Johnny's side. They affixed a mirror above Johnny so he could watch the procedure. Johnny started to cry. Tears streamed down the sides of his face.

Bruce took ahold of Johnny's limp cock and fed a catheter down it until piss started flowing from it. He placed a band around the base. Johnny's cock started to swell up, until it was harder and longer than it ever had been. Robert measured it and said, "Wow, 15 inches."

Bruce started cutting around the base of Johnny's penis. Johnny started screaming muffled screams through the gag. He started to pass out, but Robert held smelling salts by him to keep him awake and alert. The cutting continued until Johnny's penis was slowly lifted and pulled off the catheter. Bruce placed it on the cart and sewed Johnny's stump closed. They applied a cream that really hurt. "This stings, but in a minute your stump will be healed over and it will be too late to ever have a penis reconstruction done."

"It's done Timmy." said Bruce.

Robert picked up Johnny's severed penis and started to look at it.

Robert said, "Wait a minute. This penis is uncut!"

Bruce replied, "Yes, it is! Timmy was cut. Also where's Timmy's mole under the corona, and the strawberry birthmark, and the 'T' for Timmy tattoo at the base?"

Robert exclaimed, "You're not Timmy! Oh, No! I'm so sorry Johnny!"

Johnny started crying again.

"Please appologise to your wife or girl friend." said Bruce. "We'll make it up to you. We'll turn your penis into a dildo and you can strap it on to fuck. We'll mail it to the house that we picked you up at."

Robert placed a rag soaked with cloroform over Johnny's face.

Johnny awoke at home. Sheila was all smiles and giggling.

"Oh you wonderful wonderful man! You acted like you didn't want a penectomy, but now I know. You wanted to surprise me all along with a penectomy! Oh, you Wonderful, Wonderful man!" she repeated, "You're the best husband in the world!"



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