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Are you sick and tired of being sick and tired? Do you have problems and are your problems concerned with pornography, chasing skirts, inability to get along with anyone and a constant state of anger? Do you wake up ashamed of what you have done or what you are thinking of doing. Your gonads may be the cause and if this description fits you may want to consider emasculation.

Let us first consider what it will not do for you. It will not prolong your life as many claim. First, prostate cancer is not that prevalent. Second, being castrated as a prophylaxis is hearsay, and as spurious a procedure as a premature mastectomy for a woman. The epidemiology is that this will increase your life by three months at best. Not a good trade is it.

The second old wives tale is that it will decrease the risk of heart disease. Not true, testosterone and heart disease have nothing in common. With female hormones women were supposed to get a free pass until menopause with heart disease. However with so many women climbing the corporate ladder and driving trucks they are catching up to men in premature deaths due to heart disease. If you really want to make yourself heart attack proof change your diet. Eliminate all unnatural fats and sugars from your diet; these are the real problems in the current American diet. So called Type A personality individuals might have more heart attacks they also survive and recover better than more passive individuals, looking upon heart disease as something to be overcome.

The health argument is used by people that might try to talk you into this operation and has no validity in fact. Now a note. If you wife, lover, companion, what have you is the one suggesting you have your scrotum docked I would, since this is somewhat permanent, want to know the answers to the following questions”

1. If your mate know as “ol reliable’ in all the taverns in town.

2. Does her name appear on men’s room walls in honky tonk’s with the legend ‘can suck the rust off a trailer hitch’.

3. Has she had an affair with the whole major league baseball farm system rookies.

4. Has she joined the National Organization of Women and after meetings the steering committee takes turns sitting on her face.

So why then would you want to have your testicles removed. Calmness, peace, relaxation and freedom from constant anger.. You can become friends with your wife or lover. You will not be haring after something strange. You will not be on the internet or in a porn shop looking at tapes or pictures. No more hanging out in bars, just a pleasant existence where things are just no longer bothersome or troubling.

You should first discuss this with your wife or lover. This is a big step, and you will want to hear the words out loud and get another view point to help make your final decision. You should take three to six months to make the decision. This is a big step and it is permanent.

What about sex? An adult male that is castrated is still capable of obtaining an erection. It is only when the operation is done before puberty that erections cannot be obtained. Remember what the famous philosopher YB once said: ‘Ninety percent of everything is half mental’. Sex is in your mind, not in your testicles.

You will also be able to satisfy your wife orally. I assume you go down on your wife or lover gladly and on a regular basis. If you do not, you need a lot more help than this page. Every mammal smells and licks the female prior to sex. It is un-natural not to perform oral sex on your lover as a prelude, postlude or the whole shebang. Our second cousin the Bonobo or Pygmy Chimp is more like us than we would care to imagine. They engage in all sorts of oral sex even to the point of having lesbian chimps. If it is a matter of odor, perhaps a vinegar douche would help. Feminine deodorant sprays are merely masks and taste terrible.

If your wife and or lover still requires penetration for complete fulfillment there is the wonderful new drug Viagra. It works quickly and effectively. Testosterone patches take too long to work plus you are right back to square one in the anger department. In extreme cases there are devices like a dildo that you could use. Anyone that suggests you should, after being castrated, send your wife out to find a lover is crazy. You will be calm but not that calm.

Once you and you mate are in agreement that this is best thing for both of you, we get down to methodology. There are lots of toys you see out there on the net and read about in this forum. Let us be very realistic these are designed for cattle, hogs, and sheep. The cord crushing springs of one popular model is designed to do a quick job on a large animal that will not co-operate; it is in no way painless. You must do one gonad at a time, and you would need to be restrained. Besides most of you do not live anywhere near a farm implement dealer, which means you would order it over the web. Good record there. Then what are you going to do with the instrument after your one use. Have it bronzed? Put it out for a yard sale?

Most urologists will not perform this operation unless there is some extremely valid reason. He and or she did not go to school etc for all those years to loose their license over something like this. The pipe dream of a lovely sexy female doctor performing a castration is just that, a pipe dream. That leaves you amateurs, who may do a good job, or may butcher you. Lets forget this one also.

The easiest and least painful way is to cut off the blood supply. No need for fancy little tools, nylon wire bundle wrappers will work just fine. One for each gonad tightened sufficient will do the job nicely. You will also need a bandage scissors.

Therefore, once you have decided this is the course of action that will improve your life, you should set a date. If you still have children at home, send them somewhere safe for a couple of days. Make this as special an occasion as your wedding night. By the way you must not only love your wife/lover, you must like her also. You will become much closer after your little problems causers are gone, so you must like to talk to her and be with her. When they have disappeared you will find it much easier to carry on a conversation ,things that bored you before will now seem exciting, and you will probably giggle with her a lot over nonsense things, that were to you in the past stupid.

The evening arrives, the two of your should have a glass or two of wine, no beer for obvious reasons, and liquor is too strong. Keep the house nice and warm, then take a very hot bath, you went you gonads hanging nice and low. Your wife/lover should do the honors of placing the wraps on your gonads, to show that she loves you, has agreed to the decision, and has been given the chance to participate.

All nice and dry proceed to the bedroom. Lie down on your back with your feet on the floor and spread your legs. A little love talk would help at this point, as you will both be nervous, perhaps some necking, with a little finger fucking and hand job thrown in will help both of you prepare. Then have your wife sit on your face. Concentrate on eating her and bringing her to the best orgasm of her life. Your lover should spend about five minutes massaging and pulling on your balls to get all the length there is to get into the sack. Then she should encircle each of your gonads as high up as possible in a cable wrap ratchet it down slowly so as not to catch any skin in the clasp. You use one for each ball because unless you are hung like a field mouse, a single tie would have to be extremely tight to get all of the circulation cut off. How tight is tight, she should tighten until your balls turn blue. You should feel a little tightness, but no pain from this.

If at this point you do not have an erection your mate should blow you until it is nice and hard. Then in the manner of a cock ring place a third nylon tie around your cock, to keep the erection. Remember that most seminal fluid comes from the prostate gland. If the vessel is closed off in your cock with the nylon tie no fluid will escape. Now either have your wife blow you until you have a minimum of three orgasms. As you are trying to ejaculate, she should ratchet the ties tighter on your balls by a notch or two. This will take up any slack missed the first time. More than likely you will rupture the vessels in your sack. Leave the tie on your cock for no more than an hour, unless you want to loose that also.

Your mate will probably come all over the place from her job as a castratrix, and she will love you even more for trusting her to perform this most intimate of services, and for relieving you of your manhood. She will be looking forward to gaining you as her newest girlfriend.

This is where the bandage scissors comes in handy; it can cut the tie off your cock with out cutting your cock off. Leave the ties on your balls till the next morning.

You will have some pain when your wife cuts off the nylon ties and circulation returns. My suggestion would be any time you are feeling depressed or any remorse, have your mate sit on your face for twenty minutes or so. You will want to become so accomplished at cunnilingus that your wife ejaculates fluid when you bring her to orgasm with your mouth. Twelve hours without blood and you are now emasculated. It will take about two to four weeks to get all of the testosterone out of your system, since it is oil soluble. If you have sex during this period, you may have a bloody ejaculation. You will want to at the end of a month have a blood test in which your testosterone level is checked. It will not be zero, but should be about on par with that of a female. For the first couple of days be on guard against gangrene. Your gonads will shrink over a period of time.

You will now enter a realm of calmness, peace, friendship, and love for your mate. You will still be able to protect home and hearth, and to earn a living, but incidents and people that drove you crazy in the past will no longer bother you. If you have a “strap on” now would be a good time for your wife to begin fucking you in the ass to demonstrate your new relationship. She might find it very exciting to acquire a three-headed dildo. The feminine portion has two heads, one for the vagina, and one for the rectum. This is then firmly braced against the female’s pubis allowing her greater penetrating power. You should approach your anal deflowering as if it were your wedding night. Have your mate show you how to take and enema, so you will be nice and clean. Take a long hot shower together, maybe a glass or two of wine before adjourning to the bedroom. As to lubrication you should supply that for her with your mouth to both orifices, then help her mount the device. You should than lie face down so that your mate can get high up on your butt for maximum penetration. At first you will be a tight end, but after a few sessions you will become a wife receiver. Do not attempt dog style or missionary position at first, until your asshole is well broken in. This maybe a little painful at first, let me assure you this will only heighten your wife’s pleasure in what she is doing. After all she wouldn’t have agreed to castrate you if she wasn’t a bit of a sadist. After you are used to this form of entertainment and release you can then try other positions i.e. missionary position, doggie, and of course the old favorite riding the pole. Of course herein is the same warning, having your wife “do your ass” is acceptable, having your bowling teammates do you is not.

You will now have three anniversaries, wedding, castrations, and one for loosing your anal virginity(hopefully you were a virgin there).

If the blood test shows you were successful, you may wish to visit a urologist to have your now useless balls completely removed. You can always claim it was an accident. It would of course be better if you live near a major city to find a doctor who specializes in sexual re-assignment to perform this procedure. This can be done in a number of different manner, including one where the scrotum is used to form a set of lips.

If you find your life has improved from this procedure, you may wish to at later time have your penis removed, this will also allow your mate to fuck you better in the missionary position. If your mate is satisfied with oral sex or a dildo this will complete the transition for you. Unless you are going to have the surgeon build you a cunt, the procedure can be done in his office under a local, and you can be out and back to work in a day or two. He and or she will put you under a local along with a tranquilizer. During the procedure the doctor will essentially filet your cock. A good sexual reassignment doctor will more than likely allow your mate to make the final cut if you ask in advance. Flush is probably best, after healing you and your wife will be able to share your panties. You will now have to work very hard on this relationship, because no one else will want you.